# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/544 "2020-08-25T20:09:09Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I wish you guys would take some of your own advice from upthread and stop responding to this fucking dumbass troll. All that this dimbulb is doing is derailing the thread with his fucking trollery. Agreed. [![](https://otb.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/trolls.png) ](https://otb.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/trolls.png) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/545 "2020-08-25T20:12:30Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I wish you guys would take some of your own advice from upthread and stop responding to this fucking dumbass troll. All that this dimbulb is doing is derailing the thread with his fucking trollery. BORING fucking trollery. ---
**Author:** ![agzem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@agzem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agzem)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/546 "2020-08-25T20:14:18Z")
I’m not angry. But I won’t be intimidated into silence. Abortion has nothing to do with religion. **Christopher Hitchens** was pro-life. And the idea of “choice” ignores that many females would love to have been give a choice: > **[Sex-selective abortions may have stopped the birth of 23 million girls](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2199874-sex-selective-abortions-may-have-stopped-the-birth-of-23-million-girls/)** > > A huge analysis suggests sex-selective abortions have led to at least 23 million fewer girls born worldwide, but birth ratios are now returning to normal ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/547 "2020-08-25T20:16:01Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I wish you guys would take some of your own advice from upthread and stop responding to this fucking dumbass troll. All that this dimbulb is doing is derailing the thread with his fucking trollery. Who are you even referring to? (see what I did there?) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/548 "2020-08-25T20:25:52Z")
> [@agzem](#): > > I won’t be intimidated into silence. [🤨](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-anyone-vote-for-trump-in-2020-no-but-seriously/918506/149) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/549 "2020-08-25T20:37:08Z")
> [@agzem](#): > > But I won’t be intimidated into silence. Can you at least take it to a new thread to stop hijacking this one? Please? ---
**Author:** ![agzem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@agzem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agzem)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/550 "2020-08-25T20:54:08Z")
I was minding my business and wasn’t even aware of this thread but somebody tagged me and had called me a liar. That’s the only reason I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/551 "2020-08-25T21:06:27Z")
I don’t give any shits. This is not a thread about abortion. Go start one about abortion if you want to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/552 "2020-08-25T21:10:20Z")
This is a thread about trolls, not a thread for trolls. Maybe we should start one of those. You think that you’d be able to confine your trolling there? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/553 "2020-08-25T21:27:52Z")
“agzem” = PLONK Let it scream into a vacuum. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/554 "2020-08-25T22:18:45Z")
Hi, I’m new to the thread! Is this the place for dead babies can’t take things off the shelf? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/555 "2020-08-25T22:29:08Z")
I think the traditional Pit response to this hijack would be to begin offering recipes for dead babies. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/556 "2020-08-25T22:32:29Z")
Oh, I think you’re playing with fire there, Mister. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/557 "2020-08-25T22:34:11Z")
Of course. Who wants raw baby? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/558 "2020-08-25T22:36:19Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I think the traditional Pit response to this hijack would be to begin offering recipes for dead babies. Depends on whether or not you are one of those people that think that cilantro tastes like soap. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/559 "2020-08-25T22:36:54Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Oh, I think you’re playing with fire there, Mister. What better place than the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/560 "2020-08-25T22:40:58Z")
[The Ultimate Dead Baby Cookbook](https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Dead-Baby-Cookbook-humorous/dp/1478313013) ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/561 "2020-08-25T22:40:59Z")
**Succulent Pie** 1 cup macaroni 1/2 cup onion, thinly sliced 1 medium can tomatoes 1 cup cracker crumbs 1 dead baby Boil macaroni 10 minutes. While it’s cooking, fry dead baby long enough to fry out excess fat. Grease casserole with baby fat and put a large layer of macaroni in. Add onion and tomato. Add salt, pepper, and baby. Cover with remaining macaroni. Sprinkle top with buttered cracker crumbs. Bake at 325° for twenty minutes until baby is well done. _Shamelessly cribbed from Gramma Kron’s family cookbook._ ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/562 "2020-08-25T22:48:26Z")
Dead baby sandwich: Ingredients: 2 slices of bread of your choice 1 dead baby 1 branch of parsley Preparation: Put slice of bread on a plate. Put dead baby on the slice of bread. Put the other slice on top of the dead baby. Garnish with parsley. Bon appetit! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/563 "2020-08-25T22:57:54Z")
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