# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7500 "2022-09-12T06:27:16Z")
You and your weird octopus-fetish might need some adjustments to your meds. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7501 "2022-09-12T06:39:22Z")
Fapfapfapfap. “I hope I am getting attention now” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7502 "2022-09-12T12:46:06Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “People are replying to me! I must not be a complete and total loser like everyone says!” We need to go full Coventry on his ass, for like a solid month. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7503 "2022-09-12T13:30:37Z")
Lol, you are too dumb to realize that your lack of agency compels you to behave in the way you claim to mock. Carry on puppet! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7504 "2022-09-12T13:57:47Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Lol, you are too dumb to realize that your lack of agency compels you to behave in the way you claim to mock. Carry on puppet! - Says the bright pink plushy with a hole for a hand. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7505 "2022-09-12T14:26:44Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Says the bright pink plushy with a hole for a hand. I think you mean “Says the person who blames everyone else for his own actions.” It’s a bit rich for the guy who dodges accountability for anything he says and does to accuse others of a lack of agency. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7506 "2022-09-12T14:27:04Z")
“I am making you talk to me!” Fap fap fap fap fap. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7507 "2022-09-12T16:08:00Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > We need to go full Coventry on his ass, for like a solid month. This only works if “We” run the message board and have the ability to forbid others from responding to him. If “We” do not, then this suggestion is as silly as all the similar suggestions made over the years. BTW, his trolling ass feeds on _all_ attention given, including the type you just gave him. A call for special treatment is just a sign that he is special. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.E](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.e/32/8932_2.png) [@Mr.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.E)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7508 "2022-09-12T16:15:17Z")
Ironically, if we were in fact a hive mind it would be easy to get everyone to ignore Octopus. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2022, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7509 "2022-09-12T23:01:27Z")
😄 I like bees. I’m not afraid of them like I used to be. I’ve never had octopus. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7510 "2022-09-13T03:34:23Z")
Ironically, if we were in fact a hive mind it would be easy to get everyone to ignore Octopus. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7511 "2022-09-14T18:09:09Z")
Not calling a troll, but Vickie7 is a real-life British Israelist. A rare bird! If you move slowly and don’t scare it off, you might get to observe a plumage display. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2022, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7512 "2022-09-14T20:15:36Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > You honestly think forcing people to think and speak a particular way is convincing? You might ask Christians. They’ve been trying for two thousand years. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7513 "2022-09-16T03:37:23Z")
> [@CaptMurdock](#): > > You might ask Christians. They’ve been trying for two thousand years. Yep. And many of them have been very trying. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7514 "2022-09-20T03:37:21Z")
This fuckin’ guy… [https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-the-netherlands-to-abandon-multiculturalism/586606/219?u=greysoncarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-the-netherlands-to-abandon-multiculturalism/586606/219) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7515 "2022-09-20T03:51:10Z")
Already banned. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7516 "2022-09-20T03:51:57Z")
That was quick. And well-deserved. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7517 "2022-09-20T05:47:44Z")
Which brings up a complaint. Instead of just a link, could you include a sample – a small one would do? The poster in question was not only banned s/he was cornfielded leaving not so much as a grease spot behind. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7518 "2022-09-20T06:01:10Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Which brings up a complaint. Instead of just a link, could you include a sample – a small one would do? Something something foreigners are bad (and they’re weird) something something black people affirmative action something something go back to where you came from blah blah blah blah blah. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7519 "2022-09-20T06:04:43Z")
Ah, the usual drivel, then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=151) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=153)