# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7620 "2022-10-04T06:02:29Z")

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> [@GWF\_Hefel](#):
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> Is the US to blame for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine?

Of course. As someone on Twitter pointed out, “the war in Ukraine was manufactured, packaged and delivered by the clinton/biden/kagan/neocon/dem juggernaut.” [sic] This Twit (snerk) is friends with similar room-temperature IQs who proclaim that White Nationalists and the LGBTQ mafia are partners in the New ‘GloboHomo’ World Order.

Yes, I’m hijacking a little bit, but just reminding my fellow Dopers: It’s a jungle out there, and the chimps are throwing the feces like popcorn.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7621 "2022-10-04T09:28:22Z")

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Hey, why be insulting to Chimps?

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7622 "2022-10-04T14:44:12Z")

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My apologies to Lancelot Link.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7623 "2022-10-04T19:54:08Z")

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Nothing says “troll” like having to say “I have no malicious intent here”:

> [@Please change the name of this thread {done}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-change-the-name-of-this-thread/972714):
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> Unbeknowst to me, a thread was created to spin off of some comments I made in the Russian refugee thread. The title of the thread is inflammatory and does not align with my arguments, I would appreciate it if the title was changed. I did not mean to create a hijack. but it is not fair to name it that. Honestly it seems malicious and I have no malicious intent here.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7624 "2022-10-04T19:57:06Z")

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I’m breaking my own rules by engaging with said Troll, but dammit it, I want him to own it or end it.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7625 "2022-10-04T19:57:17Z")

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Sure does seem to have some concerns tho.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7626 "2022-10-04T20:00:07Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> I’m breaking my own rules by engaging with said Troll, but dammit it, I want him to own it or end it.

Yeah, I’m suddenly having trouble stopping on this one. Enough with the vague assertions already!

_sigh_ I probably just need to grab some lunch.

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7627 "2022-10-04T20:15:35Z")

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I am not a troll. I might have differing viewpoints from you but that is not the same thing

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7628 "2022-10-04T20:16:30Z")

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Who’s this **amb\*\*\*\*d** poster with the fruity emoji thread in FQ? I get a strong troll vibe from the post and the hidden profile.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7629 "2022-10-04T20:28:52Z")

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No, you’re a troll AND a sock. A Trock.

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7630 "2022-10-04T20:30:56Z")

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I am neither

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7631 "2022-10-04T20:31:34Z")

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Trock.

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7632 "2022-10-04T20:33:37Z")

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I really am not, I am a long time lurker. I had a a few posts during covid, and then I never posted until now. The welcome has been… less than warm lol

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7633 "2022-10-04T20:33:54Z")

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> [@WellHelloThere](#):
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> I am neither

Given your responses in the name-change thread, you are at the very least an asshole.

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7634 "2022-10-04T20:34:19Z")

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Which thread?

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7635 "2022-10-04T20:34:36Z")

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Your pal Putin thought he’d receive a warmer welcome, too.

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7636 "2022-10-04T20:34:58Z")

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Oh just go away with that junk

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7637 "2022-10-04T20:35:06Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> Who’s this **amb\*\*\*\*d** poster with the fruity emoji thread in FQ? I get a strong troll vibe from the post and the hidden profile.

They’ve been posting here for more than 20 years. I don’t think they’re a troll, just (in that OP) a [mildly](https://teachpeacenow.com/skin-color-names/) [racist](https://www.ylva-publishing.com/2018/05/29/avoiding-racism-writing-coffee-honey-colors/) asshole with their “chocolate brown” fetishizing bullshit…

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7638 "2022-10-04T20:35:07Z")

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> [@WellHelloThere](#):
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> I really am not, I am a long time lurker.

Total Trock material. “long time lurker”. Could it get any more obvious?

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**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7639 "2022-10-04T20:35:36Z")

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Lol fine. Like I care

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