# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4091 "2021-07-12T15:36:41Z")

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> [@HughGoply](#):
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> One flies to pasta

If you are a true believer in the Spaghetti Monster, the pasta will fly to you.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4092 "2021-07-12T16:44:27Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> In South Africa, it would also be the baby clothing, and the grown-up one would usually be prefaced by “adult” unless context made it clear (like Burning Man, where they are a very popular clothing item)

Not so popular as tutus. We even have a day set aside for them, Tutu Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4093 "2021-07-12T19:05:25Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Not so popular as tutus. We even have a day set aside for them, Tutu Tuesday.

I stopped celebrating that day. I just said, “Tutu Tuesday, good-bye. Tutu Tuesday, don’t cry.”

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4094 "2021-07-13T03:02:41Z")

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No more Phil Collinsating the thread!

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4095 "2021-07-13T08:55:17Z")

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I should have added “at night”. I don’t know about Black Rock, but it gets well cold at AfrikaBurn.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4096 "2021-07-13T10:51:50Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> No more Phil Collinsating the thread!

You mean [Al Jolson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD_YRnuuKyY).

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4097 "2021-07-13T14:07:22Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> No more Phil Collinsating the thread!

I can smell it, coming in the air, tonight…

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4098 "2021-07-13T14:16:02Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> No more Phil Collinsating the thread!

Tutu tudio.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4099 "2021-07-13T14:20:17Z")

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That’s all.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4100 "2021-07-13T15:35:24Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I should have added “at night”. I don’t know about Black Rock, but it gets well cold at AfrikaBurn.

Ah, I was thinking of Burning Man the original, not the diaspora.

Being at 3,900 feet, yes, it gets cold. We’ve never been below freezing but pretty darn close some years. A temperature swing of 60F is quite common.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4101 "2021-07-13T16:23:07Z")

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Oh, we have inherited stuff like Tutu Tuesday from the original. It’s just that ours is generally a shorter event so there’s not a lot of us around then. But I’ve flounced with the best of them.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4102 "2021-07-13T19:44:21Z")

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Did oldoaktree become a nutty pine and drop a cone?

> [@Hunter Biden artwork attracts ethics scrutiny](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hunter-biden-artwork-attracts-ethics-scrutiny/946031):
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> Ohhh, this looks bad. Talk about your ‘appearance of impropriety.’ I thought we elected a new President and were – maybe – done with this kind of bullshit ? Hunter Biden’s artwork (he created the pieces) will apparently be sold for $75,000 to $500,000 apiece. Ethics experts are raising concerns about a reported agreement involving the White House that will keep secret the buyers of Hunter Biden’s artwork at an upcoming auction. [The Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/deal-of-the-art-white-house-grapples-with-ethics-of-hunter-bidens-pricey-paintings/2021/07/07/97e0528c-da72-11eb-9bbb-37c30dcf9363_story.html) reported Thursday that White House off…

(around #306)

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4103 "2021-07-14T19:36:28Z")

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Obvious troll HughGoply got a one-day suspension for doing his usual Reductio Ad Absurdum schtick in the Toy Gun thread in GD. Here’s hoping it’s a ban – that guy just trolls all day long.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4104 "2021-07-14T21:02:11Z")

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He’d just gotten a mod note for threadshitting in _both_ the “Overweight Protagonist” threads, so I’m not surprised.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4105 "2021-07-14T21:36:50Z")

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Correction, it looks like it was a warning (or so worded by the Cafe Society mod).

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4106 "2021-07-14T21:40:04Z")

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Huh. **Chronos** says “Warning”, **WhatExit** says “Mod note”.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4107 "2021-07-16T13:47:27Z")

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Looks like it’s a ban now.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4108 "2021-07-16T13:49:32Z")

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I will try and use my powers for good, but I can’t guarantee it. Just don’t cross me.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4109 "2021-07-16T19:37:57Z")

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Now I just wanna poke at you. _Poke poke poke - runs away_

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/4110 "2021-07-16T20:29:46Z")

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That’s it! Yer gettin’ banned!!

Actually, I like poke bowls, as long as they’re tuna, not salmon, so you’re OK.

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