# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8680 "2023-03-01T18:34:18Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Just seems old, retired, bored, somewhat ignorant, and has an opinion on damned near everything and has to make sure s/he chimes in on every damned thread. Opinionated and usually misinformed.

From an FQ thread on whether one should upgrade from Windows 8, they posted this charming reply:

> [@Do I really need to upgrade from Windows 8?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-really-need-to-upgrade-from-windows-8/980504/9):
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> You would be better off to “downgrade” to win 7. I have had that on my laptop for ages (although XP was their best OS)). FWIW, I never allow my computer to update, and took the anti virus off it years ago on the advice of my son in law, who runs the IT dept in a Hawaii school. I go to some very sketchy websites (XXX stuff really), haven’t had a problem at all.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8681 "2023-03-01T18:41:58Z")

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Come on, this is 100% chain yanking.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8682 "2023-03-01T18:50:59Z")

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Agreed, that last post is clear trolling.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8683 "2023-03-01T18:51:29Z")

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Yeah, I hadn’t seen that. Oy.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8684 "2023-03-01T19:03:46Z")

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I had seen the post and wanted to object vehemently as a former IT guy, but then I saw who posted it and didn’t care anymore because I don’t want to feed a troll.

ETA: maybe I should have reported it for spreading obvious falsehoods in FQ.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8685 "2023-03-01T19:13:59Z")

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Already flagged and awaiting a GQ mod.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8686 "2023-03-01T19:17:24Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Come on, this is 100% chain yanking.

> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Agreed, that last post is clear trolling.

Reminds me of **jtur**.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8687 "2023-03-01T19:22:29Z")

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Hey, you might have something! Definitely a **jturd** vibe.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8688 "2023-03-01T19:28:51Z")

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Obviously.

Everyone knows that MS-DOS 3.11 is the ultimate OS.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8689 "2023-03-01T19:43:09Z")

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There is a kernel of truth to that.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8690 "2023-03-01T20:23:31Z")

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I never quite got over the trauma of switching to Apple. I’m still processing it.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8691 "2023-03-01T20:28:43Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> I’m still processing it.

Well, no wonder! You need a really strong blender:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/qg1ckCkm8YI/hqdefault.jpg "Will It Blend? - iPhone") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8692 "2023-03-01T20:36:48Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> There is a kernel of truth to that.

That’s it, I’m performing a citizen’s thread ban.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8693 "2023-03-01T20:38:49Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Reminds me of **jtur**.

Oh my god, totally. Or, maybe (I think) Charlie Wayne?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8694 "2023-03-01T20:49:15Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> I’m performing a citizen’s thread ban.

From memory, this may not be effective.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8695 "2023-03-01T21:48:28Z")

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GQ. Now that is old school!

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8696 "2023-03-02T09:46:55Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> Pessimistic cynicism is a gateway to fascism

Case in point: Russia.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8697 "2023-03-02T11:12:01Z")

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I tried then the new Android 13 to see if that whas really the ultimate. Downloaded to my Tablet. But now it just asks about where is Goku and the Dragon Balls…

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8698 "2023-03-02T18:31:50Z")

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Poster recently discussed is now resurrecting old threads one after another to share their 2c.

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8699 "2023-03-02T19:24:40Z")

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It’s the one with a fondness for Windows 7, in case anyone was about to ask.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> …resurrecting old threads one after another…

Yeah, that’s just… odd. They’re not real old threads, just a month or two since last post. It’s almost as if they got bored and started working their way backwards, rather than going looking for good chain-yanking material.

I’m still wondering.

j

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