# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8060 "2022-12-22T15:20:21Z")
We were all so innocent back then. Models built from toothpicks proving 9/11 was an inside job perpetrated by lizard people from the earth’s core. Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8061 "2022-12-22T15:26:43Z")
That’s absurd. You need popsicle sticks at least to model the effects produced by the kind of explosives the lizard people use. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8062 "2022-12-22T15:32:47Z")
Actually, the latest was its not aliens behind it but Israelis with an in to norads computers. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8063 "2022-12-22T15:36:31Z")
Jewish lizard people with popsicle stick skyscraper models designed by NORAD computers? Sounds more fun than the political crazy we’ve been getting lately. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8064 "2022-12-22T15:55:45Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/BNpmJVa10PU/hqdefault.jpg "Reverse Vampires") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNpmJVa10PU) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8065 "2022-12-22T18:07:11Z")
Who might that be? ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8066 "2022-12-23T00:07:06Z")
@RitterSport, now I’m afraid you’ve said too much. I hope for your sake you haven’t run your toothbrush through tap water lately. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8067 "2022-12-23T07:28:18Z")
You know what bothers me? This eight legged thing… I thought it was 8 arms so I looked it up to see and guess what? It’s 6 arms and 2 legs. Just a fyi. ---
**Author:** ![ByuBilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@ByuBilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ByuBilly)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8068 "2022-12-23T15:36:53Z")
“every accusation is a confession” my favourite line that has allowed me to get 90% of my declared trump supporting southerner family to disavow their party and now say “we’re independent” (of course until someone slightly less odious appears then the excuses that it’s a new day etc will start and back to square one). I also printed out that meme that has the convicted pedo’s from the republican party mixed with the non convicted with “family values” on it. Poster size and sent it to each one. (my family are trolls to each other its all done in love , these are canadian conservatives picking on american conservatives heh). Don’t worry we also get each other over our own issues (we have a trump now Mr. Poillevre… so we tease each other too). ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2022, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8069 "2022-12-23T17:48:28Z")
Your irony meter must be broken. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8070 "2022-12-26T18:20:03Z")
**ATMB: Rules on access SD with a VPN** It’s not just me, right? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8071 "2022-12-26T18:20:21Z")
No, not just you. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8072 "2022-12-31T02:17:47Z")
New guy in “aircraft 7g turn for two seconds” thread in IMHO. Looks like they are going to be very argumentative, may be a thread to break out the popcorn for. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8073 "2022-12-31T02:34:44Z")
Closed already. I think we can safely assume that pek or hash didn’t choose the pek. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8074 "2022-12-31T02:36:26Z")
They are persistent. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8075 "2022-12-31T02:36:27Z")
And he’s posted the same question in a new thread. ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8076 "2022-12-31T02:37:25Z")
Fastest banning ever? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8077 "2022-12-31T02:38:07Z")
It was pretty clear from the OP this guy was full of shit. Obvious troll. Good riddance. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8078 "2022-12-31T02:38:28Z")
> [@steronz](#): > > Fastest banning ever? He pulled 9g as he was booted. I didn’t get a video of it, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8079 "2022-12-31T02:39:21Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > > [@steronz](#): > > > > Fastest banning ever? > > He pulled 9g. I didn’t get a video of it, unfortunately. = Then it doesn’t count. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=181)