# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8460 "2023-02-11T17:03:52Z")
Well, to be fair, cephalopods don’t actually have any feces to smear. They produce nitrogenous waste via paired nephridia. The result comes out their syphon, and is sometimes colloquially called a “poop noodle”. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8461 "2023-02-11T17:09:32Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > sometimes colloquially called a “poop noodle”. Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8462 "2023-02-11T17:28:13Z")
I’m one of the rare liberals on the board who was sorry to see **Shodan** go. I didn’t agree with his politics, and he certainly could be an asshole at times; but I never thought of him as a troll. That’s because he wasn’t just about arguing and needling the libs; he would also post in Cafe Society and other fora. He had interests beyond politics that he liked to discuss. In other words, he wasn’t a one-trick pony; he contributed more to the board than just vitriol. **Octopus** , on the other hand; does he post _anywhere_ other than the Pit? Does he ever talk about his favorite video games in GR, or the most interesting car he saw today in MPSIMP? So far as I can tell, his only reason for being here is to throw around words like “hive mind” and “wokeism”. It’s like the only thing he knows how to use is his poop noodle. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8463 "2023-02-11T17:32:19Z")
Also on board with sorrow that **Shodan** couldn’t stay within the rules. **Clothahump** also, but he had issues for sure, but I enjoyed his posting in Café. Probably helps I was a big fan for the Spellsinger series. I’ve seen **Octopus** outside of the Pit and Politics and he wasn’t bad at all. I’m not sure the last time I saw him outside of those. But he stays within the rules mostly. He did manage to piss me off one day, but that was all in the Pit, poster to poster. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8464 "2023-02-11T18:03:04Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > …does he post _anywhere_ other than the Pit? I thought he considered the Pit too pottymouthed, though. 🤷‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8465 "2023-02-11T18:09:53Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > **Clothahump** also, but he had issues for sure, but I enjoyed his posting in Café. Probably helps I was a big fan for the Spellsinger series. Not many of those around. But I was doubly annoyed with Clothahump for sullying the name and my memories of the series any time I read one of his posts. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8466 "2023-02-11T18:13:46Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > **Clothahump** also, but he had issues for sure, but I enjoyed his posting in Café. If only he had avoided discussing politics down here in the Pit… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8467 "2023-02-11T18:22:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Well, to be fair, cephalopods don’t actually have any feces to smear. They produce nitrogenous waste via paired nephridia. The result comes out their syphon, and is sometimes colloquially called a “poop noodle”. That would be their analogue to urine, not to feces. They must surely also have some fraction of their food that they’re not able to completely digest, and which they must therefore expel. ---
**Author:** ![Amikejo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/amikejo/32/13637_2.png) [@Amikejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amikejo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8468 "2023-02-11T18:37:30Z")
Sounds hawt. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8469 "2023-02-11T18:48:41Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > **Octopus** , on the other hand; does he post _anywhere_ other than the Pit? Sure! He also complaints in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8470 "2023-02-11T18:49:14Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I’ve seen **Octopus** outside of the Pit and Politics and he wasn’t bad at all. I’m not sure the last time I saw him outside of those. But he stays within the rules mostly. He did manage to piss me off one day, but that was all in the Pit, poster to poster. He made this post just a couple of days ago. > [@Tyre Nichols death - discussion as the video comes out](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tyre-nichols-death-discussion-as-the-video-comes-out/978910/324): > > With regards to the OP, our police system is embarrassingly bad and I’m not sure what the solution is. Qualified immunity and those strong civil service protections need to go. Very stiff penalties for tampering with cameras and intimidation of witnesses need to be implemented. That would be a start. Anyways these police murdering people and police brutality incidents are far too common and are literally sickening and I feel terrible for the suffering that that man and his family went and are g… He’s not all bad. ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8471 "2023-02-11T19:02:15Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > He’s not all bad. I’ve seen him post a few times of late and thought that he’s mellowed a bit. So I just clicked and scanned back some posts, and while he still occasionally goes on a mindless posting spree, the signal to noise ratio does seem to be better, albeit from a very low bar. It’s been quite a while since he started a brouhaha in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8472 "2023-02-11T19:04:45Z")
I want to point out that even when he’s not shrieking at us, Octopus has STILL made himself the center of this thread, AGAIN. The Monocled One is practically a genius at this. Still, I can see him as the local team/school mascot in a threadbare and cheesy outfit, that everyone is embarrassed by, but still considers part of the ‘team’. Even if no one wants to hang out with them under any other circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8473 "2023-02-11T19:07:22Z")
That isn’t fair when posters called him out. He didn’t jump in to the thread to make himself the center of attention this time. > [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > Oh, wow! They finally gave **octopus** the boot? To get called out and then have posters complain he responded is silly. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8474 "2023-02-11T19:12:33Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > That isn’t fair when posters called him out. He didn’t jump in to the thread to make himself the center of attention this time. It is fair as an observation that he’s a genius at this, in that he gets rent free space in people’s minds even when he _doesn’t_ jump in to a thread to make himself the center of attention. > [@What\_Exit](#): > > To get called out and then have posters complain he responded is silly. Yes, but what is much more silly is the assertion that that’s how it played out. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8475 "2023-02-11T19:36:53Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > To get called out and then have posters complain he responded is silly. Oh, he responded? I didn’t notice… ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8476 "2023-02-11T19:52:45Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > That isn’t fair when posters called him out. He didn’t jump in to the thread to make himself the center of attention this time. @k9bfriender gets me at least. 🙂 Absolutely His Pinkness had the right to respond to the swipe in the thread, but as it often the case, he dropped off a few pithy comments and we spend 20+ talking about him. He is under our skin, and I think it makes him happy that he cannot be ignored. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8477 "2023-02-11T19:53:55Z")
That is fair and probably true. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8478 "2023-02-11T19:55:00Z")
Octo has gotten better. He admits his errors, which is what we just ultimately ask of each other. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8479 "2023-02-11T20:02:13Z")
You people are all insane. I’d gladly take 10 **octopuses** over one **Shodan**. And **octopus** is a terrible poster. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=199) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=201)