# troll alert: ignore bmerton **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603 "2001-10-25T18:39:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/21 "2001-10-26T15:28:30Z")
**I do know how to close tags** … See? I just get slack sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/22 "2001-10-26T15:50:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\ ***I do know how to close tags** … > > See? > > I just get slack sometimes. \*\* Well, if you are a guy then you should get slacks all the time, you’d look pretty weird in a dress. OTOH, if you are a female then a nice pair of slacks, a nice skirt, and a summer dress would be just right. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/23 "2001-10-26T16:12:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > Well, if you are a guy then you should get slacks all the time, you’d look pretty weird in a dress. OTOH, if you are a female then a nice pair of slacks, a nice skirt, and a summer dress would be just right. \*\* Jinkeys!! I would think that slacks, a skirt and a summer dress would be pretty uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/24 "2001-10-26T16:17:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > Well, if you are a guy then you should get slacks all the time, you’d look pretty weird in a dress. OTOH, if you are a female then a nice pair of slacks, a nice skirt, and a summer dress would be just right. \*\* Jinkeys!! I would think that slacks, a skirt and a summer dress would be pretty uncomfortable. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Sofa King_ > > Does Wildest Bill really have children? > > Daughters? > > Heh, heh, heh. Good. Maybe we could introduce them to **JDT’s** _uncut_ sons. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/25 "2001-10-26T16:29:53Z")
Oops. [Astro voice] Rorry, Reorge. [/Astro voice] ---
**Author:** ![scampering\_gremlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@scampering\_gremlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scampering_gremlin)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/26 "2001-10-26T18:29:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > **Was the 800+ looks thread closed?** Now if I answered that I’d just feed your fascination, wouldn’t I? Scurry off and sniff the boards yourself if you want to…if you’re really fascinated with trolls…just don’t ask for more help from me. And try not to think of a large white horse. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/27 "2001-10-26T21:02:03Z")
SC… I read my post over again. And I didn’t see anything about asking you what post it was. Did you read something in it that I didn’t say? ---
**Author:** ![scampering\_gremlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@scampering\_gremlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scampering_gremlin)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/28 "2001-10-26T22:40:02Z")
Reeder, Was that aimed at me? I read over my nic again, and didn’t see those initials. Did you read something into my name that isn’t there? Tease, tease. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/29 "2001-10-26T22:56:10Z")
SG… Nah…I just can’t type. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603/30 "2001-10-27T02:30:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scampering gremlin \* > \*\*Reeder, > > Was that aimed at me? I read over my nic again, and didn’t see those initials. Did you read something into my name that isn’t there? > > Tease, tease. \*\* Nah, he just truncated your name. Or you could say he decided to round down. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-alert-ignore-bmerton/89603.md?page=1)