# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7940 "2022-11-24T01:42:46Z")
All of you should cut that out immediately! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7941 "2022-11-24T02:01:58Z")
Sox, drugs and rock and roll ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7942 "2022-11-24T02:24:43Z")
Hands: Hands of Fate! ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7943 "2022-11-24T02:28:39Z")
Hands: Manos del Destino ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7944 "2022-11-24T02:37:32Z")
I haven’t interacted with @hands I practice safe socks ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7945 "2022-11-24T04:09:01Z")
Gosh darn it! ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7946 "2022-11-24T05:13:14Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Esteemed poster **Hands** bumps a thread after 8 months. > > Esteemed posted **Hands** is outed as a trock and banned shortly thereafter. Socks to be them. (what? I was busy all day, so what if I’m late to the party!) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7947 "2022-11-24T13:17:24Z")
Another socksessful pun. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7948 "2022-11-24T14:36:45Z")
Knock it off, you hosers. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7949 "2022-11-24T14:39:36Z")
Sock it to me! ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7950 "2022-11-24T14:50:04Z")
My feet are cold. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7951 "2022-11-24T18:33:00Z")
> [@Ponderoid](#): > > The poster who gives the MacGyver character a bad name finally tipped me to the plonking point in the Colorado Springs attack thread. Now the “what if” game has moved to the Idaho students stabbing thread. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7952 "2022-11-24T19:43:33Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Now the “what if” game has moved to the Idaho students stabbing thread. That whole thread is an orgy of “what-if” by people who breathlessly can’t wait for the facts to emerge. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7953 "2022-11-24T20:16:18Z")
I meant that specific brand of “what if”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7954 "2022-11-26T16:19:11Z")
In the GOP investigation thread, a JAQoffing turd was dropped just recently by someone with a mess of "D"s and "L"s in their name, with a grand total of one post to their credit. “ave you seen the pictures of Joe Biden that are rumored to be on the hard drive? Any evidence as to their validity?” ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7955 "2022-11-26T16:24:56Z")
Those are good posts to flag, not that I will be doing anything in this case. But a first post like that is usually worth bringing to moderator’s attention. This poster doesn’t trigger any action from our checks and the post is absolutely within our rules. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7956 "2022-11-26T16:32:56Z")
Oh sure, I realised it was totally “in bounds”. If the poster chooses to continue, though, I don’t him/her lasting too long. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7957 "2022-11-26T16:40:14Z")
Still smells of sock. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7958 "2022-12-12T18:45:38Z")
What is up with this Fernandez person and their obsession with bumping threads? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/7959 "2022-12-12T18:50:40Z")
Dammit, one letter away from me making a Keith Hernandez/cocaine/bumps joke. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=173) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=175)