# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3710 "2021-06-10T05:58:57Z")

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Excuse me, excuse me.

I was addressing her, not you.

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3711 "2021-06-10T06:01:28Z")

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When did I whine?

What or who are you someone that attacks the latest pinada so you can get over with the other posters here? You sound like the little guy behind the gang boss that yells “Yeah! Take that!” every time he says something.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3712 "2021-06-10T06:01:46Z")

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Attention seeking dickwad finds troll thread. 100 posts later…

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3713 "2021-06-10T06:02:58Z")

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You’d never call me that to my face, so don’t do it here, Keyboard Commando.

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**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3714 "2021-06-10T06:04:01Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> Maybe just trolls?

Yes, maybe _everyone else_ in the thread was a troll. That could be _one_ possibility.

> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> and now here we are with more ugliness I didn’t want to be part of.

Who is forcing you to take part in this ugliness?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3715 "2021-06-10T06:04:04Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> You’d never call me that to my face

Why-would it make you cry?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3716 "2021-06-10T06:09:43Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> You’d never call me that to my face, {…}

Yes, but only because you’d have already run from the room.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3717 "2021-06-10T06:16:09Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> It was apparently his job to protect the furniture, but he ran away.

I have to agree. I don’t often level accusations of cowardice at people, but this was a clear cut act of cowardice. Contrary to both the interests of the employer and the customers. The only honorable thing for him to do now is march into his supervisor’s office, lay out the situation, and tender his two weeks notice—with the additional offer that he is willing to quit immediately if his employer will allow it. Him that’s dishonored himself. He might well make himself ineligible for unemployment benefits quitting like that, but what is money in the face of personal honor?

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3718 "2021-06-10T06:17:13Z")

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No one. But am I supposed to sit and do nothing while unfair accusations and insults are thrown at me by the SDMB mob?

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3719 "2021-06-10T06:18:11Z")

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Another protected poster.

I was always taught don’t post something you wouldn’t say to someone’s face.

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3720 "2021-06-10T06:18:52Z")

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I’m right here. And willing to meet in any “room” you want if I can get there.

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3721 "2021-06-10T06:20:03Z")

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Yeah, my employer would be really angry with me I didn’t throw a black woman out of our booth for no good reason. What a stupid comment.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3722 "2021-06-10T06:21:14Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> But am I supposed to sit

This recurring question seems to haunt your troubled existence.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3723 "2021-06-10T06:23:25Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> Yeah, my employer would be really angry with me I didn’t throw a black woman out of our booth for no good reason. What a stupid comment.

Ignoring the ‘Do Not Sit’ sign wasn’t a good reason?

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3724 "2021-06-10T06:23:45Z")

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It was your job to keep those seats free of asses. You failed—willfully so. And you did it (or failed to do it) specifically because of the woman’s race, no less. If the word “coward” seems distasteful to you, I can think of another word perhaps more fitting for that.

I mean, let’s be clear, there is something problematic in assuming a black woman is going to “play the race card,” no? Almost, like… stereotyping? Based on race?

Like, you assumed that being as she was black and all, she would naturally refuse to respond to a polite request, but instead jump right to…?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3725 "2021-06-10T06:24:17Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> I was always taught don’t post something you wouldn’t say to someone’s face.

Your parents taught you etiquette for posting on internet message boards?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3726 "2021-06-10T06:32:27Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> Another protected poster.

Ghod _damn_, that is funny.

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3727 "2021-06-10T06:33:09Z")

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You are right, OH MY GOD, I stood aside while one person sat on our furniture. Not only should I be fired, shamed on the Internet but also blackballed and never be allowed to work again. How HORRIBLE.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3728 "2021-06-10T06:33:46Z")

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> [@stuccosuperstar2020](#):
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> blackballed

Definitely

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2021, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/3729 "2021-06-10T06:34:07Z")

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No your Mom did, the other night. It was hard for her to do so, for obvious anatomical issues.

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