# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8080 "2022-12-31T07:05:11Z")

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@Honorius in the Ratzinger thread seems like a real keeper…

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8081 "2022-12-31T14:24:29Z")

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Was the thread cornfielded or am I just not searching hard enough.

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8082 "2022-12-31T14:43:28Z")

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Cornfielded.

j

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8083 "2022-12-31T14:46:00Z")

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Thanks

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8084 "2022-12-31T22:25:09Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> @Honorius in the Ratzinger thread seems like a real keeper…

I have the popcorn ready on that one.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8085 "2022-12-31T22:37:28Z")

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My theory that Honorius _is_ Ratzinger is looky a bit shaky, though.

Hold on, he hasn’t posted today, has he?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8086 "2023-01-01T08:09:37Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Hold on, he hasn’t posted today, has he?

I’m afraid so - now he’s calling Indo-European languages a German hoax.

I’m suspecting Russian troll, myself.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8087 "2023-01-01T08:35:56Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> @Honorius in the Ratzinger thread seems like a real keeper…

Good heavens, what a rabbit hole that is…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8088 "2023-01-01T08:55:51Z")

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Yeah, that guy’s got more issues than a magazine hoarder’s attic.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8089 "2023-01-01T16:23:15Z")

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Considering they only post / read the one thread, it puzzles me. Most trolls go for a bigger splash and wreck multiple threads. Of course, most of our recent trolls are Trocks, so I’m probably biased.

Bu the whole ‘my opinions are facts and require no support, yours are valueless misinformation and cannot be taken seriously by _true_ scholars’ is trollspeak beyond a doubt.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8090 "2023-01-01T16:36:58Z")

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It did have a certain vintage flavour to it, like that pyramid fountains guy or the other one that was banging on about … rectangular fields or some such thing.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8091 "2023-01-02T16:00:08Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> It did have a certain vintage flavour to it, like that pyramid fountains guy or the other one that was banging on about … rectangular fields or some such thing

I just read through the thread, and yeah, that reads more “crackbrain True Believer” than “troll”, to me.

I love when guys like that show up on the Dope, because I usually learn something interesting from the Dopers who shoot him down. I learned a lot about Egyptology in that **cladking** (the “ramps are debunked” guy) thread. I will give ol’ claddy credit: he was never _rude_ to anyone who disagreed with him.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8092 "2023-01-02T16:55:25Z")

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Well, yes, not rude. If one ignores how insulting he was by pushing ideas proposed first by ancient alien proponents (That his ideas were just a bit more original does not change that the few times he finally posted links to “his best evidence” those links were usually links to ancient alien crank believers).

After a lifetime of seeing their efforts, I have to agree with other skeptics that there is a lot of implied racism in that kind of effort.

> **[Close encounters of the racist kind](https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/01/02/close-encounters-racist-kind)**
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> The modern far right is crisscrossed with pseudo-scientific research into lost Aryan super-civilizations, biblical giants, ancient astronauts and the occasional inter-dimensional alien.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8093 "2023-01-02T17:51:41Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Well, yes, not rude. If one ignores how insulting he was by pushing ideas proposed first by ancient alien proponents (That his ideas were just a bit more original does not change that the few times he finally posted links to “his best evidence” those links were usually links to ancient alien crank believers).
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> After a lifetime of seeing their efforts, I have to agree with other skeptics that there is a lot of implied racism in that kind of effort
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> [https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/01/02/close-encounters-racist-kind](https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/01/02/close-encounters-racist-kind)

Oh, yeah, there’s definitely not-so-subtle racism in “ancient aliens” conspiracy theories. Not unlike the 19th c. Europeans who found Great Zimbabwe and promptly made up a lost white civilization to account for it; surely nothing so impressive could have been built by _black Africans_, what what?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8094 "2023-01-02T21:33:18Z")

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It’s official now, he is banned for trolling or something effectively equal to trolling.  
I also closed the thread as it was from 2005 and a complete mess at this point.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2023, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8095 "2023-01-03T07:32:38Z")

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Good work!

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8096 "2023-01-04T18:38:08Z")

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And now our Russian film buff is back making odd observations about Grace Kelly, who I dare say a majority of American under 40 wouldn’t recognize in any event

Troll or just an asshole. Works out to the same either way

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8097 "2023-01-04T19:20:37Z")

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Not to mention “Olive Lathem” (who??)

(She wrote “Vladimir Damarov”)

(Oh. Right.)

(ooops - closed just now.)

j

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8098 "2023-01-04T19:25:12Z")

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It was Trolls all the way down.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8099 "2023-01-04T20:26:32Z")

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Hope the turtles are OK

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