# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3068 "2021-03-24T17:11:22Z")
Amidst all the mrrmrring, I missed the abrupt ejection of **TimothyNewsome** for trolling ([this](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/democrats-use-of-the-atlanta-shooting-to-highlight-increased-violence-to-asians/938253/33) presumably being the last straw). Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3069 "2021-03-24T17:15:46Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > We know Vader’s breathing sounds labored due to his life support equipment. I have to assume the FFFF is the sound of his less-labored-than-normal farting. No fricative, all smooth flow. - Can Vader force-project the gas to someone else’s nether regions? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3070 "2021-03-24T18:10:35Z")
Easter is coming up, Vader had 4 eggs after his name ready to hide them in the forum. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3071 "2021-03-24T20:32:45Z")
Wooo - Red has some posts! Three of them, all in the GQ Down’s Syndrome Strength thread. Each post being a single sentence long. And a question. Looking like an open and shut case? j (DYSWIDT?) PS - he also has a new thread in GQ - about people with Down’s syndrome having superhuman strength. Sadly closed. (“People with mental disabilities”) ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3072 "2021-03-25T14:35:23Z")
And after adding a couple more weird threads on his children/innocence/Down’s syndrome obsession he’s been suspended. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3073 "2021-03-25T15:39:54Z")
He misspelled “Why are children scared?” It’s you, buddy–it’s all you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3074 "2021-03-25T19:33:27Z")
Shocked he’s still around, to be honest. [The “suspension” was apparently lifted in the 45 minutes after **naita** ’s observation up there and when I first got to the forum this morning] ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3075 "2021-03-25T19:39:48Z")
Red’s profile shows suspended until late tomorrow morning for me. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3076 "2021-03-25T20:05:18Z")
I think the confusion may be that it says “suspended” in his/her profile, but not against the avatar if you’re looking at a thread. j ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3077 "2021-03-25T20:28:58Z")
The bit appearing next to the poster’s name in the thread is just a custom title the Mods manually apply temporarily. Which they do hit or miss. After **FigNorton** was suspended for two weeks he came back. For the next couple of days he still had the “Suspended until {date a couple days ago}” attached to every post he made. I finally reported a benign post of his and suggested the Mods might want to fix that now obsolete custom title. They did. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3078 "2021-03-25T21:09:05Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Red’s profile shows suspended until late tomorrow morning for me. I don’t know what’s going on with this particular perv, but a very short unannounced suspension is often just to get all the mods onside for a banning vote. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3079 "2021-03-25T21:40:59Z")
The guy’s wack. He _might_ be harmless, but he seems real resistant to using any ~~forum~~ category but GQ. And his “questions” are anything but GQ material. If they have any evidence of sockery that’d be the death knell of course. Not that I suspect they do. Then again, one way for a sock to disguise their distinctive posting style is to post only short Yoda-like quasi-sentences. And not many of them. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3080 "2021-03-26T11:35:22Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > seems real resistant to using any ~~forum~~ category but GQ. And his “questions” are anything but GQ material. Coincidence, but I’ve seen his GQ OPs shortly after each was posted and reported each as being placed in the wrong ~~forum~~ place. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3081 "2021-03-26T11:54:17Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > The guy’s wack. He _might_ be harmless, but he seems real resistant to using any ~~forum~~ category but GQ. And his “questions” are anything but GQ material. It’s like femmejean and Machinaforce had a baby, then dropped it on its head. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3082 "2021-03-26T12:03:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > > [@LSLGuy](#): > > > > The guy’s wack. He _might_ be harmless, but he seems real resistant to using any ~~forum~~ category but GQ. And his “questions” are anything but GQ material. > > It’s like femmejean and Machinaforce had a baby, then dropped it on its head. - That runs the risk of bump-starting it’s brain. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3083 "2021-03-26T12:13:15Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > It’s like femmejean and Machinaforce had a baby, then dropped it on its head. You totally win the thread with that one. 🤣 Maybe **Jillwood77** was supposed to catch the baby but the darn things are slippery & she dropped it. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3084 "2021-03-26T13:46:02Z")
I lol’d at this. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3085 "2021-03-26T14:42:59Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > It’s like femmejean and Machinaforce had a baby, then dropped it on its head. That explains the Kong-Kong sound I keep hearing. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3086 "2021-03-26T14:50:31Z")
I would point out that **Jill** is referring to the Bohemian Club, not the Illuminati, but that would be a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3087 "2021-03-26T15:12:58Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Machinaforce Who was last seen in December. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=155)