# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8340 "2023-01-27T14:19:35Z")
I looked him up. He lives in Italy and coaches an Italian National Baseball Team. Sounds Un-American to me. šŸ˜ ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8341 "2023-01-27T14:27:14Z")
America: Love it or leave it. Looks like Piazza doesnā€™t love America. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8342 "2023-01-27T14:28:21Z")
He already unified America, now heā€™s unifying the whole world. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8343 "2023-01-27T14:33:20Z")
He unified Little Italy, and now heā€™s unifying Other Italy! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8344 "2023-01-27T14:34:50Z")
> [@lum\_s\_husband](#): > > There is a little bit of Mike Piazza in all good people Ewwwww ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8345 "2023-01-27T16:00:09Z")
But does he love pizza? ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8346 "2023-01-27T16:34:02Z")
Actually, I heard that he likes pizza so much that heā€™s going into the business. Heā€™s already got a location right in the middle of a small northern Italian town and plans to call the place Mike Piazzaā€™s Pizza on the Piazza. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8347 "2023-01-27T17:09:44Z")
> [@lum\_s\_husband](#): > > There is a little bit of Mike Piazza in all good people. But Mike Piazza has no [Elvis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpb4ZAAP6Z4) in him! There, I said it. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8348 "2023-01-27T19:00:37Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Heā€™s already got a location right in the middle of a **small northern Italian town** and plans to call the place Mike Piazzaā€™s Pizza on the Piazza. [my bold] You _almost_ hit it out of the park like Mike, but did you miss out part of the punchline? **Mike Piazzaā€™s Pizza on the Pienza Piazza** ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8349 "2023-01-27T19:23:31Z")
I just like the simple name ā€œMike Piazza Pizza Plazaā€. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8350 "2023-01-27T19:54:19Z")
That name does have pizzazz. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8351 "2023-01-27T19:56:18Z")
I can never find the rules. Iā€™m allowed to call someone a liar in the Pit, right? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8352 "2023-01-27T19:57:49Z")
Hell, you can call them a motherfucker. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8353 "2023-01-27T19:58:55Z")
I just donā€™t think I ever had the urge to specifically call someone a liar before, and it suddenly occurred to me that there might be an exception for that. ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8354 "2023-01-27T20:00:38Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Mike Piazzaā€™s Pizza on the Pienza Piazza In northern Italy, shouldnā€™t that be Pazzo Pizza di Mike Piazza nella Piazza Pienza? ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8355 "2023-01-27T20:02:59Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Iā€™m allowed to call someone a liar in the Pit, right? Is it me? I know my handle is RitterSport, but Iā€™m not actually chocolate and my real name is George Santos. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8356 "2023-01-27T20:04:14Z")
Oh, and next youā€™re going to tell me you arenā€™t really German! Iā€™m so hurt. Iā€™ve lost all faith. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8357 "2023-01-27T20:04:24Z")
I would just call that an elaboration. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8358 "2023-01-27T20:08:37Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > Oh, and next youā€™re going to tell me you arenā€™t really German! Iā€™m Jew-ish Brazilian. No, wait! Iā€™m American. Hold on! Iā€™m a lizard person. (I really am half-Jewish, and also half-German, not Brazilian at all, for what itā€™s worth. Practically nothing) @Riemann, so anyway, who are you calling a liar? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8359 "2023-01-27T20:11:14Z")
Continuing the discussion from [Accusations of Lying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/accusations-of-lying/941387/4): > [@Accusations of Lying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/accusations-of-lying/941387/4): > > The rule against lying is GD / P&E specific. That has not changed. > > ā€¦ > > In most other forums, while there is no specific prohibition of lying, many accusations of lying would be considered as an attack upon the user, which is forbidden outside of the Pit. This would be moderated on a case by case basis. > [@Accusations of Lying](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/accusations-of-lying/941387/5): > > As always, the Pit would be an exception. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=193) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=195)