# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7440 "2022-09-10T02:53:12Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Anyways, discussion boards business is discussion not the promotion of a social circle jerk/ideological hive.

Is this English?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7441 "2022-09-10T02:53:31Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Mod resources? All those tons of iron and barrels of crude and bushels of wheat going to waste chastising octopus!

Like I said: not a businessman.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7442 "2022-09-10T02:54:08Z")

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It’s not baseless if you were that nut making that stock market prediction it was based on a combination of ignorance which is excusable and malevolence which is deplorable.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7443 "2022-09-10T02:54:43Z")

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“If” is carrying a lot of weight there, negative-economic-value-boy.

Cite?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7444 "2022-09-10T02:54:59Z")

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It’s not worth my time to search. But it wouldn’t be uncharacteristic given your other posts on economics. Lots of words and charts but very faulty core assumptions.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7445 "2022-09-10T02:55:26Z")

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Of course. You’re not even worth your own effort to yourself.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7446 "2022-09-10T02:56:07Z")

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It’s a message board dude…

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7447 "2022-09-10T02:57:12Z")

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One which you should be banned from.

Here’s the thread. There is no citation by me which backs up your claim.

Liar. You’re just a liar.

> [@Stock Markets, Tariffs, Coronavirus](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-markets-tariffs-coronavirus/848451/101):
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> One of my favorite Twitter follows is Sven Henrich, founder of [NorthernTrader.com](http://NorthernTrader.com). He wrote a [fascinating piece](https://northmantrader.com/2020/03/08/vix-shock/) today… let me quote: The bolded part is something I’ve been telling people: The stock market has remained “up” (until recently) because the Trump Administration has been pumping liquidity into the market, primarily through the old standby RBMS\* purchases. Trump has understood that the DJIA is used as a form of shorthand with how well the economy is doing, and his administration has b…

Anyway, that’s enough of my kicking your ass for the night. Pleasant dreams, Mr. Sprint 1,000!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7448 "2022-09-10T03:01:00Z")

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[Stock Markets, Tariffs, Coronavirus - #170 by asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/stock-markets-tariffs-coronavirus/848451/170) is the thread where you gleefully thought the stock market was going to be down all cause orange man bad. You and the other stupid chicken littles in that thread were wrong. And evil. octopus on the other hand was smart and spent what little cash I had to buy the end of the world fall. It’s up quite a bit. That is real intelligence. Not your nonsensical bloviating.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7449 "2022-09-10T03:05:06Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> You rarely post **anything** real.

Funny, all his posts appear blank to me.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7450 "2022-09-10T03:08:44Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> is the thread where you gleefully thought the stock market was going to be down all cause orange man bad.

You claimed I advised people to sell in a panic. That is the claim I asked you to back up.

Again, you _work_ to destroy the economic value of this Board. You are doing it now, as we speak, via your lies.

You’ve gone beyond rules violations. You’ve gone beyond being a jerk. You are willfully destructive to this Board’s financial viability, Octo, and I am calling your ass out on this: _ **Your negative economic value is a fact which should be considered in all the moderators future dealings with you.** _

Get rid of the sunk-cost fallacy, guys, this one isn’t worth it anymore.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7451 "2022-09-10T03:14:18Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> > [@octopus](#):
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> > Anyways, discussion boards business is discussion not the promotion of a social circle jerk/ideological hive.
> 
> Is this English?

Oh, Flight Attendant! I speak _Hive_.

He said that he’s a great pain in the ass, and he wants to know if you can help him [ignore the pain every time he feels when he finds out constantly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo) that [his side](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/06/the-right-wing-meltdown-over-critical-race-theory-is-spiraling-out-of-control) is [the real hive!](https://www.salon.com/2021/07/14/the-power-of-the-big-lie-why-do-30-of-americans-cling-to-trumps-dark-fantasy/)

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7452 "2022-09-10T03:22:25Z")

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Take your so-called analysis to ATMB and see how far it takes your malevolent goofy ass.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7453 "2022-09-10T03:24:05Z")

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Oh, the silliness of the accusation goes beyond saying, @GIGObuster. I’m just wondering how long the moderators are going to coddle somebody who, just above, scoffed at their time being considered a “resource” (I mean, do you understand anything about capitalism, Octo?). Is he going to get another eight ‘resourceless’ years of their lives?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7454 "2022-09-10T03:24:42Z")

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It takes 0 resources to not stalk, just saying.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7455 "2022-09-10T03:29:06Z")

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I do appreciate the invite to discuss your economic value in ATMB. I love discussing business, it’s not a topic which comes up often around here, and the last time I had this chat with the moderators… [about Hurricane Ditka](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-economics-of-trolling-the-sdmb-and-moderator-decisions/843474)… he was banned within a month. Obviously I’m not taking credit, but I do hope the idea that _he just wasn’t worth it anymore_ was cemented in that thread for someone in authority. And now you challenge me to do the same for you? Sure. Challenge accepted.

Don’t expect it tonight, tho.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7456 "2022-09-10T03:30:52Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Oh, the silliness of the accusation goes beyond saying, @GIGObuster. I’m just wondering how long the moderators are going to coddle somebody who, just above, scoffed at their time being considered a “resource” (I mean, do you understand anything about capitalism, Octo?). Is he going to get another eight ‘resourceless’ years of their lives?

Well he is in big pain, [being a literal shithead](https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/50774/does-the-octopus-have-an-anus-what-does-it-look-like) can do that to any mollusk

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7457 "2022-09-10T03:32:13Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Funny, all his posts appear blank to me.

And on the post, these words appear:  
My name is Octomandias, King of Kings;  
Look on my Whines ye Mighty, and despair!  
Nothing beside remains.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7458 "2022-09-10T03:57:27Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> You should be banned. For your sake as well as ours.

What a fuckin’ post. Well done.

![](https://c.tenor.com/Wn3myRMF-xAAAAAC/clapping-leonardo-dicaprio.gif)

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7459 "2022-09-10T04:31:35Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> To which you, Octo, responded:
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> > [@](#):
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> > That’s nice. Who are you?

Oh, he replied to me? I don’t see much of what he writes. There’s a few posters on my ignore list I might selectively engage with in the pit, or even occasionally uncover a post outside the pit (if no one sees it, no one flags it, and how else are they going to get banned?), but octo isn’t even worth that level of attention.

I won’t even put in the effort to try and get him banned. He’s that inconsequential.

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