# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6940 "2022-08-14T19:01:13Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> …my own hive…

Huh. You said that.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6941 "2022-08-14T19:19:00Z")

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Lol. You honestly don’t see the irony in your own post?

> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> All right, so you did say that Garland should have had his confirmation hearing. Did you excoriate McConnell and the Senate Republicans for fast-tracking Trump’s nominees in _his_ last year?

Not that I can recall. But I never had a problem with a quick vote being called. I had a problem with the refusal to hold a vote and that I did complain about.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6942 "2022-08-14T19:33:28Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Lol. You honestly don’t see the irony in your own post?

Another content free post! I presume you’re trying to make a point here about my own posts, but what it is remains a mystery… because, as always, you refuse to put any effort into any of your posts. No cites, no argument, no nothing.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6943 "2022-08-14T20:10:25Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> > [@octopus](#):
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> > Lol. You honestly don’t see the irony in your own post?
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> Another content free post! I presume you’re trying to make a point here about my own posts, but what it is remains a mystery… because, as always, you refuse to put any effort into any of your posts. No cites, no argument, no nothing.&nbsp;

Ed even posted it in inky black:

> [@Reorganized SDMB rules](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reorganized-sdmb-rules/968857/1):
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> **Troublesome posters. If we think you’re more trouble than you’re worth, and you seem unwilling or unable to change your ways, we reserve the right to revoke your posting privileges.**

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6944 "2022-08-14T20:20:20Z")

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Please vote:

> [@Unjust warning for responding to dehumanizing language](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unjust-warning-for-responding-to-dehumanizing-language/969623/49):
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> I demand Octopus stop his/her dehumanizing language of the SDMB and its participants: [moderator note - poll removed]

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6945 "2022-08-14T20:31:21Z")

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Summoning the hive to ATMB! That’s what’s despicable and cowardly about you fools. You _need_ social validation.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6946 "2022-08-14T20:33:01Z")

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Imagine coming to social media for social validation, oh the horror!

I was also out validating this. Got a lot of thumbs up 👍! Validated!

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52285566668_2f58ef78cc_b.jpg "20220814\_100527") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/52285566668/)

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6947 "2022-08-14T20:36:30Z")

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I’ll admit that if that’s you doing that that’s more courageous than I’d be in this environment. I’ll have to retract and apologize about the cowardly comment.

I’ll say this, I do disagree with you and I do take offense with personal insults outside the pit but in this day and with the crazies IRL and on the internet that you posting that is brave. Kudos.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6948 "2022-08-14T20:38:34Z")

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Lol, I’m out there doing _this_ in the current environment:

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52284264507_bc7cd455b8_b.jpg "20220814\_112851") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/52284264507/)

And thank you. I was born American, with Scottish ancestry and a Calvinist disposition. I am going to make my moral denunciations very loud and clear, it’s just who I am.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6949 "2022-08-14T20:51:34Z")

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And If I may, correct me if I’m wrong, Texas.  
(ETA: Retroactively notices “San Antonio” in the earlier picture.)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6950 "2022-08-14T20:54:01Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> I do take offense with personal insults outside the pit

That’s nice . . . but the question still is DO YOU FUCKING REPORT IT???

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6951 "2022-08-14T20:56:56Z")

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I did and your point is?

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6952 "2022-08-14T21:00:28Z")

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Nice!

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6953 "2022-08-14T21:02:38Z")

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> [@Unjust warning for responding to dehumanizing language](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unjust-warning-for-responding-to-dehumanizing-language/969623/48):
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> I am not concerned about that in terms of what should or should not be sanctioned.

Make up the fucking excuse you have for a mind.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6954 "2022-08-14T21:04:48Z")

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What in the world are you talking about? In English please.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6955 "2022-08-14T21:46:23Z")

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If octopus started a thread suggesting that the Earth is flat and that in every rainstorm, you always hear thunder before seeing lightning, everyone who disagreed with him would be a “hive”.

So I don’t think we should take offense at its usage. If you just understand that “hive” just means “people who don’t share my delusion” then it’s a lot easier to understand his arguments.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6956 "2022-08-14T21:56:58Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Got a lot of thumbs up

The dog deserved all those 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻~beautiful creature!

Thank you for doing that. I don’t have an FBI office near enough or I’d do it too.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6957 "2022-08-14T22:11:22Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> If octopus started a thread suggesting that the Earth is flat and that in every rainstorm, you always hear thunder before seeing lightning, everyone who disagreed with him would be a “hive”.

Yeah. I mean, octopus can go into practically any thread on these boards and find Dopers vehemently disagreeing with one another on everything from movie reviews to traffic policy to optimal taxation levels to military strategy to immigration reform.

When we happen to all agree about basic facts such as that the earth is not flat and the moon landings were not faked and octopus is an irrational numpty, this is not because we’re some kind of “hive mind”.

A good rule of thumb is that if everybody thinks you’re an idiot, you probably are an idiot.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6958 "2022-08-14T22:23:09Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You _need_ social validation.

Is that an app or a mouthwash?

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6959 "2022-08-14T22:26:37Z")

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But do you see the double standard? The kind you constantly rail against? McConnell refuses to hold a confirmation hearing when a Democratic President is in his last year (eleven months, FTR) of office, then fast-tracks a “quick vote” when TRump wants to slide one in at the eleventh hour.

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