# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6800 "2022-07-28T02:36:42Z")
I just want to note Jim\_B’s use of variations of ‘GoN out BIZY BACK Soon’ a Starving Artist patented style of sign off. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6801 "2022-07-28T02:44:51Z")
I see that the good doctor is there to chide you hooligans for your snark. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6802 "2022-07-28T08:46:38Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Subtle. Maybe Sue D’Onym and Norm De Plume will show up soon to white knight him. Not to be confused with **Sue\_Dunnym** , whose good name should not be besmirched (although she hasn’t been around for a decade so probably wouldn’t care). ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6803 "2022-07-28T14:00:19Z")
D\_Anconia just likes to eat shit by doing the only act he has left: by shooting the messenger in the **Inflation is not currently a menace** thread. He has done that thread shitting fallacy in many other threads in the past. > **[John Oliver Taunts Coal Baron After Judge Dismisses Defamation Suit: ‘Eat...](https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-oliver-taunts-coal-baron-after-judge-dismisses-defamation-suit-eat-shit-bob)** > > The ‘Last Week Tonight’ host took a victory lap after a judge dismissed a defamation suit filed against himself, the show and HBO by Murray Energy CEO Robert Murray. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6804 "2022-07-28T14:21:30Z")
Yes, he’s a big fan of “That source isn’t credible because I don’t want to believe it” as an argument. And yet he has had no issue with citing sources like The Daily Caller in the past. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6805 "2022-07-28T23:25:12Z")
Now damuriajashi resurrects the “TJHSST Admissions process illegally discriminates against Asians (UPDATE)” thread only to show how repulsive he can be by supporting people that are blind regarding bigotry against transgenders and gays. He managed to avoid being noted in this thread, but in the previous one it was noted that he is more a racist than a troll. ([Trolls R Us redux [Now the argument clinic]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349)) ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6806 "2022-07-29T00:03:31Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Now damuriajashi resurrects You mean **damuriajashi** is still around? Or has he just been resurrected, too? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6807 "2022-07-29T00:41:44Z")
Hierva mala nunca muere. (Garden weed never dies) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6808 "2022-07-29T00:52:04Z")
It looks like he’s got 2 accounts. I guess they didn’t get merged? With “\_” and without. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6809 "2022-07-29T00:56:56Z")
My understanding is that only the board administrator can merge accounts, and that we still don’t have one. I also believe there are quite a few people who have pre- and post-Discourse accounts. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6810 "2022-07-29T01:03:29Z")
**ECG** {@engineer_comp_geek} has a way to merge the accounts and has asked users to contact him to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6811 "2022-07-29T01:05:54Z")
When did that become possible? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6812 "2022-07-29T01:09:30Z")
Since a few months after we switched to Discourse actually. It is in one of the stickies I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6813 "2022-07-29T01:10:15Z")
A lot of posters were simply too stupid to figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6814 "2022-07-29T01:27:32Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I’ll give **Martin Hyde** this, he was a good troll and actually very knowledgeable in many areas and great at researching others. I’m a little embarrassed that I never responded to an interesting, non-trollish post he made when we were discussing the arrival of Christianity in the early medieval Hebrides. Meant to, but just got lazy. But it was an intelligent, reasonable discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6815 "2022-07-29T07:49:54Z")
Martin Hyde was like Hannibal Lecter. He could be thoughtful and intelligent, maybe even charming. He could give great insights at times. At other times he’d say things to get under your skin on purpose, to provoke you, unnerve you. In the end, he finally dropped the pretense, went berserk, and ripped your fucking face off. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6816 "2022-07-29T10:26:59Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > I also believe there are quite a few people who have pre- and post-Discourse accounts. We told folks to contact us instead of creating a new account, but that proved to be a lot like trying to herd cats. Things would be much easier if folks had done as we requested. Once you have a second account we have to jump through a lot more hoops in the software to fix things. But it can be done. If you have both pre and post Discourse accounts and want them merged, contact me. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6817 "2022-07-29T13:03:39Z")
Has it been 4 months already? > [@I Pit damuriajashi and DemonTree](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-damuriajashi-and-demontree/928300/813): > > Pop quiz - how long does a racist think is long enough that people will have forgotten? Answer: around 9 months… The frequency is increasing. After he’s satiated this time, I’m giving it 1 month before he needs to feed his racist ass again. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6818 "2022-07-29T13:05:58Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > “Smart Bulb” has started a thread in GD about why should he care about politics, because dance monkeys, dance! And if you wanted to troll atheists, you couldn’t do a better job than his recent reply (circa post 137) in **What’s the minimum-level miracle it would take you to convince you God exists?**. Although I’m pretty well convinced that entire thread is a troll by **Velocity**. ETA: Oh, and now see his (SBI’s) ultra-banal thread in FQ, **Why is lie detector technology not considered viable in a USA court of law?**. He gets it in one, and yet still he posts. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6819 "2022-07-29T17:35:19Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Martin Hyde was like Hannibal Lecter. > > He could be thoughtful and intelligent, maybe even charming. He could give great insights at times. I feel like there’s another fictional character that even better describes the dichotomy between Martin **Hyde** ’s posting styles, but I can’t quite put my finger on who… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=116) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=118)