# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3170 "2021-04-17T02:31:21Z")

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Ah sorry. I was trying to link to the thread in general. Mea culpa.

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**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3171 "2021-04-17T02:31:49Z")

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Lol. You don’t understand what “you are an embarrassment” means? Classic.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3172 "2021-04-17T02:32:06Z")

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Fuck off asshole.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3173 "2021-04-17T04:44:14Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> To be that brazen, to harass someone in a thread about that exact form of harassment? Pretty obvious trolling.
> 
> Fuck that shit.

Come on, you fucking man child. You called me a troll and I responded upthread. What do you have to say to my response especially given how that thread has progressed. @BigT

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3174 "2021-04-17T15:22:49Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> Come on, you fucking man child. You called me a troll and I responded upthread. What do you have to say to my response especially given how that thread has progressed.

Thank you for reminding everyone that you posted a jerkish response in that thread. Now please either let this go or make your own fucking pit thread if you want to have a pissing fight with BigT.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3175 "2021-04-17T16:08:35Z")

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IDK… it was kind of borderline, wasn’t it? Like no one (except maybe BigT?) really thought Haj really thought stranger had PTSD, right? Hyperbole and whatnot…

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3176 "2021-04-17T16:13:23Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Thank you for reminding everyone that you posted a jerkish response in that thread. Now please either let this go or make your own fucking pit thread if you want to have a pissing fight with BigT.

Fuck off. I’ll post wherever I want within the rules. And I was totally vindicated in thread.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3177 "2021-04-17T18:25:37Z")

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**Haj** lost his cool, but **BigT** came off as the bigger idiot with his post above calling **Haj** a troll.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3178 "2021-04-17T20:52:35Z")

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I’ve already mentioned how much I’d like BigT to stop using whichever pit thread is active to long form litigate vaguely related personal feuds.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3179 "2021-04-17T20:53:25Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> I’ll post wherever I want within the rules.

Oh, no! How could I have forgotten that is how the forum works? I feel so embarrassed now.

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**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3180 "2021-04-17T21:06:35Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Oh, no! How could I have forgotten that is how the forum works? I feel so embarrassed now.

A significant number of your posts in this thread is you telling people the supposed rules for posting in it. Maybe you should fuck off to junior mod camp or as you frequently suggest, start your own thread for your little tiff with hajario.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3181 "2021-04-17T21:15:12Z")

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> [@FigNorton](#):
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> A significant number of your posts in this thread is you telling people the supposed rules for posting in it. Maybe you should fuck off to junior mod camp or as you frequently suggest, start your own thread for your little tiff with hajario.

🤣

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**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3182 "2021-04-17T21:16:03Z")

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It’s funny because I’m telling the thread boss what to do, right?

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3183 "2021-04-17T21:29:17Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> I’ve already mentioned how much I’d like BigT to stop using whichever pit thread is active to long form litigate vaguely related personal feuds.

I had no idea because until I got the mention I never read any of this thread. But while we are at it, @BigT and I aren’t in a feud or a pissing contest. I did search and we rarely interact at all. The last time we had anything resembling unkind words was over six years ago. Since then everything has been cordial or informative.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3184 "2021-04-17T21:34:00Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> But while we are at it, @BigT and I aren’t in a feud or a pissing contest. I did search and we rarely interact at all.

I don’t really want to continue hijacking this important thread, but isn’t a pissing contest and a feud fundamentally different? To my mind a feud is an enduring situation, whereas a pissing contest can be a one off or short exchange.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3185 "2021-04-17T21:36:45Z")

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> [@FigNorton](#):
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> It’s funny because I’m telling the thread boss what to do, right?

This “I’m turning this around on you!” schtick seldom works. Here is a clue for you-Do you see anyone else applauding?  
If not, you aren’t the head of the class.  
You are, and remain, the butt of the joke.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3186 "2021-04-17T21:38:29Z")

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While we are picking nits, I think on a message board is a feud is thing that goes on for a very long time over many subjects. A pissing contest is a single long argument and would be longer than just three posts. But reasonable people can disagree.

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**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3187 "2021-04-17T21:38:54Z")

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I don’t really care if this turnabout thing works. I have no doubt I’d lose the popularity contest to whatstheirname.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3188 "2021-04-17T22:10:27Z")

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Jesus, were we not paying enough attention to you again little man?

\< pats him on head \>

run along.

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**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3189 "2021-04-17T22:14:01Z")

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A question: if you don’t like me and you believe I’m seeking attention, why do you give me attention? High five addiction?

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