# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7700 "2022-10-04T23:46:02Z")
Leave this thread. Pretend the pit doesn’t exist. Either you’ll flame out or you won’t, but in here all you’re doing is reinforcing peoples’ vibe towards you. Or don’t. Whatever. I don’t spend much time talking about wars **or** beeve balls. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7701 "2022-10-04T23:48:23Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Leave this thread. Pretend the pit doesn’t exist. Either you’ll flame out or you won’t, but in here all you’re doing is reinforcing peoples’ vibe towards you. Seconding. Also, learn how to [use the quote feature](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081). Also, use passable punctuation. Also, understand that this isn’t a chat room. You don’t have to respond to everything. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7702 "2022-10-04T23:49:06Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Also, learn how to [use the quote feature](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081). I saw that edit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7703 "2022-10-04T23:50:55Z")
Lol no prob ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7704 "2022-10-04T23:51:10Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > > [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > > > Also, learn how to [use the quote feature](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/were-all-here-now-what-basic-tutorial/911081). > > I saw that edit. 😉 Fuckin’ Discourse! I need something to kick… @discobot FUCK OFF! ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7705 "2022-10-04T23:51:12Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7706 "2022-10-04T23:51:58Z")
> [@discobot](#): > > Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.  Oh, your tin-plated rectum is mine, fucker! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7707 "2022-10-05T02:33:18Z")
> [@WellHelloThere](#): > > I do have a bad track record with citations, but anyone that knows anything can agree with my main points A wordier version of the classic “My post is my cite.”\* \*(dis)credited to Aldebaran, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7708 "2022-10-05T02:42:43Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > I’d cut dude some slack. He obviously doesn’t know how to use the posting features we take for granted, and his comment was spun off into a new thread with a misleading title that cast a little shade on him from the outset. > > Troll, trock, sock… maybe he is, maybe he ain’t. Either way, he’s not causing major disruption to thread after thread (like some I might–but won’t–mention), so I don’t really care. ⁢ My problem is that they’ve given me enough reason not to believe them. They contradict themselves, claiming to both be an long time lurker but not actually understand anything about the board. They’re deliberately antagonistic, trying to start fights in ATMB. They even used the troll “lol” at the end of a sentence, as that’s clearly the point. I’m a fan of calling this stuff out before it becomes a problem, not waiting to see. And I don’t really get why people seem to be feeling sorry for the guy who continues to be an ass. Sure, maybe he shapes up and becomes a useful poster. It would take work (as they’d need to also start posting thoughtfully, and not just whatever single sentence pops in their head). But they could do it. However, I’ll wait until they give me reason to actually believe them, first. I know several trolls on this board who acted like this guy at first. Trolls I stupidly defended. ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7709 "2022-10-05T02:44:52Z")
I don’t know the mechanics of the board because I was not posting. If that is what you mean. Edit: that is a reply to Big T ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7710 "2022-10-05T02:45:36Z")
@discobot quote ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7711 "2022-10-05T02:45:37Z")
> 🗨 _I endeavour to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot be glad, content with what cannot be mended and patient when there is no redress._ — Elizabeth Montagu ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7712 "2022-10-05T02:46:10Z")
That don’t make no sense! ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7713 "2022-10-05T02:47:56Z")
My track record with citations is bad. I will be improving on that ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7714 "2022-10-05T02:49:18Z")
Please feel free to use male pronouns. Or general ones if you prefer ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7715 "2022-10-05T02:54:11Z")
> [@WellHelloThere](#): > > I stated a very unpopular opinion. It is my opinion, I did not say it to provoke anyone Here’s something I’ve noticed common to trolls here: y’all’s main refuge is “I stated my opinion” as though that’s sacred. Look, everyone has a right to an opinion. What you do not have a right to is for a completely asinine, uninformed, ridiculous opinion to be treated with respect. ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7716 "2022-10-05T02:55:17Z")
But, I never said the last part. ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7717 "2022-10-05T02:56:37Z")
I dont care, guys. It is fine that you dont like my opinion or my absence of punctuation. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7718 "2022-10-05T02:56:55Z")
It’s really not possible to hide behind the first part without meaning the second part, if one’s on the troll-wagon, of course. ---
**Author:** ![WellHelloThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@WellHelloThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WellHelloThere)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7719 "2022-10-05T02:57:33Z")
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