# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6980 "2022-08-15T12:09:58Z")
Yeesh. Don’t do that. This oblique discussion on how to crucify an animal which is also the name of the person under discussion is, at _best_, unseemly. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6981 "2022-08-15T12:11:14Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yeesh. Don’t do that. This oblique discussion on how to crucify a animal which is also the name of a person of discussion is, at _best_, unseemly.  Yeah, well, y’know… if they’d get down off their damn cross. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6982 "2022-08-15T12:26:29Z")
Someone in a thread: I think people who attack the FBI and want to overthrow the American government are lower than dirt. Conservative troll: How dare you dehumanize all Republicans! ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6983 "2022-08-15T12:42:54Z")
This thread is now officially renamed to “Twenty Dopers collectively masturbate octopus to completion over and over again”. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6984 "2022-08-15T12:46:26Z")
It’s a testament to just how big a dick he is. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6985 "2022-08-15T12:47:18Z")
A tip of the hat to you, Sir or Madam! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6986 "2022-08-15T13:20:20Z")
**Speaking of which, please take any further octopus talk back to his own thread please.** > [@Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550): > > Octopus is very, very good at his occupation. He trolls relentlessly until the entire thread is about him, then he whines about how mean people are, and won’t someone think of the children. I am fully sympathetic to the desire to vent pent-up Octopus-punting needs (symbolically, of course) and hereby present this thread for that purpose. Bonus points if you can earn these phrases from our honoree: Potty mouth You kiss your mother with that mouth My children see this Why do the mods allow t… Most recent post: [Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over - #1214 by Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/1214) Best not to mention him here, it is like saying _Beetlejuice_ 3 times. It will summon him. Let this thread go back to its normal business. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6987 "2022-08-15T15:01:22Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Let this thread go back to its normal business. Yes, this. > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > At dawn, you see the sunrise. At dusk, you see the [new poster] > > …starting a series of threads detailing the problematic romantic relationship he’s in and asking for advice from a bunch of strangers. Is anyone else’s spidey sense tingling? > > Check out IMHO, for “Psycho Ex,” “Long-Term Relationship,” “The Stars Align,” and “Late 40s.” Same poster has concern about customers and online dating. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6988 "2022-08-15T15:51:08Z")
You modding the pit now as well? I have every right to respond to the mentally disturbed and integrity devoid in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6989 "2022-08-15T15:54:30Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I have every right to respond to the mentally disturbed and integrity devoid in this thread. You don’t need this thread to do that, any place with a mirror will suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6990 "2022-08-15T15:54:50Z")
Fap fap fap fap fap. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6991 "2022-08-15T15:57:10Z")
How bout you dumb fucks not start a thread with the intent to insult other posters and then be so delusional to how the world works that you feign surprise when you get a response? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6992 "2022-08-15T15:57:20Z")
One tentacle on the mouse, one on the keyboard, and one to hold the sock. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6993 "2022-08-15T15:59:03Z")
I was asking other posters. That was not a modnote. Not highlighted as mod instruction at all. Just a request and I wasn’t addressing you. Which should have been pretty obvious. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6994 "2022-08-15T15:59:20Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > with the intent to insult other posters It’s the Pit we’re allowed to. Holy writ from the mouth of your beloved rule writer Ed. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6995 "2022-08-15T15:59:59Z")
It’s nice when, on a forum such as SDMB, you tell a good joke, and get some responses like “Nice one”. Or if you make a good point in a discussion, and someone says “That makes sense - thanks for the cite!” It gives a sense that you’re contributing something, and have been appreciated. For those who lack the ability to converse like an adult, or tell a good joke, or contribute anything to a discussion, they still seek the feedback and acknowledgement from others _that they even exist._ So they shit the bed for attention. Sure, it’s negative attention, but at least someone is responding to them. They drop a turd into the punchbowl at the party where others are discussing interesting topics. They can’t contribute to any sort of complex discussion, but Boy-Howdy! Now people are discussion the turd in the punchbowl! What fun! I did that! My Turd! This is what we’re dealing with here. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6996 "2022-08-15T16:00:21Z")
Lol. Of course. I’m just saying don’t expect the targets to remain silent and act all huffy when they don’t. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6997 "2022-08-15T16:01:27Z")
You ~~aren’t~~ weren’t the ““target”” of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6998 "2022-08-15T16:01:44Z")
Seriously, **crowmanyclouds** , he’s pushing your buttons right now. Please use his pit thread and let this thread not become the Octo-Show. Easy Link: > [@Octopus here's your own thread to shit all over](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/octopus-heres-your-own-thread-to-shit-all-over/815550/1214): > > Well-played, sir. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/6999 "2022-08-15T16:02:30Z")
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