# Troll Food Omnibus Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912 "2019-08-19T23:29:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/41 "2019-09-12T19:40:52Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > What are you talking about? shhh… nobody answer that. if we’re quiet, he’ll go away. it’ll be like a reverse surprise party, only we stay behind the sofa with the lights off when he comes in, grabs a beer, watches TV then goes to bed. then we sneak out and he never knows we were there. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/42 "2019-09-12T19:51:59Z")
> [@digs](#): > > shhh… nobody answer that. if we’re quiet, he’ll go away. > > it’ll be like a reverse surprise party, only we stay behind the sofa with the lights off when he comes in, grabs a beer, watches TV then goes to bed. then we sneak out and he never knows we were there. That’s creepy. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/43 "2019-09-12T20:55:04Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > What are you talking about? Pretty sure that was a typo. Same=sane. [”I think Timothy McVeigh’s actions were not an entirely unreasonable reaction to Ruby Ridge and Waco.”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20716465#post20716465) Sorry guys, did I ruin the reverse surprise party? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/44 "2019-09-12T21:19:34Z")
Kind of, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/45 "2019-09-12T21:41:06Z")
Not sure I’d call **HurricaneDitka** outing himself as a malevolent prick a “surprise.” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/46 "2019-09-12T22:39:43Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Not sure I’d call **HurricaneDitka** outing himself as a malevolent prick a “surprise.” It’s a reverse surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/47 "2019-09-20T05:02:19Z")
> [@New sexual assault allegation against Justice Kavanaugh](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-sexual-assault-allegation-against-justice-kavanaugh/840241/276): > > Goodness, this thread is one complete shitshow, isn’t it? Keep it up, **HurricaneDitka.** This happens to every thread he takes part in, and will continue to happen until people stop responding or the moderators finally take action. Just saying. That thread is full of excellent troll food candidates. Responding to Ditka has provided nothing of value to anyone. Why do people keep doing it? ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/48 "2019-09-20T05:35:25Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > This happens to every thread he takes part in, and will continue to happen until people stop responding or the moderators finally take action. Just saying. > > That thread is full of excellent troll food candidates. Responding to Ditka has provided nothing of value to anyone. Why do people keep doing it? I don’t think you guys know what a troll is. A person that has opinions that you don’t like doesn’t make them a troll. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/49 "2019-09-20T12:48:06Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > I don’t think you guys know what a troll is. > > A person that has opinions that you don’t like doesn’t make them a troll. Favorite pizza toppings are opinions. Racism and sexism are trollery. ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/50 "2019-09-20T13:15:58Z")
Unless your favorite pizza toppings are pineapple and sardines, then it’s food trollery. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/51 "2019-09-20T13:36:51Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Favorite pizza toppings are opinions. > Racism and sexism are trollery. Only when it’s actually racist or sexist, which is pretty uncommon, and even then, that doesn’t make someone a “troll”. Just because you don’t like what certain people think doesn’t mean they are a “troll”. And you guys have played out the racism and sexism allegations to the point that the terms are almost meaningless. Have a problem with what a female says or does? Sexist. Have a problem with something a person of color says or does? Racist. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/52 "2019-09-20T13:49:20Z")
Oh my god can you please not feed the troll in a thread about why we shouldn’t feed trolls ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/53 "2019-09-20T13:51:49Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Only when it’s actually racist or sexist, which is pretty uncommon, and even then, that doesn’t make someone a “troll”. Just because you don’t like what certain people think doesn’t mean they are a “troll”. > > And you guys have played out the racism and sexism allegations to the point that the terms are almost meaningless. > > Have a problem with what a female says or does? Sexist. > > Have a problem with something a person of color says or does? Racist. Say something sexist or racist?: Bigot. It never ends. ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/54 "2019-09-20T13:55:12Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Oh my god can you please not feed the troll in a thread about why we shouldn’t feed trolls I would rather talk about pizza. 🙂 As a middle-aged woman and mother of two I should say that my favorite toppings are all veggy with lowfat cheese and cauliflower crust, but the hell with that. I want pepperoni and extra cheese and an order of breadsticks all for me. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/55 "2019-09-20T14:12:27Z")
Pepperoni kicks ass. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/56 "2019-09-20T14:32:29Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Have a problem with what a female says or does? Sexist. Gosh, I always value the opinions of men who call women “females”, especially when it comes to what is and isn’t sexist. Oh, wait, no, that’s not right. The opposite thing. I don’t pay the misogynist fucks any heed at all. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/57 "2019-09-20T15:06:26Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Gosh, I always value the opinions of men who call women “females”, especially when it comes to what is and isn’t sexist. > > Oh, wait, no, that’s not right. The opposite thing. I don’t pay the misogynist fucks any heed at all. Exhibit A ^ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/58 "2019-09-20T16:17:15Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Oh my god can you please not feed the troll in a thread about why we shouldn’t feed trolls Chillax my dude. ---
**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/59 "2019-09-20T16:59:08Z")
Pizzas are just open-faced calzones ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912/60 "2019-09-20T17:03:56Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Chillax my dude. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-food-omnibus-thread/838912.md?page=4)