# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8360 "2023-01-27T20:24:15Z")

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Calling someone a liar in the Pit is just a common greeting.

The only interactions I see moderated regularly are bigotry (racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, etc.), physical threats or wishing someone harm (even a non-specific meme like “die in a fire”), and really REALLY blatant trolling or doxxing.

Personal attacks, accusations of lying and trolling, calling someone a racist, those things aren’t just okay, they’re why the Pit is here really. Someone is being a lying racist shithead but not egregiously enough for moderator action, call them out on it here.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8361 "2023-01-27T20:26:27Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> But Mike Piazza has no [Elvis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpb4ZAAP6Z4) in him!

You beat me to it.

Does Michael J. Fox have any Mike Piazza in him?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8362 "2023-01-27T20:31:41Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> @Riemann, so anyway, who are you calling a liar?

It’s probably the least original person one could imagine, since there’s a 400-post Pit thread dedicated to him lying. But it was amusing that even when the facts _did_ strongly support his point in the Musk thread, Sam Stone still just could help but throw in a couple of unnecessary “errors”. It just seems to be compulsive with him.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8363 "2023-01-27T20:44:53Z")

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Oh. Him. Our resident old fart, a man so propagandized that he couldn’t help but bring politics into the ‘journalism is bad’ thread (post 25). A man so pitiful he whines about how he is being treated, yet still comes back for more abuse.

Must be lonely where he lives. Me, I like hanging out with people who like me (hi!). Perhaps Sam doesn’t have that option in real life either, and electronic rejection is more than likely less painful than in-person rejection.

Still, it’s weird behavior.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8364 "2023-01-27T20:50:27Z")

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Oh Sam. I thought it may have been our associate from Yorkshire

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8365 "2023-01-27T21:05:25Z")

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No, he’s bravely telling the truth.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8366 "2023-01-27T23:33:26Z")

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Ahem. _I_ am George Santos, thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8367 "2023-01-27T23:34:05Z")

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You’re calling yourself susan?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8368 "2023-01-27T23:35:47Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Ahem. _I_ am George Santos, thank you very much.

I AM George Santos, and so’s my wife!

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2023, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8369 "2023-01-27T23:38:55Z")

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George Susan Devolder Santoski.

ETA: Sorry, I meant The Divine Miss Thing George Susan Devolder Santoski. It’s a Jewish-ish name.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8370 "2023-01-28T00:46:30Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> I just don’t think I ever had the urge to specifically call someone a liar before, and it suddenly occurred to me that there might be an exception for that.

I think the Pit is the only place that you CAN do that. Same goes for calling someone racist.

Or, you know, what everyone else already said. 😞

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8371 "2023-01-28T00:47:28Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Calling someone a liar in the Pit is just a common greeting.

This is _such_ bullshit.

(Hi!)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8372 "2023-01-28T00:48:10Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I AM George Santos, and so’s my wife!

I love you all, but this is taking the gag (heh) too far. Back away from the joke.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8373 "2023-01-28T00:59:06Z")

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I am Agador Spartacus!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8374 "2023-01-28T01:01:59Z")

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**slicedalone** seems like fun. Currently in P&E, arguing that it doesn’t matter if Trump serves any time in jail. It’s everyone else involved, you see, that should bear the consequences of his incompetence.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8375 "2023-01-28T01:14:17Z")

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He claims to be a “leftie”, but he sure spends a lot of time worrying about what the right wing thinks.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8376 "2023-01-28T01:15:27Z")

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To be fair, a lot of people here _are_ concerned of what the Right Wing thinks.

Too concerned.

> [@US voters: Are you afraid of the other side, and to what extent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/us-voters-are-you-afraid-of-the-other-side-and-to-what-extent/953659):
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> When I see people wearing MAGA hats, I cringe inwardly. But when I see people with depictions of actual assault rifles on the backs of their pickup trucks, I get genuinely frightened. What’s their limit break? What’s going to set them off? So I don’t wear hats or T-shirts in public demonstrating that I’m a Democrat; my bumper stickers from [MoveOn.org](http://MoveOn.org) are left on my kitchen counter; and I don’t express my political views unless I’m with close friends, or I’m anonymous. I’m seriously afraid t…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8377 "2023-01-28T01:21:51Z")

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He isn’t scared about what they think-he is concerned that they might not like what is going on. Instead of giving his own opinion, he will report on the supposed opinions of the right.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8378 "2023-01-28T01:41:56Z")

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Don’t you mean “Jewish adjacent”?

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8379 "2023-01-28T02:00:55Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I AM George Santos, and so’s my wife!

That’s bigamy!

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