# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8140 "2023-01-07T22:23:31Z")
Me too! I feel like I missed a party. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8141 "2023-01-07T22:26:51Z")
The Interweb is overstuffed with weird-sounding trolls, so having a lower percentage of "w-st"s in our small corner doesn’t bother me at all. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8142 "2023-01-07T22:27:54Z")
You didn’t miss much, just a random mansplaining troll saying (at excruciating length) that women aren’t and can’t be turned on by a man they don’t know. Apparently we don’t lust like men do … 🙄 On the other hand he did me a favor because I was reminded of the time I drove 20 min past my own exit to keep behind a guy on a motorcycle. He had a full face helmet on but only a T-shirt and jeans, and because he was on a cafe-style bike his shirt was flying up his back. He was compact and lean, and had THE most beautiful back muscling … That’s all I could really see, but it was enough for an enjoyable scenic drive 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8143 "2023-01-07T22:44:57Z")
So you are proving that women can be turned on by men they don’t know by confessing to being a stalker…? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8144 "2023-01-07T23:51:02Z")
A _sex-crazed_ stalker, actually… Saje upon getting home: [![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52613908388_2bc762b088.jpg "7db8ffa5-7f43-429b-99b4-d1ba496cdeee") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/68782016@N08/52613908388/) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8145 "2023-01-08T00:10:49Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Damn, you just beat me to it by 15 minutes! 😃 It must have been a crime of opportunity! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8146 "2023-01-08T01:30:57Z")
Nah, not active stalkerism. Where I lived at the time was very rural, and the highway intersections were far apart and occasionally no on ramp just off. I missed my exit and had to go a long way to get back on track. As we were going the same direction on the highway and at the same speed I inadvertently had more time to admire the bike rider than I should have. I got to my turn-back exit and got off, he kept on to wherever he needed to be. A nice interlude. No stalking, no stress, no drool, just admiration for a well tuned physique. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8147 "2023-01-08T01:40:21Z")
> [@saje](#): > > You didn’t miss much, just a random mansplaining troll saying (at excruciating length) that women aren’t and can’t be turned on by a man they don’t know. Chris Hemsworth must know a **lot** of women then. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8148 "2023-01-08T04:46:12Z")
Nope. No euphemisms here at all. Not a one. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2023, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8149 "2023-01-08T04:47:46Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Chris Hemsworth must know a **lot** of women then. Yeah, he apparently knows my wife, my best friend, and a number of other female friends of mine. (They all seem to know Hugh Jackman, too!) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2023, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8150 "2023-01-09T10:50:40Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Yeah, poster who joined one hour ago wants to explain to us exactly how women are “built” to experience sexual attraction. [I think I’ve read the manual for that](https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Build-Girl-Caitlin-Moran/dp/0091949009). ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8151 "2023-01-12T07:57:38Z")
Wooah - two suspensions in a short amount of time (D’Anconia, AK84). Mods starting New Year off with a bang. One of those is definitely a troll and I hope it becomes permanent. The other’s just an abrasive asshole who likes to get personal, but functionally, I guess there’s not much of a difference. He does sometimes post stuff of value though, does D’Anconia _ever_? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8152 "2023-01-12T08:36:53Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > He does sometimes post stuff of value though, does D’Anconia _ever_? Does generating recreational outrage count? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8153 "2023-01-12T08:38:59Z")
I read that as outages ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8154 "2023-01-12T09:11:31Z")
How did I miss the announcement of AK84’s suspension? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8155 "2023-01-12T09:41:55Z")
It was just in the thread, no ATMB posting like for D’A, although AK’s dedicated Pit thread was [bumped](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pitting-ak84/972007/40). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8156 "2023-01-12T10:22:24Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > How did I miss the announcement of AK84’s suspension? You didn’t miss much. Basically he dropped a banal but pointless insult into a Factual Questions thread, but he had a long list of previous infractions that collectively pushed him over the line. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8157 "2023-01-12T11:56:08Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > He does sometimes post stuff of value though, does D’Anconia _ever_? No… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8158 "2023-01-12T12:00:54Z")
AK’s suspension is still being discussed in the modloop. That is why no announcement as of yet. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8159 "2023-01-12T21:47:27Z")
You heard it here first (well maybe) but the former poster known as AK84 has been banned, and per ECG’s notice, was a long time coming. > [@AK84 has been banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ak84-has-been-banned/978133): > > For a continued pattern of personal insults and refusing to abide by SDMB rules, AK84 has been banned. Links to warnings: Personal Insults: [Are cities in Europe cold and dark due to lack of Russian gas? - #13](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-cities-in-europe-cold-and-dark-due-to-lack-of-russian-gas/977988/13) Personal Insults: [Would Chauvin have been convicted of anything if the BLM protests hadn't involved violence? - #15](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-chauvin-have-been-convicted-of-anything-if-the-blm-protests-hadnt-involved-violence/942797/15) Personal Insults: [Rockets from Gaza - #25 by Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rockets-from-gaza/833561/25) Personal Insults: [Are accusations of raicsm/sexism/bigotry abused? - #52 by Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/are-accusations-of-raicsm-sexism-bigotry-abused/821332/52) Personal Insults: [Election tamperin…](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/election-tampering-by-russia-is-it-karma/800362/33) I already updated their personal pit thread, but for anyone who missed the Ban notice above, I felt it was worth a mention since What\_Exit left some of us hoping with crossed fingers… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=183) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=185)