# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1547 "2020-11-01T21:47:28Z")

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> [@lum\_s\_husband](#):
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> Explain why expanding the list beyond Muslims is so awful.

Fuck off. Imbecile.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1548 "2020-11-02T00:58:27Z")

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Define “their proper place”.

The only correct answer is, “equal in every way to any and every other group you can describe”.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1549 "2020-11-02T14:18:49Z")

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I think they were just trying to be sarcastic. Which as we all know always works exceedingly well in text form…

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1550 "2020-11-02T14:23:10Z")

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Yeah, I gathered that after his last post here. But given his irritating habit of terse drive by shitting, the imbecile can still fuck off.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1551 "2020-11-02T14:44:22Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I think they were just trying to be sarcastic. Which as we all know always works exceedingly well in text form…

Seriously. I really wish people would stop doing that. We have _no_ idea what tone you intended in your head, despite how clever you think you are.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1552 "2020-11-02T14:52:11Z")

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Even given sarcasm, still inappropriate and unresponsive to the thread.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1553 "2020-11-02T14:52:25Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> …despite how clever you think you are.

He was trying to get a rise out of people. He’s _controversial_.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1554 "2020-11-02T14:55:02Z")

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Meh. They were basically saying the same thing I’d just spent a lot more verbiage frustratingly trying to convey to assholes like **octopus** , so maybe I’m primed to be more sympathetic.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1555 "2020-11-03T17:44:51Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I think they were just trying to be sarcastic. Which as we all know always works exceedingly well in text form…

I’m not as sure, but freely admit that I don’t know the poster. I agree that sarcasm is very hard to read in text alone.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1556 "2020-11-07T09:13:02Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I think they were just trying to be sarcastic. Which as we all know always works exceedingly well in text form

ISWYDT

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1557 "2020-11-07T09:14:47Z")

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😀

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1558 "2020-11-07T20:16:45Z")

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Apparently placebos don’t work on Romanian robots. Has this … entity …really been around since '11? Did they have a different user name?

> [@France and the cartoons of Mohammed; what's your take?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/france-and-the-cartoons-of-mohammed-whats-your-take/924221/607):
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> The rules of this board refer to comments about the person one debates with and the use of the pronoun “you.”

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**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1559 "2020-11-07T20:52:24Z")

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There is an incredible example somewhere in a recent thread where I “touted” Trump’s multiple “Noble” Prize nominations and Dr. Deth responded with a lengthy cite of the process.

Either I’m really terrible at sarcasm (good bet) or even worse at making an impression on this board despite my thousands of very liberal posts (better bet).

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1560 "2020-11-07T20:53:45Z")

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The good doctor has a tendency to be very, very, VERY tiresome at times.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1561 "2020-11-07T21:05:28Z")

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And a few letters short of a degree.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1562 "2020-11-07T21:56:16Z")

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I’m not entirely sure they actually are a doctor.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1563 "2020-11-07T21:58:54Z")

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> Either I’m really terrible at sarcasm (good bet) or even worse at making an impression on this board despite my thousands of very liberal posts (better bet).

You’re assuming the other party has your values and sense of accountability. That’s your only mistake, one liberals commonly commit. They think conservatives will stay with them on the high road.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1564 "2020-11-07T22:21:50Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> I’m not entirely sure they actually are a doctor.

With a degree from one of those “not really a college” Bible colleges, perhaps.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1565 "2020-11-07T22:23:06Z")

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I don’t care how many letters after their name, if it’s DrDeth, I’m not even letting them take my temperature.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/1566 "2020-11-07T22:29:06Z")

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Because you just know, it ain’t going to be an oral thermometer.

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