# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8000 "2022-12-21T17:35:45Z")

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I figure that 50 years is a reasonable statute of limitations for something like that.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8001 "2022-12-21T17:41:59Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> And continuing the sealioning in ATMB

This troll is also incredibly bad at constructing thread titles. I mean, “If I put ‘IF’”. WTF? Before I saw that it was in ATMB, and who had posted it, I thought it was some moronic grammar question. And I _ **still** _ have no idea what actual point they were trying to make, if any. Perhaps that the Select Committee was stupid for making a criminal referral against Dear Leader?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8002 "2022-12-21T17:42:22Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Probably. I know several conservatives who still bring up her, and her actions during the Vietnam War, as their primary whataboutism example of “the left has traitors too.”

Does this mean that conservatives are going to be whining about not seeing Hunter Biden’s penis in the year 2070?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8003 "2022-12-21T17:42:42Z")

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Ah, I see your confusion you are using the word reasonable where reason doesn’t really exist. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8004 "2022-12-21T18:22:36Z")

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Janus is clearly trolling now.

Or, I should say clearly trolling _again_.

I bow out.

ETA: I’ll also note that they clearly don’t want to continue posting on these boards.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8005 "2022-12-21T18:37:41Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Janus is clearly trolling now.

Janus is clearly banned now.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8006 "2022-12-21T18:42:18Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > [@Atamasama](#):
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> > Janus is clearly trolling now.
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> Janus is clearly banned now. -

I’ll bet his first name is “Hugh”.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8007 "2022-12-21T18:42:34Z")

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Now he is Bannus

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8008 "2022-12-21T18:44:56Z")

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That one caught our attention a while ago but really ramped up the trolling in the last day. The last thread was pure trolling and he is gone.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8009 "2022-12-21T18:54:37Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’ll bet his first name is “Hugh”.

Hah!!

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8010 "2022-12-21T19:41:55Z")

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> [@If I put "IF"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-i-put-if/976907/24):
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> Done. lets see what happens

It’s almost as if the term “FAFO” was invented for this situation.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8011 "2022-12-21T20:11:47Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> A more interesting, but still not particularly interesting, question: why Jane Fonda in particular?

I don’t think that what prompted Sir Mix-a-Lot’s 1992 reference to “playin’ workout tapes by Fonda” in “Baby Got Back” was Jane Fonda’s Vietnam-era activism, but rather the stupendous commercial success of her 1980s workout videos.

You young’uns might not remember it, but Jane Fonda was basically THE face of the female fitness industry in the 1980s, regardless of any lingering “Hanoi Jane” resentments (which I doubt the 1963-born Seattleite rapper was particularly involved with anyway).

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8012 "2022-12-21T21:06:45Z")

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His next handle will undoubtedly be “Drectum”

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8013 "2022-12-21T23:07:05Z")

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I think that’s called projection, since it’s obvious that what conservatives are concerned with is not the imagery but the fact that tech companies, the media, and intelligence/law enforcement are in collusion to suppress factual information on false pretenses in order to manipulate an election outcome. It’s no surprise since that’s standard MO for leftists.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8014 "2022-12-21T23:12:31Z")

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Suppress factual information? You needed to see Hunter’s dick pics to be certain he has one?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8015 "2022-12-21T23:18:36Z")

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C’mon, DNFTT

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8016 "2022-12-21T23:21:09Z")

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Hey, Octo, I’m willing to kick your ass again in a debate, but I have better things to do than help you adjust to your latent desires to see Hunter Biden’s cock.

But! Those feelings? They’re OK man! We’ll still love you regardless of your desires! Sorry they were thwarted by Jack Dorsey!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8017 "2022-12-21T23:21:59Z")

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Dammit, why can’t I listen to my own good advice? 😂

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8018 "2022-12-21T23:28:56Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Does this mean that conservatives are going to be whining about not seeing Hunter Biden’s penis in the year 2070?

> [@octopus](#):
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> I think that’s called projection, since it’s obvious that what conservatives are concerned with is not the imagery but the fact that tech companies, the media, and intelligence/law enforcement are in collusion to suppress factual information on false pretenses in order to manipulate an election outcome. It’s no surprise since that’s standard MO for leftists.

… yes. Yes they will, EP.

Jesus Christ octo, you sound like the biggest whiner. What sort of _man_ talks like this? Drop the whining, face up to the fact that your policies are unpopular, stop blaming everyone else for your moral and intellectual failures, and be better than… :waves hands: … this.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8019 "2022-12-21T23:59:34Z")

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It’s just cabin fever.

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