# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")

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Previous trolling thread over the 10k post limit, and I didn’t see another (yet).

I respectfully submit this shitshow of a post…

> [@Dixie Chicks are now the Chicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dixie-chicks-are-now-the-chicks/913023/47):
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> just because they are women doesn’t mean they aren’t propagating the patriarchy that has controlled women since time immemorial. They are part of the problem, they need to be cancelled. They should give the rights to all their music away to black lesbian hip hop artists along with their millions of dollars, privileged white bitches, and also make sure they have abortions if they ever get pregnant with racist white babies.

…with **pool** in fine figure.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3 "2020-06-27T06:56:46Z")

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Damn you look like a white, shell-less turtle.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4 "2020-06-27T06:59:25Z")

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Awww, I lost a friend 💔

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/5 "2020-06-27T07:00:55Z")

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What did Grindr go offline tonight?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/6 "2020-06-27T07:08:29Z")

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So your adding homophobery to your list of assholeries? Got it.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/7 "2020-06-27T12:19:43Z")

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There’s a **pool** in the turd.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/8 "2020-06-27T12:43:13Z")

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We really need a like button.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/9 "2020-06-27T20:42:26Z")

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[Moderation]  
Indicating that a poster should have been killed at birth is a violation of the board’s rule against wishing harm on other posters. Please avoid this sort of language in the future.

No warning issued.  
[/Moderation]

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/10 "2020-06-27T23:11:17Z")

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Does this Obama joker sound like the recently banned guy who talked liberals and abortion and then in another garbage post, explained how mustangs are the opposite of liberals in some weird world resource depletion scheme?

> [@Population growth is good because it reduces inbreeding](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/population-growth-is-good-because-it-reduces-inbreeding/913331/43):
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> Trade is pretty irrelevant. The US buys iPhones in exchange for soybeans, airplanes and overpriced tractors. Although these might be valued in some way they are not necessary goods that run infrastructure. Minority persons are at high risk of COVID. Since the modern hiphop culture has a lot of these people it is not surprising they have so many cases. Food shortages are just one reason. Also, drugs. These are all broad social phenomena exacerbated in societal collapse. Wind turbines are placed…

I’m waiting for him to answer any of my questions, including explaining this gem…

“Minority persons are at high risk of COVID. Since the modern hiphop culture has a lot of these people it is not surprising they have so many cases.”

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/11 "2020-06-27T23:14:09Z")

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Reading that thread makes me feel like I’m having a stroke. By the end of it, I no longer had any idea what the thread was even about…

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/12 "2020-06-27T23:18:59Z")

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I don’t think Obama has any idea either. He can’t seem to tell me if he is FOR or AGAINST depopulation.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2020, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/13 "2020-06-27T23:59:49Z")

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That guy almost certainly has to be a sock of the banned one with the same [last] name from the old board, doesn’t he? MO seems exactly the same-on the surface expressing a liberal viewpoint, but dig just a tiny bit deeper and every thought seems _off_.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/14 "2020-06-28T00:58:15Z")

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What a bizarre thread. I don’t really get a “troll” vibe from it so much as “genuinely nutty person explaining his sincerely held beliefs without any idea they make no sense to anyone else,” though.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/15 "2020-06-28T13:51:46Z")

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Yep. “Obama” is a 3 cylinder engine convinced he’s a high output V8.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/16 "2020-06-28T20:00:41Z")

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He thinks _we_’re all trolling _him_.

Nervy little outfit.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/17 "2020-06-29T08:05:03Z")

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I’m not even sure if there is a debate there, but it sure isn’t great. Thread needs… Moved or something. Mad props to @slash2k for following the links there at the end.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/18 "2020-06-29T12:35:27Z")

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Right? Slash deserves an award and that thread is making me dizzy.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/19 "2020-06-29T12:44:47Z")

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The tricky thing with that thread is that there really are some interesting topics being discussed.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/20 "2020-06-29T12:47:14Z")

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Yeah, I don’t think that guy’s a troll - that all reads like “earnest but crazy person” stuff.

I’m more shocked to hear about this “pro incest” position we have. I didn’t even know you could do that sort of thing professionally.

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**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/21 "2020-06-29T12:49:05Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I’m more shocked to hear about this “pro incest” position we have. I didn’t even know you could do that sort of thing professionally.

It’s better if you don’t think about it too hard.

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