# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Terwilliger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Terwilliger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terwilliger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/805 "2020-09-07T10:59:27Z")
Like rittersport ---
**Author:** ![Terwilliger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Terwilliger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terwilliger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/806 "2020-09-07T11:15:36Z")
Hey guys how do i do that thing where i can call out rittersport. Just put a @ in front? I am trying start a conservative version of trolls r us. I call it troll mart. Pretty catchy huh? Kinda like toys r us and wal mart. Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/807 "2020-09-07T11:27:35Z")
Your application to join my ignore list has been accepted. ---
**Author:** ![Terwilliger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Terwilliger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terwilliger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/808 "2020-09-07T11:34:44Z")
I dont recall applying for…oh wait. I get it now ---
**Author:** ![Terwilliger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Terwilliger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terwilliger)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/809 "2020-09-07T11:51:52Z")
I am open to new ideas if you change your mind ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/810 "2020-09-07T12:45:40Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@RitterSport](#): > > > > I’m upgrading **Terwilliger** from suspected troll to lying idiot. > > Nah - obvious troll. He literally started a thread about trolling for the purpose of trolling. Right? At least I got called out in the Pit for the first time. I must have done something to really piss this trock off. Probably asking for cites or something. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/811 "2020-09-07T13:45:44Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > Right? At least I got called out in the Pit for the first time. And about time too. Ritter Sport is one of my least favorite candies. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/812 "2020-09-07T14:09:43Z")
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might have to Pit you just for that! Well, anyway, more for me. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/813 "2020-09-07T15:29:30Z")
> [@Terwilliger](#): > > Hey guys how do i do that thing where i can call out rittersport. Just put a @ in front? I am trying start a conservative version of trolls r us. There’s no need to start a separate thread for conservative trolls - you are quite welcome here. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/814 "2020-09-07T16:10:59Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > you are quite welcome here. Well, _just as welcome_, I would say. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/815 "2020-09-07T16:11:24Z")
**raventhief** is now my new favoritest mod: > [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/919871/112): > > **Moderation Note** > > This is starting to look a lot like trolling. If you have an argument to make, make it. Don’t keep responding in this fashion. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/816 "2020-09-07T16:15:18Z")
Yep, that was sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/817 "2020-09-07T17:01:15Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > And about time too. Ritter Sport is one of my least favorite candies. Good thing we don’t have a poster named Circus Peanuts. (Or maybe we do?) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/818 "2020-09-07T17:36:13Z")
For those who haven’t noticed, not only is **Terwilliger** banned, but much of his _oeuvre_ has been cornfielded. He was banned as a troll but I thought there was a distinctive aroma of sock about him. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/819 "2020-09-07T17:37:55Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Ritter Sport is one of my least favorite candies. Yes, but you’re a talking horse. Your tastes may not be representative. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/820 "2020-09-07T17:40:35Z")
Wait, are horses even able to digest chocolate? Or maybe only talking horses? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/821 "2020-09-07T17:43:09Z")
Holy shit! A talking dog!! ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/822 "2020-09-07T17:45:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > A talking dog!! The talking dog is just a stalking horse to float the idea of a talking horse. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/823 "2020-09-07T17:48:00Z")
At least I’m a talking dog that knows that chocolate is bad for me. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/824 "2020-09-07T18:58:54Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Yes, but you’re a talking horse. Your tastes may not be representative. One of my favorite jokes: A horse walks into a bar and says “bartender, scotch on the rocks please!” The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says “did… did you just talk?!” “Yes I did, why?” said the horse “Well, It’s just incredible! I’ve never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go get a job with the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills.” The horse replies “Why? Do they need electricians?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349.md?page=42)