# Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 27, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349 "2020-06-27T06:30:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/142 "2020-07-24T09:48:23Z")

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I would like to be the first to welcome @Mr.\_BinJu!  
CMC

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/143 "2020-07-24T10:07:53Z")

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To paraphrase the great George Carlin, yeah, you’d like to welcome him, but you never do!

(That’s from Carlin’s bit about the airlines creating a new grammatical person in English: “First Person Removed”.)

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/144 "2020-07-24T11:10:40Z")

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octopus has been trolling at will in the Feds black bagging in Portland thread. Evidence free claims about protesters, mass slander of “leftists”, counterfactual claims about the whole situation, all with zero cites.

Just typical octopus posting, in other words.

> [@Feds 'black-bagging people' in Portland](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feds-black-bagging-people-in-portland/915638):
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> Ok. Without us getting into a fight…can someone tell me what laws are being broken? What Constitutional rights are being infringed? Supposedly, the Feds are: Not identifying themselves Not carrying anything that identifies them as Feds or Officers of the law (False in some cases) Not reading rights Locking people up without charges My response: Do they have to? Do they have to? Only required if they are questioning someone…and im not sure if it applies to Feds, Besides people will always h…

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/145 "2020-07-24T11:18:51Z")

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Octopus burned down most of GD.  
CMC

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/146 "2020-07-24T11:35:05Z")

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I think the only suitable response to him anymore is: **SILENCE! Imbecile**.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/147 "2020-07-24T12:01:02Z")

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[Words fail me](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bidens-choice-for-vice-presidential-candidate/851505/383)

> [@Biden's choice for vice presidential candidate](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bidens-choice-for-vice-presidential-candidate/851505/383):
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> The backlash against the leftist tyranny has begun.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/148 "2020-07-24T13:24:06Z")

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> [@Biden's choice for vice presidential candidate](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bidens-choice-for-vice-presidential-candidate/851505/383):
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> The backlash against the leftist tyranny has begun. Voters do not agree that every ticket must have a protected class candidate… I think if Biden picks a woman, Trump will beat her again.

And we all know how much Trump likes to beat women.

In elections, of course. He would never physically assault a woman himself.

Not with those baby hands, anyway.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/149 "2020-07-24T13:28:01Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> He would never physically assault a woman himself.

Grabbing 'em by the pussy _is_ assault.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/150 "2020-07-24T14:17:10Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Grabbing 'em by the pussy _is_ assault.

Point.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/151 "2020-07-25T15:50:18Z")

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**JohnT** ’s memory spots one who, despite the username, doesn’t actually seem to be making any progress:

> [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux-part-1/911083/1380):
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> > [@](#):
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> > [The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1) - #261 by Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux/911083/261)
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> > We are several years into the Trump presidency and I realize I still have no idea what names like Flynn, Manafort, Stone, etc. are all about - nor do I care to find out. Enough of a mental mess.
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> [The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1) - #1373 by Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making-part-deux/911083/1373)
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> > [@](#):
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> > You know, we’re almost 4 years into this presidency and I still barely recognize or have any idea of what names like Stone, Ailes, Manafort, Epstein, Flynn mean or represent at all, nor am I interested in finding out. All I know is that they are linked to scandal of some sort.
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> A month and a half between these similar posts, and yet you still have a need to impress us with your ignorance. 🤓

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/152 "2020-07-25T20:18:43Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> **JohnT** ’s memory spots one who, despite the username, doesn’t actually seem to be making any progress:

Not true. I see that he has added a few names to the list of things he is ignorant and incurious about.

With his current momentum vector, I suspect he will have forgotten the entirety of the Trump administration by Jan 21st, and will then be free to criticize a new administration with no self awareness of his hypocrisy.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/153 "2020-07-27T05:01:03Z")

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Well isn’t that nice. **Kswiss** comes in the Portland black-bagging thread, [lays a turd](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/feds-black-bagging-people-in-portland/915638/956), and successfully gets the thread temporarily closed by attracting so many flags. Kind of ironic, because one of the topics of that thread is bad actors who are able to thwart legitimate protests by being assholes.

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/154 "2020-07-27T05:04:31Z")

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Ask a contrary question…

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/155 "2020-07-27T05:12:26Z")

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Wow, is that all I need to shut down a thread after 900 plus posts? In Great debates?

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/156 "2020-07-27T05:31:05Z")

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Please oh great gods of SDMB tell me how I should have not have injured the poor delicate souls of the Portland black bagging thread in great debates by pointing out and expressing my opinion that they have certain “nut job” conspiracy theories.

Is it saying Nut job? Really? 900 posts? But everyone agrees that its all true.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/157 "2020-07-27T05:46:07Z")

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> [@kswiss](#):
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> Please oh great gods of SDMB tell me how I should have not have injured the poor delicate souls of the Portland black bagging thread in great debates by pointing out and expressing my opinion that they have certain “nut job” conspiracy theories.
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> Is it saying Nut job? Really? 900 posts? But everyone agrees that its all true

After announcing you’re not going to read the thread first.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/158 "2020-07-27T05:47:18Z")

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[Dr. Venkman]  
Yes is true, this **kswiss** has no nuts…  
[/Dr. V]

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/159 "2020-07-27T05:47:37Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> After announcing you’re not going to read the thread first.

its 900 post long, and I skimmed it.

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/160 "2020-07-27T05:49:32Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> [Dr. Venkman]  
> Yes is true, this **kswiss** has no nuts…  
> [/Dr. V]

I appreciate the reference and humor.

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**Author:** ![kswiss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kswiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kswiss)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/161 "2020-07-27T05:53:57Z")

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So it’s calling them “Nut Jobs”. really?

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