# Troll List **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 23, 1999, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022 "1999-09-23T19:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/21 "1999-09-24T11:55:00Z")
Wow! Good morning to all! i dunt wanna be a gud gurl no moore… Look at me! I am a troll! Puh-Leeze. I would like to thank my friends for the support. 😉 Good to see you Scott. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/22 "1999-09-24T12:04:00Z")
Noooooo! Quick, somebody rub Kelli’s Belli and convince her not to troll. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/23 "1999-09-24T12:53:00Z")
Got no flame here, just wanna give a shout out to Scott. How’s it going, mon? Good to see you. Well, it looks to me like all the trolls I’ve seen have been listed, except for some twit called “TheMagician”, or something. As far as I know, he only posted once, which places him at least two rungs higher on the food chain than the rest of the crusty, slimy little trolls listed here. O.K., back to the flaming. \< Sits back and watches, eating popcorn \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/24 "1999-09-24T13:33:00Z")
Sealemon88: sugar if you have spotted another troll, than please, don’t just sit back and munch popcorn. We (I) want the EXACT name. Want us to go get? Tell us. We (I) can’t read everything. If you have a heads up then, please, do tell! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/25 "1999-09-24T15:35:00Z")
Byzantine: It looks like he’s laying low. The two posts that **TheMagician** made were on 9-9-99. He regestered on the same day, and shared his wit and wisdom with us all… ““Oh PUH-FUCKIN-LEEZE people…get a friggin’ LIFE!!!”” He then followed this up later in the day, on the same thread, with “At the risk of being redundant…“Oh PUH-FUCKIN-LEEZE people…get a friggin’ LIFE!!!”” Now I originally thought he was my new sensei, until I realized that he had placed his pithy remark in quotes, suggesting that he was actually **quoting** his “get a life” remark. Well, that just blew all the respect I had for him out of the water. I just checked his profile, and he hasn’t posted since, unless it’s under a different name. I’m still working on getting my links to function in the MB, so if you’re interested, the name of the topic was _I’m going to ignore your documented evidence and expertise in favor of my own WAG_, and it was posted right here in the Pit on 8-11. I’ll letcha know if I find any live ones. Y’all be cool. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/26 "1999-09-24T20:37:00Z")
Kilroy wrote: > [@](#): > > The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, now this go to “ms.” kellibelli, i am not in the definition of the word “troll”, what you speak of. Mecha-Gojira is biggest battle of Rodan and Ghidora! Seeing destruction of Tokyo! No man will survive this fighting! Gojira is dishonorable to dirt! * * * Visit the Internet Stellar Database at [www.stellar-database.com](http://www.stellar-database.com) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/27 "1999-09-24T21:12:00Z")
Kilroy said: > [@](#): > > The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, now this go to “ms.” kellibelli, i am not in the definition of the word “troll”, what you speak of. Now you on the other hand are a troll. So next time when you speak of a troll, think of your self. Using Babelfish, this was translated from English to French to English: > [@](#): > > The subject of me being a troll was brought to my attentiion, maintaining this go " Mrs… " > kellibelli, I am not in the definition of the word " troll ", of what you speak. That’s a little better. Then that was translated from English to German to English: > [@](#): > > The topic from me being troll was gotten to mine attentiion and maintained this, to go " > Mrs. " kellibelli, I is not in the definition of the word " troll ", of, which you speak. That’s much better. Then that was translated from English to Italian to English: > [@](#): > > The subject from me that they are troll has been obtained to the attentiion of the mine > and has carried out this, in order to go " sig.ra " the kellibelli, is not in the definition of the > word " troll ", of, that speeches. Perfect! Still doesn’t make any sense, but is more fun to read 🙂 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/28 "1999-09-25T00:39:00Z")
Nobody listed ME as a troll! My feelings are hurt! WAAAAAHHHH!! BOOOOO\_HOOOOO! ☹ _My nomination for Troll of the Year is-_ **Nanobite** * * * We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Lioness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85e7bf/32.png) [@Lioness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lioness)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/29 "1999-09-25T01:12:00Z")
Hell Daniel, I had to almost list myself. Mom told me not to listen to those darn Ken dolls. * * * * * * Lioness ## I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s really hard to pronounce. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/30 "1999-09-25T01:39:00Z")
kellibelli said: > [@](#): > > i dunt wanna be a gud gurl no moore… > Look at me! I am a troll! So nothing’s going to change then? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/31 "1999-09-25T06:07:00Z")
Hey, no fair! Gr8Kat’s using my shtick! Although, there should have been an “English to German to English to Italian to English to Portuguese to English to Spanish to English to French to English” in there, which I’ll take care of now: > [@](#): > > The subject which comes from the troll obtained to me to the attentiion of the mine, hour this goes " massive spectrography ", of kellibelli, is not in the definition of the word " troll ", which them speech. Hour you are different troll of the piece. In order to them thus think of the mark which follows, if speech of troll. * * * “It’s _bacon_!!” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/32 "1999-09-25T19:16:00Z")
Sorry, Kat, I didn’t realize the schtick belonged to anyone in particular ☹ Hope that didn’t make me a troll ☹ Yours was way funnier than mine anyway 🙂 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/33 "1999-09-25T19:53:00Z")
Well, if we’re lynching trolls, how about someone, perhaps the Great Troll Hunter himself, list the names of the loverock perpetrators and let mob justice begin! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 1999, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/34 "1999-09-25T21:32:00Z")
Gr9Kat, naw, otherwise someone would’ve added you to the list. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 1999, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/35 "1999-09-29T20:59:00Z")
Time to bring this back to the top. Troll List - Rev. A (revised 9/29/99) 1. Added GuanYu (AKA guano-on-yu). End Revisions. * * * One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/36 "1999-10-03T03:58:00Z")
I tried to be nice… Palidwhore? You want us to come up with new things to call you? What are you, a fuckin’ masochist? All right then, you dim-witted little jackass, I’ll tell you what I really think. You, my friend, are a fucking prostitute. You suck goats sideways for nickels to buy crack. You should be handed over to NAMBLA. They would be interested, since you have the mind, if not the body, of a 12 year old. They should gang-bang you until something gives and you die of peritoneal rupture. Then I will rip out your heart, put it in a box, and give it to your mother. I imagine she will be so grateful that she will screw me your coffin. Do you feel better now? Does that give you your daily fix of attention? Eat shit and die, bitch. (Was that over the line?) –John ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/37 "1999-10-03T04:00:00Z")
Oops-- Screw me ON your coffin. (weirdest correction I ever had to make) * * * * * * The Ai\ Yue- Ha FAQ: 1. Eye You-way Han 2. It’s Chinese. 3. The symbols are tone marks. 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered. 5. Just call me John, OK? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/38 "1999-10-03T04:01:00Z")
Nope. * * * Millions long for immortality, yet don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/39 "1999-10-03T05:14:00Z")
Wally, you- aw, geez they’re all looking at me here. They wanna know why I’m laughing. Aw geez, man. That’s just the simplest, best joke I’ve heard all day. “Nope.” LOL. This is why I come here. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 1999, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022/40 "1999-10-03T05:20:00Z")
Well, thanx, John. I wrote it myself. * * * Millions long for immortality, yet don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/troll-list/3022.md?page=3)