# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8240 "2023-01-23T15:51:00Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> How did I do what? It’s a vimeo link

I couldn’t see the link. What I saw was an entirely blank post, and I thought you had done that on purpose.

I understand what happened now. – Usually, when links don’t show in the post, there’s something there I can click on which will bring the link up in that fashion, or at least something to tell me there’s a link which I either can’t get at or can’t get at without disabling or enabling something. But apparently some won’t come through at all. Thanks for description.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8241 "2023-01-23T23:22:29Z")

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Cham2 is back to chumming their ‘Democrats should stop talking about social issues’ - this time I couldn’t avoid commenting on one of his blanket assumptions - I know, DNFTT, but hoo boy.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8242 "2023-01-23T23:57:44Z")

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Yes, he’s a damn Trock of someone. He’s also dumb. I don’t usually play with those kind of dopes, but I’m sick and cranky today so I was allowing myself to dabble a bit. It’s not helping me feel less cranky though. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8243 "2023-01-24T00:09:00Z")

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I give everyone there bonus points for not calling him a disingenuous asshole.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8244 "2023-01-24T00:11:10Z")

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I’m trying to keep a clean slate, warnings-wise.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8245 "2023-01-24T00:13:23Z")

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most of my prior warnings are for calling obvious trolls names outside of the pit. I’d like to think these warnings were wiped clean after the banning of said trolls. But probably not.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8246 "2023-01-24T00:17:11Z")

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I don’t think so, no. I’m not going to let some obvious troll like **Cham2** earn me a warning. I wonder if he’s actually Mike Piazza, given the way he’s constantly fellating that guy in the thread. Can’t blow yourself in real life? Come to the Straight Dope and troll up a self-administered blowjob!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8247 "2023-01-24T00:38:28Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I’d like to think these warnings were wiped clean after the banning of said trolls. But probably not.

No, troll stains are really hard to get out.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8248 "2023-01-24T00:54:31Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Cham2 is back to chumming their ‘Democrats should stop talking about social issues’ - this time I couldn’t avoid commenting on one of his blanket assumptions - I know, DNFTT, but hoo boy.

Yeah, I know. Me, too. I just can’t get over his unhealthy obsession with Mike Piazza.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8249 "2023-01-24T00:59:23Z")

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It’s really, really bizarre. Piazza saved New York? Weirdest troll flex I can remember for quite awhile.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8250 "2023-01-24T01:01:25Z")

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Well, we were all sad and stuff and Mike Piazza hit a homerun and everybody was so happy there was no more racism!

If there’s more to his “argument” I haven’t seen it.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8251 "2023-01-24T01:02:16Z")

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I think he is **CHealy7** , who gifted us [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-i-be-the-only-person-stunned-at-just-how-badly-president-joe-biden-is-doing/949851). Note the number at the end of both handles.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8252 "2023-01-24T01:03:47Z")

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Yeah, trying not to feed that troll, but surely it will be gone soon. No way this isn’t a trock.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8253 "2023-01-24T01:06:11Z")

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Maybe they saw the title of this video and ran with it:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/hQhH6yZ8lxw/maxresdefault.jpg "Mike Piazza's post-9/11 homer helps NY heal") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhH6yZ8lxw)

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**Author:** ![DeadTreasSecretaries](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deadtreassecretaries/32/4817_2.png) [@DeadTreasSecretaries](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadTreasSecretaries)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8254 "2023-01-24T01:48:01Z")

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Seems an awful lot like Yankees1996Champs.

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**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8255 "2023-01-24T02:41:00Z")

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GD thread is closed and he has moved seamlessly over to the Game Room to continue bloviating about Mike Piazza.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8256 "2023-01-24T02:56:49Z")

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The GR thread is a wonderful mess of confusion.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8257 "2023-01-24T03:04:44Z")

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Having attempted to read the GD thread, I now strongly suspect that the person going on about Mike Piazza is Mike Piazza. (Who I join many of the other posters in never having heard of. I regret having done so now.)

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8258 "2023-01-24T03:12:27Z")

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38 posts in that disaster of a thread. What a waste of my time.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8259 "2023-01-24T03:17:32Z")

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