# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1387 "2020-10-16T21:35:47Z")

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You’re a case in point, what you call a howling mob is actually just a community expressing its standards. You repeatedly express bigoted sentiments and then you complain of persecution when the community condemns your behavior. I think that you genuinely don’t understand that some people find your bigotry unpleasant and therefore there must be some other force at work. In fact, I think a lot of people just don’t like you, I know I don’t. It’s your personality, work on it.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1388 "2020-10-16T21:48:45Z")

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What a troll wants is attention. A few trolls might be somewhat particular what kind of attention they want, but most just want attention, a lot of it, including well-meaning attempts at gentle persuasion. Any response at all is food for their twisted annoying little souls – witness the current round in this thread with the octoid.

If you were to conduct a poll, I think you would find that most responders agree with this view rather than yours.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1389 "2020-10-16T21:59:51Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> If you were to conduct a poll, I think you would find that most responders agree with this view rather than yours.

I do. I starve them of attention and they eventually go away (or, in desperation, run afoul of the rules).

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1390 "2020-10-16T22:02:39Z")

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Of course what you typed is nothing but a lie. Where did I say anything about bigotry? Sad thing is the sheer amount of deliberate misrepresentation and double standards around here drowns out what could be a decent place to discuss issues.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1391 "2020-10-16T22:04:41Z")

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I repeatedly express bigoted statements? Oh, goodness. Another fool making stuff up. I’m sure if I repeatedly expressed bigoted statements I’d have received some form of official reprimand for doing so. Now, if by bigoted you mean anti-communist, anti-socialist, anti fundamentalist, and anti- radical I suppose you’d be technically correct.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1392 "2020-10-16T22:08:46Z")

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Honest question: have you ever posted in a thread that wasn’t ugly? Have you ever posted about a tv show, or book you like? Have you ever posted a pic of your pet? Anytime there is a discussion here about someone of color who has been victimized, I count down until you show up to revel in their pain.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1393 "2020-10-16T22:15:56Z")

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Are you crazy? Hopefully I can ask that. My spreadsheet of untouchables doesn’t include you.

Show me a thread where I jump in to do what you claim? Are any of you folks capable of honesty?

But to answer your question, as poorly framed as it is, of course I participate in other threads. Politics, GD, sometimes GQ if I know the answer or think I know the answer, on occasion some threads about music or video games.

At the moment, the big issues in the world that interest me revolve around populism, the growth of Orwellian illiberalism in the west, and the Coronavirus. Sorry if that doesn’t meet your approval.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1394 "2020-10-16T22:25:56Z")

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Your political posts are resoundingly ugly, in fact I only notice you when you’re being ugly or complaining about how everyone is mean to you. Nothing is ever your fault.

It must be comforting to cling to the idea that hive mind is why many people here neither like nor respect you.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1395 "2020-10-16T22:32:01Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> My spreadsheet of untouchables doesn’t include you.

Can we see it? Please.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1396 "2020-10-16T22:35:01Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> My spreadsheet of untouchables doesn’t include you.

How does one get on this ‘spreadsheet of untouchables’?  
'Cause I’d prefer to be untouched by you.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1397 "2020-10-16T22:35:02Z")

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I don’t post to be liked or respected. I’m not seeking social approval. I post to get information and to advocate my point of view.

Anyways it’s quite telling that you think freedom and liberty is resoundingly ugly.

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**Author:** ![peccavi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peccavi/32/388_2.png) [@peccavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peccavi)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1398 "2020-10-16T22:35:45Z")

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> **Raylan Givens** :  
> You run into an **asshole** in the morning, you ran into an **asshole**. You run into **assholes** all day, you’re the **asshole**.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1399 "2020-10-16T22:41:32Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Nothing is ever your fault.

Typical rightwinger.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1400 "2020-10-16T22:47:16Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I don’t post to be liked or respected.

It’s working.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1401 "2020-10-16T23:12:42Z")

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The perils of posting in an echo chamber where the majority run to the mods every time their orthodoxy is questioned. The front page post by Cecil is actually anachronistic.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1402 "2020-10-16T23:16:20Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Anyways it’s quite telling that you think freedom and liberty is resoundingly ugly.

Stop twisting people’s words you squalid little troll. He is criticizing your behavior. Don’t you fucking squirm and run for cover behind principles you cheapen and sully with your every utterance.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1403 "2020-10-17T00:02:12Z")

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Feeding a troll in a troll thread. Is that the desired outcome, or is that what the fuck?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1404 "2020-10-17T00:04:05Z")

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If you had a few more functioning brain cells you’d recognize the irony in your post.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1405 "2020-10-17T00:10:08Z")

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Who did @octopus use to be before 2015?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1406 "2020-10-17T00:14:57Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Which side has thrown Molotov cocktails at police, have burned police precincts, and have caused businesses an municipalities 10s of millions of damage from rioting and opportunistic looting?

Number of people shot by police since 2011: 4,391

> **[Lists of killings by law enforcement officers in the United States](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_States)**
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> Below are lists of people killed by law enforcement in the United States, both on duty and off duty.
> Although Congress instructed the Attorney General in 1994 to compile and publish annual statistics on police use of excessive force, this was never carried out, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation does not collect these data.
> The annual average number of justifiable homicides alone was previously estimated to be near 400. Updated estimates from the Bureau of Justice Statistics released i...

Average age of those killed: 35 (eyeballing this one)

> **[People shot to death by U.S. police, by age group 2024 | Statista](https://www.statista.com/statistics/585155/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-age-group/)**
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> As of January 25, 16 people aged 45 years and over were fatally shot by U.S.

Average productive value, per year, US Citizen: $57 (2010 figures)

> **[What Is the Average Worker's Effective Productivity Rate?](https://smallbusiness.chron.com/average-workers-effective-productivity-rate-18220.html)**
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> The gross domestic product (GDP) is one of the most widely used economic statistics in the world. It is the monetary value of a country's total economic output, with the figure adjusted to account for inflation. Average GDP per labor hour provides an...

Average # of Hours Worked per Year, US: 1,768

[Average Working Hours Statistics (2023)](https://clockify.me/working-hours#:~:text=Working%20hours%20in%20US,those%20working%20in%20the%20US).

Retirement age: 65 (not providing a cite, thanks)

Total Productive value lost by Police Killings:

#DeathsXProductivityPerHourXHoursLostDueToBeingShotByThePolice

= 4,391 X $57 X (1,768 X 30)  
= 4,391 X $57 X (53,040)  
= $22,354,062,480

By murdering US citizens, police enforcement has destroyed $22,354,062,480 of American productivity. The shareholders will not be pleased.

… anyway, what were you saying about monetary damages?

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