# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/362 "2020-08-18T01:04:32Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Hmmm. What if we could just keep the troll-babies around, but put them in their very own forum. It would contain their spewage, You really think the posts of **dogslicktheirpeepeesforpleasure** and **[n-words]mustburn** (I am not making these names up) belong anywhere on this board? How about someone who said they were a necrophiliac cannibal, or the guy who wanted advice on how to cut his penis off? Honestly, you don’t want to see the totally fucked up shit some trolls post. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/363 "2020-08-18T01:14:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You really think the posts of **dogslicktheirpeepeesforpleasure** and **[n-words]mustburn** (I am not making these names up) belong anywhere on this board? How about someone who said they were a necrophiliac cannibal, or the guy who wanted advice on how to cut his penis off? > > Honestly, you don’t want to see the totally fucked up shit some trolls post. The dogs guy might have some good points, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/364 "2020-08-18T02:52:32Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > or the guy who wanted advice on how to cut his penis off? My wife, who hangs out elsewhere on the internet: “Oh, you had one of those guys too?” ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/365 "2020-08-18T02:52:59Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > dogslicktheirpeepeesforpleasure There’s an old joke about this… and I was reflecting that the puncline BecauseTheyCan would have been a less in-your-face username. I just googled it, and there’s already a band with that name… ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/366 "2020-08-18T12:14:45Z")
For someone with an undeserved reputation for being intelligent, Sam Stone is acting like a total doofus in the mail in voting thread, saying that mail in voting guarantees that the result will not be accepted. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/367 "2020-08-18T12:21:15Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > > [@Colibri](#): > > > > I think there was a way in vBulletin, but it’s not really worth the effort. It’s just playing whack-a-mole. Trolls are usually extremely stupid and easy to catch, but ones as brainless as this one are rare. > > Hmmm. What if we could just keep the troll-babies around, but put them in their very own forum. It would contain their spewage, I still think Tachy Goes to Coventry is the best option for certain cases. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/368 "2020-08-18T12:43:00Z")
Yeah, he’s getting dumber and dumber as he’s forced to defend stupider and stupider Trump policies. Why a Canadian would be all in for Trump is beyond me. Does he know that several states are already all mail in voting, an their results are accepted? Does he know that lots and lots of people in the military mail in their votes? So, that **Pheonix1** person was CarnalK again, I guess? Man, that guy just _loves_ this place. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/369 "2020-08-18T16:59:35Z")
Those people are SO RUDE! EVERY TIME I come back they just kick me out! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/370 "2020-08-18T17:43:50Z")
Nope. I was thinking more along the lines of the trolls we had just been discussing, who come back repeatedly. It’s immediately obvious they’re from New Jersey, to pick one, but they just can’t stay away. I’m sure they’d immediately sock up anyway, so never mind, ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/371 "2020-08-18T18:40:27Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You really think the posts of **dogslicktheirpeepeesforpleasure** and **[n-words]mustburn** (I am not making these names up) belong anywhere on this board? How about someone who said they were a necrophiliac cannibal, or the guy who wanted advice on how to cut his penis off? > > Honestly, you don’t want to see the totally fucked up shit some trolls post. It would at least be a break from the nonstop trump chumps. I mean, it gets sort of boring when all the arguments and pit threads are about politics. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/372 "2020-08-18T19:03:45Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > So, that **Pheonix1** person was CarnalK again, I guess? Man, that guy just _loves_ this place. Evidently the world needs to know that CarnalK disagrees with everyone about everything. And even if his sock accounts last only three days, that’s three more days where Dopers were informed that they were stupid and wrong. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/373 "2020-08-18T19:42:47Z")
Some day, we’ll understand his brilliance and regret all the socks we lost. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/374 "2020-08-18T23:50:38Z")
I’ve never had socks I liked well enough to mourn their loss. They keep my feet warm and that’s what I want. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/375 "2020-08-19T00:08:32Z")
What about if they’re from a hateful and completely racist organization and region? ( Just for example, Syracuse University and their Racist Orangemen ? Or the Provos of Northern Ireland…?) ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/376 "2020-08-19T00:21:26Z")
New user **transcriber** joins a COVID thread and behaves exactly like **CarnalK**. Report… banned. If he just wouldn’t act like a dick he might last a while, but he can’t fucking help himself. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/377 "2020-08-19T02:07:06Z")
It’s true and if you call him on it, he will argue endlessly about why his insensitivity or ignorance are in fact the right position to take. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/378 "2020-08-19T10:24:53Z")
Jeez, that guy cannot get enough of this place. Doesn’t he have a life outside of here? ---
**Author:** ![TheCuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thecuse/32/2854_2.png) [@TheCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheCuse)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/379 "2020-08-19T10:58:49Z")
Hey there, Mister! ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/380 "2020-08-19T14:59:06Z")
This one may actually _not_ be CarnalK [https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-seriously-preparing-for-the-end-of-america-right-now/918051/158?u=k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-anyone-seriously-preparing-for-the-end-of-america-right-now/918051/158) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/381 "2020-08-19T15:09:49Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > New user **transcriber** joins a COVID thread and behaves exactly like **CarnalK**. > > Report… banned. > > If he just wouldn’t act like a dick he might last a while, but he can’t fucking help himself. Beginning to look like that Monty Python sketch where all of the inspectors keep piling up dead at the foot of the couch… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=20)