# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 134
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2668 "2021-02-05T19:12:15Z")
> [@MrMrmrmr](#): > > Get up, walk around the room proudly, as you enjoy your superiority. Thank you. I think I will do just that. ---
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2669 "2021-02-06T01:20:43Z")
Will the SDMB show some self restraint and not feed an obvious troll? > [@Retard not Ok, but idiot,moron, and stupid are OK on the dope](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/retard-not-ok-but-idiot-moron-and-stupid-are-ok-on-the-dope/932296): > > I am wondering why that is. Surely people could use ill informed, ignorant, unsophisticated, poorly educated, lacking in perspective, etc. Why do woke people use disparaging terms for developmentally disabled people to describe posters they disagree with? Why is it acceptable? Probably not ---
**Author:** ![MrMrmrmr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrmrmrmr/32/5828_2.png) [@MrMrmrmr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMrmrmr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2670 "2021-02-06T01:24:00Z")
Why do you consider an appropriate question trolling? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2671 "2021-02-06T01:39:36Z")
No more than I stop replying to you when you troll me. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2672 "2021-02-06T03:29:53Z")
> [@MrMrmrmr](#): > > Why do you consider an appropriate question trolling? I believe this was explained to you, with examples, when your stupid trolling thread was closed. In case it’s not obvious to you, most posters here have no problem with thoughtful conservative arguments and are happy to debate them. As long as you keep posting the kind of moronic bullshit I cited **[here](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux/913349/2660)**, you are in no way worthy of a serious response. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2673 "2021-02-06T08:24:31Z")
I heard that there was someone here who was bragging about being 4’6", has the kick ass scooter shown below and a t-shirt that says “Fuck me. No really, fuck me” in a beautiful sequin pattern. While that’s impressive as hell, it’s the internet, so it might not be completely true. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/s62yiHP.jpeg "Imgur: The magic of the Internet") ](https://imgur.com/s62yiHP) _Born to Be Wiiiiii-iiiiiii-iiiild!_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2674 "2021-02-06T13:09:46Z")
There’s no way that thing is street legal. Only a true badass would ride that hog. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2675 "2021-02-06T16:39:13Z")
That thing is a weed trimmer with wheels stuck on it. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2676 "2021-02-06T17:07:51Z")
There’s a real market for those fold-up portable scooters. Folks take them in light airplanes, on houseboats, and in RVs to wherever and can then get around quickly and easily. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2677 "2021-02-06T21:23:50Z")
I actually wouldn’t mind having one myself. Neat. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2678 "2021-02-06T21:43:50Z")
When I think of him, this is the bike that comes to mind: [ecLTnIwKSYmNIWptiJBf (2000×2000) (filestackcontent.com)](https://cdn.filestackcontent.com/resize=w:2000,h:2000,f:crop/auto_image/compress/quality=v:60/ecLTnIwKSYmNIWptiJBf) ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2679 "2021-02-06T21:53:04Z")
It’s missing something… Ah, here we go [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/F4uPmtF.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/LWHLW2s) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2680 "2021-02-06T22:01:27Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > When I think of him, this is the bike that comes to mind: > [ecLTnIwKSYmNIWptiJBf (2000×2000) (filestackcontent.com)](https://cdn.filestackcontent.com/resize=w:2000,h:2000,f:crop/auto_image/compress/quality=v:60/ecLTnIwKSYmNIWptiJBf) This is the one I think of. (Spoilered as NSFW) [https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik?t=38](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik?t=38) ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2681 "2021-02-06T22:28:21Z")
I dunno, that seems like a really good way to get around town. ---
**Author:** ![MrMrmrmr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrmrmrmr/32/5828_2.png) [@MrMrmrmr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMrmrmr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2682 "2021-02-10T02:57:00Z")
You think of me. That’s nice. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2683 "2021-02-10T03:27:19Z")
Is that why you troll? For the attention? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2684 "2021-02-10T03:27:58Z")
Hey, guys. I have whoever made the reply above snfaulkner’s on ignore for some reason. Probably for being a troll. Someone let me know if I missed something good. By which I mean not just a total dumbass spouting off for attention, as trolls will often do. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2685 "2021-02-10T03:35:28Z")
It was precisely what you suspect. ---
**Author:** ![MrMrmrmr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrmrmrmr/32/5828_2.png) [@MrMrmrmr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMrmrmr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2686 "2021-02-10T04:30:50Z")
No, I like being in his head. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2687 "2021-02-10T04:35:16Z")
> [@MrMrmrmr](#): > > No, I like being in his head. Which is effectively admitting that you’re trolling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=133) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=135)