# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7580 "2022-09-26T19:21:57Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > What’s the opinion on **Michael\_Varn**? It’s been suggested that I should be more tolerant of grammar and spelling errors, but come on – **Michael\_Varn** hits a new high of literary creativity with classic phrases like “Wether doners are payed or not …”. I’m imagining that “wether doners” (or possibly “weather doners”) are those bright yellow rain suits that are worn by sailors on dark and stormy nights when the rain is being driven in sheets and waves are breaking over the bow. “Payed” is in fact a nautical term that means to seal the seams of the hull or deck of a wooden ship, but in this case I guess it means to seal the seams of your nautical doners so they don’t leak. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7581 "2022-09-26T19:26:36Z")
MV is most likely a returning trock, but he could be a just a Jim\_B variety moron. Except Jim\_B was likely a trock as well. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7582 "2022-09-26T19:28:46Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It’s been suggested that I should be more tolerant of grammar and spelling errors, but come on That troll is trying to get a rise out of people who get upset by such things. Don’t let it succeed. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7583 "2022-09-26T20:52:00Z")
Looks like a recently reactivated sleeper account. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7584 "2022-09-26T22:32:57Z")
MV is a troll. What it says and how it says anything should not be taken as representative. Its posts should come with the standard disclaimer: **Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental**. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7585 "2022-09-27T12:14:55Z")
**Workingdude** is an obvious troll who is obvious. He has already drawn three warnings and a suspension, and his now-locked Who Is More Selfish thread was just obvious trolling. Although, in his defense, he did join way back on June 28th, so maybe three warnings and a suspension isn’t that many. /s This is not a poster who will change his trollish ways. What are the mods waiting for? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7586 "2022-09-27T12:17:44Z")
He’s on a one day suspension and we’re discussing his future. This almost always take 1-3 days. I think that is a feature and not a bug. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7587 "2022-09-27T12:20:28Z")
Sounds like a good plan. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7588 "2022-09-27T12:20:45Z")
A one day suspension and one to three days to see if he comes back? Sounds strangely familiar… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7589 "2022-09-27T12:23:50Z")
Not what I meant. I mean it takes the staff typically 1-3 days to determine the future of a poster once they’re being reviewed in the Modloop. Weekends usually push it to up to 3 days. The decision can be anything from the one day was enough to a 3, 7 or month long suspension to a just ban them now decision. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7590 "2022-09-27T12:24:55Z")
I think @crowmanyclouds was making a joke that maybe **Workingdude** is the second coming of Troll Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7591 "2022-09-27T12:25:07Z")
I know what you meant . . . I just couldn’t resist the Jesus joke. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7592 "2022-09-27T12:25:24Z")
Sorry, went right over my head. Looks down, coffee cup is still half filled, clearly caffeine has not kicked in yet. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7593 "2022-09-27T12:29:36Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I just couldn’t resist the Jesus joke. You’re a Jesus Christ Super Conductor, then? (okay, admittedly not my best work) ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7594 "2022-09-27T12:54:34Z")
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty dude. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7595 "2022-09-27T16:49:27Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > wether doners Damnit, now I’m hungry for gyros, even if they’re made with goat meat. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7596 "2022-09-27T19:13:07Z")
NM - got myself trapped in a meta joke. j ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7597 "2022-09-27T19:23:59Z")
Workingdude has been fired. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7598 "2022-09-27T19:25:26Z")
The system works! ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7599 "2022-09-27T19:46:57Z")
Now he’ll just sit home and live large on workers comp for the next coupla months. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=157)