# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/885 "2020-09-12T04:06:06Z")

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And here’s Trump having his teleprompter rewound.

[https://twitter.com/joshscampbell/status/1304209415504101376](https://twitter.com/joshscampbell/status/1304209415504101376)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/886 "2020-09-12T04:10:38Z")

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Trump pronouncing “criminal” as “criminabl-bl-bl-bl”, immediately after which Fox “News” cut the audio from the live feed:

> <https://twitter.com/i/status/1222335747992248322>

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/887 "2020-09-12T04:31:12Z")

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Relevant _Bloom County_ strip:

[![](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_srOnxuBS-NA/TSuyKqWzkzI/AAAAAAAABCY/Z5r0ZIk4A9U/s1600/oot+piffoo+blaboo.jpg) ](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_srOnxuBS-NA/TSuyKqWzkzI/AAAAAAAABCY/Z5r0ZIk4A9U/s1600/oot+piffoo+blaboo.jpg)

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/888 "2020-09-12T14:12:01Z")

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How long have I been a member here? And how long have I posted anything you claim is imbecilic or trolling? Took me a while, right? Just because I’m not in lockstep with the Left, suddenly, I’m stupid. I am a Libertarian and may just vote that way. get a grip.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/889 "2020-09-12T14:18:45Z")

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It’s not your political affiliations that make you an imbecile.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/890 "2020-09-12T14:22:07Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> How long have I been a member here? And how long have I posted anything you claim is imbecilic or trolling? Took me a while, right? Just because I’m not in lockstep with the Left, suddenly, I’m stupid. I am a Libertarian and may just vote that way. get a grip.

With that kind of rambling you think Biden is senile?

We’ve seen enough right-leaners claim to be Libertarians after being called on their bullshit. It doesn’t make you any less stupid.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/891 "2020-09-12T14:24:19Z")

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If you think that Biden denies using a teleprompter, I’m trying to be nice here, you’re a real dipshit.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/892 "2020-09-12T14:25:05Z")

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Looks like you joined in June, in case you weren’t sure. Pretty much everything I’ve read by you is idiotic.

I assume there was a **suntanlotion** before “two” came along, but I don’t have any impression of that poster at all.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/893 "2020-09-12T14:25:25Z")

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I voted Libertarian many times. Show me posts from my past where I am stupid. This just suddenly came up because I mentioned Trump and people go ballistic.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/894 "2020-09-12T14:26:30Z")

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Yes, I was suntanlotion but I no longer can access the Dope on my phone so when I came to the library I had to sign in as suntanlotiontwo, and I am the same person.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/895 "2020-09-12T14:27:20Z")

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Show me an idiotic post I, or me under my other username (minus the two) that doesn’t involve politics.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/896 "2020-09-12T14:27:24Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Show me posts from my past where I am stupid.

You can’t identify them yourself?

Sad. 😞

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/897 "2020-09-12T14:27:52Z")

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You can’t either? 😉

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/898 "2020-09-12T14:31:29Z")

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Quick search for your original namesake, first thing that turns up

> [@Texas governor already talking about ending lockdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/texas-governor-already-talking-about-ending-lockdown/851565/20):
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> Moderator Warning SuntanLotion, political commentary of this kind is not allowed in this forum. This is an official warning. Do not do this again. Colibri Quarantine Zone Moderator

is a warning about political shots in QZ.

You should reach out to mods about your account, as you are currently a sock.

Here’s your profile, if you are having trouble locating it

> **[@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suntanlotion/summary)**

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/899 "2020-09-12T14:36:34Z")

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I provided you with a link to all of them, remember? It’s an embarrassment of imbecilic riches.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/900 "2020-09-12T14:40:53Z")

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I already told them I had to use a new (and improved) username but I am the same person. You keep enjoying insulting me, maybe it makes you feel better about yourself.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/901 "2020-09-12T14:43:58Z")

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You’re not here for the hunting, are you?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/902 "2020-09-12T14:46:37Z")

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I don’t recall you being smarter before your upgrade?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/903 "2020-09-12T14:47:46Z")

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You have a short memory, cause by voting democrat. heh heh

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/904 "2020-09-12T14:49:08Z")

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I had a look through some of them. They are mostly just inane. You do appear to have an inability to look for extremely basic information on your own: “Can you help me prove to my boyfriend that vegetarians don’t eat turkey”. Really?

If you extended your recognition of this limitation of yours to politics, you’d just be a person who asks embarrassingly dumb question, but for some reason you trust your judgement when it comes to politics, even though you really shouldn’t.

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