# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 33

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/644 "2020-08-26T23:26:48Z")

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> 🔮 Don’t count on it

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/645 "2020-08-26T23:27:08Z")

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Ice.  
Cold.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/646 "2020-08-27T13:51:45Z")

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Heh. “Snarky ornithologist” was a nice touch. 😉

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/647 "2020-08-27T16:13:29Z")

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> [@Danny\_Hammer](#):
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> What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

Not everyone’s been in a Lamborghini.

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/649 "2020-08-27T17:52:04Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/650 "2020-08-28T05:13:06Z")

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Aw, drat. I was typing a humorous (to me, at least) response in the most recent anti-BLM thread started by chesterv and halfway through my response, the thread got sent to the cornfield.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/651 "2020-08-28T05:13:49Z")

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Sorry about that. At least I saw it.😉

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/652 "2020-08-28T05:21:39Z")

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Same here. And it was one of my most brilliant posts yet.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/653 "2020-08-28T08:49:19Z")

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I’m starting to wonder if our new right-wing friend is the return of an old right-wing friend, sending his regards.

Post 112 in the “This is how you blow a winnable election” thread is exactly the sort of “blatant and deliberate misinterpretation of another poster” that our departed colleague used to do on a regular basis.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/654 "2020-08-28T17:55:56Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I’m starting to wonder if our new right-wing friend is the return of an old right-wing friend, sending his regards.

Registered in 2012, posted four times in '14, twice in '18, twice this past December, once in January, once in February, and became really active last month. That posting history suggests either an alternate account for someone recently banned or a sleeper troll.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/655 "2020-08-29T17:39:00Z")

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Just noticed this:

> **[Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danny_hammer/summary)**

Once again, thank you mods.

I really don’t get it. I could see how, if I was in a bad place for a bit and went on a tear and got myself banned somehow, I may find myself sneaking back in.

But I’d be keeping things well under the radar, a low profile, not just trolling up the place over and over.

Is Canada that boring that he really doesn’t have anything better to do?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/656 "2020-08-29T17:46:26Z")

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In the thread about Chadwick Boseman’s (Black Panther actor) tragic death from colon cancer, **HammondsCollapse** says in post #24,

> I’m sure the guy was a fine actor and everything but I gotta admit that I find it weird CNN has his death at the top headline and says “with Chadwick Boseman’s passing, there is an added layer of grief for Black America” uhhh what?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/657 "2020-08-29T17:47:30Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Is Canada that boring that he really doesn’t have anything better to do?

As I said above, there are a variety of socks involved.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/658 "2020-08-29T18:24:58Z")

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Ah, I just thought I heard a Canadian accent coming from under the bridge.

Next time, I’ll see if I can get them to say “Sorry”, so that I can be sure.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/659 "2020-08-29T19:35:19Z")

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Now take it easy there buddy. What’s Canada ever done to you, eh?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/660 "2020-08-29T19:42:23Z")

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Made me realize that here are better places than the US

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/661 "2020-08-29T19:58:04Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> {…} What’s Canada ever done to you, eh?

Poutine, even Canadians know the horror they unleashed.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/662 "2020-08-29T20:00:01Z")

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_Delicious_ horror.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/663 "2020-08-29T20:11:13Z")

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Come on, that delicacy was the whole reason that I renewed my passport.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2020, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/664 "2020-08-29T20:15:35Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Poutine, even Canadians know the horror they unleashed.

This is simply jealousy talking because Americans know chili fries will never measure up.

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