# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7120 "2022-08-28T07:59:53Z")
Ben Gazi! We could have paradropped minimotorcycles and shit and saved all those people! Notre Dame, they should have airdropped thousands of gallons of water on it and put the fire out with no negative effects on the structure. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7121 "2022-08-28T09:46:18Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Ben Gazi! We could have paradropped minimotorcycles and shit and saved all those people! > > Notre Dame, they should have **airdropped thousands of gallons of water on it** and put the fire out with no negative effects on the structure. - If it was holy water, it would have done miraculous things. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7122 "2022-08-28T15:39:26Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > If it was holy water, it would have done miraculous things. Holy water only works if it’s consecrated. I hear they have a place for that in Paris, but unfortunately it was on fire at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7123 "2022-08-28T16:55:16Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > He’s a complete shitbag and one of only 2 people on my ignore list. I have one and he’s a “lawyer”. I just couldn’t stomach his take on civil liberties any more. My blood pressure thanks me. > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Ben Gazi! We could have paradropped minimotorcycles and shit and saved all those people! I forgot about this. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7124 "2022-08-28T17:35:45Z")
Saying something stupid occasionally is something we all do. Saying something stupid and then doubling down on it over and over and over again takes a special level of pigheadedness. That’s what made that whole Benghazi thing so memorably idiotic. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7125 "2022-08-28T19:23:35Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Ben Gazi! We could have paradropped minimotorcycles and shit and saved all those people! > > Notre Dame, they should have airdropped thousands of gallons of water on it and put the fire out with no negative effects on the structure. I forgot about those! To be fair, it might be slightly less damaging (and therefore maybe slightly less idiotic) if you swapped his brilliant ideas, and paradropped a bunch of motorcycles into Notre Dame, and water-bombed the Benghazi Embassy with thousands of gallons of water. Or possibly, parachuted the famously lethal Dr. Fauci into the Benghazi compound. Dr. Anthony “The Terminator” Fauci would know just what to do. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7126 "2022-08-28T19:54:13Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@Kron](#): > > > > **Magiver** isn’t a troll, but jesus CHRIST is he an asshole. > > He’s a complete shitbag and one of only 2 people on my ignore list. I’m starting to think he should go on mine. It’s not just that he’s an asshole, it’s that he goes on and on and on and on with his douchbaggery. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7127 "2022-08-29T03:12:21Z")
**thescrr** is back with a new thread [https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/wives-that-have-lots-of-guy-friends-or-vice-versa/970484 Broken link of course. But they’re quite clear that it’s totally, totally MIKE PENCE level inappropriate for it to happen unless you (the spouse) is there or it’s a business event. OMFG, the 60s called and the want their troll back. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7128 "2022-08-29T03:48:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I have one and he’s a “lawyer”. I just couldn’t stomach his take on civil liberties any more. My blood pressure thanks me. If you’re referring to West Virginia’s dumbest, he hasn’t been seen in months. Good riddance as far as I’m concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7129 "2022-08-29T08:49:08Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > If you’re referring to West Virginia’s dumbest, he hasn’t been seen in months. Maybe Trump’s had to reach that far down in the barrel. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7130 "2022-08-29T14:38:42Z")
Jesus. I’ll get the popcorn ready for the inevitable execution to follow. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7131 "2022-08-29T14:40:16Z")
“Your Honor, I object! This message board I go to says IOKWARDI, so why isn’t that principle working here? I demand you instruct the jury that IOKWARDI!” ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7132 "2022-08-29T15:12:09Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > **thescrr** is back with a new thread > > [https://boards.straightdope.com](https://boards.straightdope.com) /t/wives-that-have-lots-of-guy-friends-or-vice-versa/970484 > > Broken link of course. But they’re quite clear that it’s totally, totally MIKE PENCE level inappropriate for it to happen unless you (the spouse) is there or it’s a business event. OMFG, the 60s called and the want their troll back. Yep. Obvious professional troll who is carefully walking the line to avoid mod attention. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7133 "2022-08-29T15:12:28Z")
I just checked because I know that I’ve seen a few hidden reply notices fly by and felt happy about it. Turns out I’ve got 2 ignored and the other is our death fetishist, formerly from the ME. Too much death, too idiotic. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7134 "2022-08-29T15:41:45Z")
Actually I will say he has not avoided mod attention. They have avoided any warnings so far. I can’t really go into any details though in the forum. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7135 "2022-08-30T09:26:32Z")
Nearly fell for replying to their “what’s a human worth” thread before I noticed who the OP was. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2022, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7136 "2022-08-30T15:25:02Z")
Rest assured, in the US we have an answer for that. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7137 "2022-08-31T01:18:21Z")
Temporary Ninny, that’s all I need to say. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7138 "2022-08-31T09:34:36Z")
One of our resident transphobes has roused themselves in response to the burning issue of pronouns. Strangely, the “transwomen are biological men and a menace to real women because THEY ARE, THEY JUST ARE, AND THESE ANTITRANS WEBSITES SAY SO TOO” argument is failing to persuade. Not a troll as such. Just a massive jerk. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7139 "2022-08-31T12:34:29Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Nearly fell for replying to their “what’s a human worth” thread before I noticed who the OP was. It’s funny. Even having already read this, and being similarly committed to boycotting threads started by obvious trolls, I very nearly had a reply typed up (the topic was of some recent interest to me, and I wrote a paper that dealt in part with the very topic for a class on economic analysis of the law). But then I remembered why the thread seemed familiar, even though I’d never read any part of it before, and checked the OP. Feeding of the troll (narrowly) averted. That’s what happens when you read through these forums too early in the morning, before the mind is fully alert. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=132) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=134)