# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8120 "2023-01-05T15:34:27Z")
I’ve seen the alternate ending of that troll. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8121 "2023-01-05T15:38:08Z")
I think they’re the same poster. Probably a name change during migration? The one stopped posting as soon as the other joined. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8122 "2023-01-05T15:38:51Z")
I was just going to say the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8123 "2023-01-05T16:08:41Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > I think they’re the same poster. Yeah, both have the same bugaboo in the form of Jordan Peterson. I checked yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8124 "2023-01-07T10:19:37Z")
[This has to be pure trolling](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-women-not-built-to-experience-sexual-attraction-to-strangers-are-womens-sexual-attraction-limited-only-to-their-well-known-person/977827). ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8125 "2023-01-07T10:44:48Z")
Damn, you just beat me to it by 15 minutes! 😃 Yeah, poster who joined one hour ago wants to explain to us exactly how women are “built” to experience sexual attraction. We are fortunate to have a number of such extraordinary pontificators on board, like the sages of the New Physics who are able to explain to us why the theory of relativity is completely wrong, and what gravity really is. Sadly, many of these brilliant visionaries opening up revolutionary vistas of new knowledge end up getting banned. I blame a conspiracy of Big Science. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8126 "2023-01-07T11:02:10Z")
Does pathetic always = Troll? This pathetic troll is just pathetic. I could add misogynistic in there, but I think the pathetic part wins. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8127 "2023-01-07T11:19:05Z")
Dammit. Cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8128 "2023-01-07T11:20:32Z")
That explains it … i was reading it at the time ! ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8129 "2023-01-07T11:20:35Z")
Ah well. That’s a 1/2 hour I’ll never get back. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8130 "2023-01-07T11:21:17Z")
Aww, poop. I was just getting out the lawnchair… ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8131 "2023-01-07T11:21:21Z")
Gonna assume he was a sock… and I was, I think, getting in some good zingers. Well, probably for the best. Have better ways to spend my Saturday morn… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8132 "2023-01-07T11:21:37Z")
Oddly enough, it was a spammer. But maybe the weirdest spam I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8133 "2023-01-07T11:24:02Z")
Hmm. I can still read the thread since I opened it before he was sent to oblivion. I thought Discourse automatically reloaded the thread, or at least that is how my memory limited tablet works. Huh, can’t scroll past post 19 (of 29)… ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8134 "2023-01-07T17:49:47Z")
It stopped for me at post 17; I assume that was where I was when @What_Exit dropped the hammer. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8135 "2023-01-07T17:52:03Z")
> [@saje](#): > > Ah well. That’s a 1/2 hour I’ll never get back And you looked like you were about to lay an epic smackdown, too, that I was looking forward to reading - I only got halfway through the thread before it was banished. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8136 "2023-01-07T18:17:06Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Oddly enough, it was a spammer. But maybe the weirdest spam I’ve seen. Now I’m intrigued. Couldn’t a trophy wall be set up where those of us late to the party can get a taste? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8137 "2023-01-07T18:43:39Z")
So I think I was wrong about the spammer part, just a troll using a VPN common to spammers. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8138 "2023-01-07T20:19:37Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Couldn’t a trophy wall be set up where those of us late to the party can get a taste? It would also be a trophy wall for the trolls. No thanks. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8139 "2023-01-07T21:01:03Z")
I understand the reasoning, but I always feel a little sad when I miss a particularly weird-sounding troll. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=182) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=184)