# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2908 "2021-02-25T18:35:30Z")
[https://images.app.goo.gl/kvyVDZoFMQ1eenJUA](https://images.app.goo.gl/kvyVDZoFMQ1eenJUA) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2909 "2021-02-25T18:38:53Z")
They prefer “people of star-nose.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2910 "2021-02-25T18:50:27Z")
Or is that people of naked moles? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2911 "2021-02-25T18:52:23Z")
Isn’t that Kevin Smith’s next superhero movie, the Naked Mallrat? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2912 "2021-02-25T18:56:35Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Subterranean-Americans I have never once known a mole-person to self-identify as Subterranean-American. How dare you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2913 "2021-02-25T18:56:50Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Or is that people of naked moles? 😉 - > [@Ludovic](#): > > Isn’t that Kevin Smith’s next superhero movie, the Naked Mallrat? - Clothing optional. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2914 "2021-02-25T19:13:48Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > By the time I read that mini-saga, Iamnotgrumpy’s posts all had “BANNED: Trolling / Socking” by his name. Which, _ **spoiler** _ ! I call that leading with the obituary. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2915 "2021-02-25T20:42:10Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > You have reminded me to wander out to the fridge and pour some of my afore mentioned premixed old fashioneds in to the nearest clean glass and then wander back. And you have reminded me that I have all the ingredients (it’s my favorite drink)… if I cheat a little. No oranges, but I do have Cointreau. So now the house is empty, the chores are done, a springtime walk has been taken… and it’s my turn to sip a Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet. I’m toasting all the trolls here… may you grow up and find a better hobby. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2916 "2021-02-26T07:11:50Z")
Now after Timothy Newsome tries to derail the Tiger thread with his [nasty attacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-in-very-serious-car-crash/933579/76), Tiberius Nero pops in to whine about “black privilege”. I reported the socking. They even made the names similar for crying out loud. > [@Tiger woods in very serious car crash](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tiger-woods-in-very-serious-car-crash/933579/157): > > He has always been the beneficiary of black privilege-jock division. Even in this…getting away with two previous automobile accidents with chemicals involved, having the media fawn over him while criticizing other golfers for doing the same things like temper tantrums on the course, bending rules on amateur play, support from the odious company Nike (naturally). Does commercials saying there were places where he couldn’t play…really Tiger-where? I suppose it is a shame what happened to him but there aren’t even any skid marks…guy worth hundreds of millions can’t afford a driver and leaves his previous place in a hurry…grow up. Roads aren’t video games or bumper cars at amusement parks. At least no innocent people in other cars or pedestrians/bicyclists were hurt. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2917 "2021-02-26T13:41:15Z")
Joined the forum within 3 days of each other too. Maybe they’re just friends? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2918 "2021-02-26T13:42:06Z")
I doubt that. People troll like that because they don’t even like themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2919 "2021-02-27T19:53:52Z")
[Evidently suspended again](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-that-happened-whedons-history-of-creating-toxic-and-hostile-work-environments/932735/245) but no change in status so far. Maybe TPTB plan to have him go straight from “guest” to “banned”. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2920 "2021-02-28T05:20:37Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Chowder shots! Might as well. There’re already [oyster shooters.](https://www.thespruceeats.com/oyster-shooters-recipe-4120157) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2921 "2021-02-28T05:27:07Z")
Damn you **Timothy Newsome** - the longer you’re around the more you’re desecrating my memory of Tommy Newsom. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2922 "2021-03-01T06:37:16Z")
[Yep. Banned.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/manwich-suspended-for-1-week-for-trolling-edit-banned/933230/5) ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2923 "2021-03-02T21:23:00Z")
> [@Damuri Ajashi, you are a moronic troglodyte of a crackpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/damuri-ajashi-you-are-a-moronic-troglodyte-of-a-crackpot/613099/259): > > Are he & Aji\_de\_Gallina the Stinky & Smelly Twins, or just separated at birth? I honestly can’t tell them or their posts apart. Well, Smelly (Aji) was just banned, Aji de Gallina had stopped being a climate change denier and finished being a troll to minimize what the fascists designers for the Republicans are designing. Why is that crank magnets start with things like climate change denial only to end minimizing what fascists do? Anyhow, in other news, the **SayTwo** troll was banned from the Quarantine Zone forum. This day got really better. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2924 "2021-03-02T22:12:39Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Why is that crank magnets start with things like climate change denial only to end minimizing what fascists do? Paul Krugman has an article somewhere that it’s all of a piece. Once you start denying the reality of climate change, or claiming the COVID pandemic is a hoax, or that it was antifa that attacked the Capitol, etc., you’re basically in a post-truth world and will accept whatever your leaders tell you. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2925 "2021-03-02T22:42:20Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Anyhow, in other news, the **SayTwo** troll was banned from the Quarantine Zone forum. This day got really better. Oh, that’s very good news. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2926 "2021-03-02T22:48:05Z")
**TiberiusNeroClaudius** is on thin ice: > [@And to Think I can't See it on Mulberry Street -- Six Seuss Books retired for racism](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/and-to-think-i-cant-see-it-on-mulberry-street-six-seuss-books-retired-for-racism/934113/54): > > Moderating This is completely inappropriate for this forum. I’m suspending you for 24 hours pending review by the forum moderators. No one else need to comment on this post. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2927 "2021-03-02T22:58:16Z")
WTF. That would be trollish anywhere but completely inappropriate for that thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=145) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=147)