Troll Food Omnibus Thread

shhh… nobody answer that. if we’re quiet, he’ll go away.

it’ll be like a reverse surprise party, only we stay behind the sofa with the lights off when he comes in, grabs a beer, watches TV then goes to bed. then we sneak out and he never knows we were there.

That’s creepy. :eek:

Pretty sure that was a typo. Same=sane.

”I think Timothy McVeigh’s actions were not an entirely unreasonable reaction to Ruby Ridge and Waco.”

Sorry guys, did I ruin the reverse surprise party?

Kind of, yeah.

Not sure I’d call HurricaneDitka outing himself as a malevolent prick a “surprise.”

It’s a reverse surprise!

This happens to every thread he takes part in, and will continue to happen until people stop responding or the moderators finally take action. Just saying.

That thread is full of excellent troll food candidates. Responding to Ditka has provided nothing of value to anyone. Why do people keep doing it?

I don’t think you guys know what a troll is.

A person that has opinions that you don’t like doesn’t make them a troll.

Favorite pizza toppings are opinions.
Racism and sexism are trollery.

Unless your favorite pizza toppings are pineapple and sardines, then it’s food trollery.

Only when it’s actually racist or sexist, which is pretty uncommon, and even then, that doesn’t make someone a “troll”. Just because you don’t like what certain people think doesn’t mean they are a “troll”.

And you guys have played out the racism and sexism allegations to the point that the terms are almost meaningless.

Have a problem with what a female says or does? Sexist.

Have a problem with something a person of color says or does? Racist.

Oh my god can you please not feed the troll in a thread about why we shouldn’t feed trolls

Say something sexist or racist?: Bigot.

It never ends.

I would rather talk about pizza. :slight_smile:

As a middle-aged woman and mother of two I should say that my favorite toppings are all veggy with lowfat cheese and cauliflower crust, but the hell with that. I want pepperoni and extra cheese and an order of breadsticks all for me.

Pepperoni kicks ass.

Gosh, I always value the opinions of men who call women “females”, especially when it comes to what is and isn’t sexist.

Oh, wait, no, that’s not right. The opposite thing. I don’t pay the misogynist fucks any heed at all.

Exhibit A ^

Chillax my dude.

Pizzas are just open-faced calzones

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