# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7100 "2022-08-25T11:25:26Z")
> [@shunnedempath](#): > > Your creativity is truly beautiful. šŸ‘ šŸ˜€ šŸ‘ > [@shunnedempath](#): > > I honestly donā€™t have time for any of this. šŸ‘ šŸ˜€ šŸ‘ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7101 "2022-08-25T11:34:59Z")
Is it just me, or is this new one reminiscent of the recently departed JimB ? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7102 "2022-08-25T11:50:31Z")
Au revoir. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7103 "2022-08-25T11:53:39Z")
And in a shocking turn of events ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7104 "2022-08-25T11:54:15Z")
My apologies for the delay. Iā€™ve banned them but do now need to put this to the Modloop in case I overstepped. But last night they elevated to full on trolling. Also specifically ignore mod instructions as a bonus. I disappeared the 5 latest threads into the cornfield. I might remove more or even all later. _Self-Pity Mode for a mod:_ I havenā€™t even had my coffee yet. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7105 "2022-08-25T12:09:15Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > _Self-Pity Mode for a mod:_ I havenā€™t even had my coffee yet. I empathize. The other day I got caught by a work phishing test because I hadnā€™t had any caffeine yet. Seriously, the world shouldnā€™t be allowed to shower us with shit before weā€™ve even woken up. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7106 "2022-08-25T12:17:23Z")
I doubt youā€™ll get much pushback from other mods. Obvious troll was obvious. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7107 "2022-08-25T12:50:21Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > _Self-Pity Mode for a mod:_ I havenā€™t even had my coffee yet. You have our thanks! > [@Morgyn](#): > > The other day I got caught by a work phishing test OMFGs I hate thoseā€¦ my company should not be trolling its employees, FFS. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7108 "2022-08-25T14:15:36Z")
I think I speak for all of us with this clip @What_Exit [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Ym1fKnxtaZg/maxresdefault.jpg ""And there was much rejoicing (yaaayyaayayaaayaaay!)"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1fKnxtaZg) ā€œAnd there was much rejoicingā€ ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2022, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7109 "2022-08-25T15:50:44Z")
I donā€™t know, they were hardly in town long enough to generate much rejoicing. Almost a revolving door. Which to me speaks of incompetent trollery. Our best trolls have been able to stick around and annoy everyone for years before finally going over the line. This one leapt way over the line from the beginning. > [@MrDibble](#): > > Of course this is a fucking troll. You called it. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2022, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7110 "2022-08-26T01:34:28Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > the additional evidence for this particular posterā€™s standing is their totally asinine questions about things that might help to curb global warming. Oh wait, you _didnā€™t_ mean HoneyBadgerDC? > [@What\_Exit](#): > > I disappeared the 5 latest threads into the cornfield. Oh great! Now weā€™ll never know what is the major difference between us and hitler _or_ what is pure evilā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7111 "2022-08-27T18:52:27Z")
**Magiver** isnā€™t a troll, but jesus CHRIST is he an asshole. Just needed to vent before I posted and got a warning in P&E (student debt cancellation thread). ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7112 "2022-08-28T00:02:09Z")
> [@Kron](#): > > **Magiver** isnā€™t a troll, but jesus CHRIST is he an asshole. Heā€™s a complete shitbag and one of only 2 people on my ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7113 "2022-08-28T00:14:56Z")
Youā€™re more charitable than I am. Iā€™ve decided Iā€™m getting too old to put up with bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7114 "2022-08-28T00:43:47Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Youā€™re more charitable than I am. Iā€™ve had others on my list but either they get banned, or they modify/stop the behavior that led to me ignoring them in the first place. There are only two people whoā€™ve continued to do intolerable shit and yet arenā€™t banned. Oh, and they both fucked with me personally as well on the boards, to the point where just like @Kron I was tempted to violate rules. (And I may have even had a note or two from responding to them.) The other one is ZosterSandstorm. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7115 "2022-08-28T01:18:48Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > The other one is ZosterSandstorm. I thought ZosterSandstormfront got banned? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7116 "2022-08-28T01:22:30Z")
Zoster Sandstorm Trust Level member ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7117 "2022-08-28T01:23:58Z")
Damn. Mustā€™ve been wishful thinking on my part. Oh, well. If and when he returns, no doubt, heā€™ll manage to get booted. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7118 "2022-08-28T02:24:27Z")
I think most of the ones I put on the list have since been banned, also. I still have a few more than you, I think. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7119 "2022-08-28T06:58:32Z")
> [@Kron](#): > > **Magiver** isnā€™t a troll, but jesus CHRIST is he an asshole. That was established quite some time ago ā€¦ he even has his own thread here featuring some illustrative examples of assholery. I try not to read his bullshit or engage with him much but several notable things from the past stand out for me: - There was nothing whatsoever wrong with the design of the Boeing 737 MAX. As an expert in aviation, Magiver is able to inform us that the real problem is that foreign pilots are incompetent. - Dr. Fauci is a lying liar who fucked up the COVID response and, as an expert in medicine, Magiver is able to inform us that Dr. Fauci ā€œlikely killed a lot of peopleā€. But thereā€™s so much more. Magiver is also an expert on statistics and immunology (Astra Zeneca vaccine thread) so regaling us with his expertise on social policy in regard to ā€œpersonal responsibilityā€ in the student debt cancellation thread is nothing new. > [@I Pit Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-magiver/937851): > > Hey, @Magiver, I know youā€™re a fucking idiot who doesnā€™t know how to start a new thread, so I figured I could help you out. To create a new topic, thereā€™s a button that says ā€œ[+ New Topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/cuomo-might-be-in-some-trouble/933678/138)ā€ on the upper right of the page. With the skin Iā€™m using, itā€™s blue, but if you tell me which skin you use, Iā€™ll be happy to switch over and tell you what it looks like. I know you want to steer my thread in the direction you want, but your bullshit right-wing theory that Cuomo is in trouble for putting nursiā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=131) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=133)