# Trolls, how many kinds are there ? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 1999, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517 "1999-12-04T17:47:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/41 "1999-12-12T07:19:00Z")
Allright, break it up. On your journey. It’s over. Move along, nothing to see here. Oh, and it’s grammar, not grammer, you little twit. 🙂 On to Luxembourg! * * * I lost track. Is this today? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/42 "1999-12-12T19:10:00Z")
Wally, Don’t make me hurt you ! * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/43 "1999-12-12T22:37:00Z")
Oops. I did it again. I’m outta here! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/44 "1999-12-12T22:46:00Z")
As far as I can tell,theres one kind\_male! ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/45 "1999-12-13T04:40:00Z")
Apparently self-awareness is not your strength. * * * - The best lack all conviction The worst are full of passionate intensity. \* ---
**Author:** ![bj0rn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@bj0rn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bj0rn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/46 "1999-12-17T10:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I also note that, unlike the originator of this thread, he always uses correct spelling and grammar. doesnt matter. or are you going to suggest that people that spell badly are as stupid as people that mispronounce. are you going to suggest that dyslexic people are stupid? are you going to suggest that non native speakers of a language are stupid because they cant spell/do grammar correctly? how are you going to successfully argue that good vs bad spelling and grammar makes people different? the only differance i note is the inconsiderance factor you are guilty of. so for the purposes of the thread: inconsiderate troll (i know its ironic, but im not calling anybody a troll) current list: chicken shit troll Trollus Criteratus (whatever) Gap Troll (silly) Konrad (is that a type?) = Phaedrus (again?) = “Troll who exists solely for the purpose of trolling” aka “troll for life”. Show Trolls (i dont think thats what the thread is looking for) Ayesha (sigh…) cowardly trolls detritus (discworld) alter-ego troll whining troll (Dear Abby trolls) stalker troll god bless america troll bj0rn - 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PitBullDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@PitBullDawg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PitBullDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/47 "1999-12-29T11:03:00Z")
Did anyone mention the Ayesha Troll? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/48 "1999-12-29T19:19:00Z")
As I said before, I have never seen an Ayesha troll, but I think I may be seeing a Pittbullshit, uh I mean pitt bull dawg troll right now. I’ll have to wait a day or two to be sure. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/49 "1999-12-30T02:59:00Z")
Ayesha–Check out the BBQ pit thread on the search engine! This new jackass, PitbullShit AKA “The Pits” claims to have a magic technique to make the SD search engine work! 😃 \Not only is he a troll and a liar, he’s a Damn-Fool!\ ## Since The Straight Dope is dedicated to eliminating ignorance, let’s rub out PitBullShit. We’d be getting rid of a good 37 2/3% of al the ignorance in America that way ! 🙂 “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/50 "1999-12-30T05:04:00Z")
Bosda baby, You forgot to say insane if he’s making THAT claim. You know how much I like to poke the trolls to see them squirm. But just so we can be rid of this I one I promise you I will TRY to starve this piece of pitbullshit to death. I’ll really try. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![PitBullDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@PitBullDawg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PitBullDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/51 "1999-12-31T04:52:00Z")
Whatever. Maybe the search engine only works for those of us that actually have a brain. A troll? Whatever the fuck that means. If you don’t like what I have to say then don’t read my posts. But you will read them because you are all so easily amused. Pity. Pit * * * The ever insensitive, politically incorrect PitBullDawg. Political correctness is a disease. Cure it with the truth. ---
**Author:** ![PitBullDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@PitBullDawg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PitBullDawg)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/52 "1999-12-31T07:54:00Z")
Ayesha: Concerning your OP, you must be schizo or something. On one hand you say you dislike the people that come on here and start shit and leave. On the other hand you want to ban anyone from here you don’t agree with. Which is it girl? You want the “trolls” (or whatever other corny name you want to give them) to leave or stay? You are a fuitcake lady. Seek help. * * * The ever insensitive, politically incorrect PitBullDawg. Political correctness is a disease. Cure it with the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/53 "1999-12-31T13:10:00Z")
Bosda, baby I tried, I really did. Pittbullshit, Just where did I call for the banning of anyone? If you’re gonna accuse me of saying something then at least name the thread I’m supposed to have said it in. I’ll bet your eyes are brown , you’re so full of shit. I can’t help it if you act like an idiot, and show your ass on this board they way you have from day one. What , did you have a little too much to drink tonight ? Or is it that you are so frusturated that you can’t get a woman to pay attention to you IRL, that you try so hard to get me to pay attention to you here? Now go out and chase your tail like a good pittbullshit. I have better things to do than feed you today. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/54 "2000-01-01T06:40:00Z")
Oh, Pits–please! Just how _do_ you get the Search Engine, which hasn’t worked in months & is the joke of this board (after you) to work? Please tell us! PLLLLEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE! Is it the special way you give your (limp) wrist a twist when you click your mouse? Inquiring Minds Want To Know! 🙂 * * * “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/55 "1999-12-31T19:08:00Z")
New species of troll just discovered over in GD. We’ve been invaded by fundies in apparent retribution for posting on their message board. * * * Easy one-step assembly instructions. Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/56 "1999-12-31T21:54:00Z")
I believe I was the first to discover the trollis pitbullshitus. I am now known as Dr. kellibelli, P.H.D. in troll discovery and examination. your welcome. Konrad…Um, bite me. There, better? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517/57 "2000-01-01T00:00:00Z")
Unclebeer, got a link? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-how-many-kinds-are-there/3517.md?page=2)