# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8740 "2023-03-09T00:47:26Z")
A cornfield of mods. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8741 "2023-03-09T01:02:58Z")
A Banned of Mods. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8742 "2023-03-09T01:09:50Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > A cornfield of mods. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > A Banned of Mods.   You are confusing trolls with mods. It’s a “cornfield of trolls” and a “banned of trolls”. And speaking of trolls, we have another trolling post from **sjank…** , this time about the post office stealing packages. Not enough to cornfield, yet? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8743 "2023-03-09T01:17:31Z")
That one sounds fairly good. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8744 "2023-03-09T01:19:02Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > And speaking of trolls, we have another trolling post from **sjank…** , this time about the post office stealing packages. Not enough to cornfield, yet? Not sure what this is about. no flags or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8745 "2023-03-09T01:29:39Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > You are confusing trolls with mods. I figured that the cornfield was where the mods went when they weren’t on the boards, to gloat over their conquests. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8746 "2023-03-09T01:32:34Z")
Maybe it was because of the two links to the online store, but I don’t think that poster has a habit of doing this. ---
**Author:** ![Galactus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galactus/32/3581_2.png) [@Galactus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galactus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8747 "2023-03-09T03:11:50Z")
A cladistic of mods. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8748 "2023-03-09T03:18:04Z")
**The Mod Pod** ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8749 "2023-03-09T03:27:33Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > A cornfield of mods. I’m all ears for this one. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8750 "2023-03-09T05:12:43Z")
Ok, that one made me laugh. Plus, now I think of the trolls’ posts being suspended in transparent plastic. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8751 "2023-03-09T16:09:29Z")
Ahem. A resurrection for _Did anyone actually believe a camera could steal their soul?_ over in Factual Questions. I mean…uh…our new poster could be for real. I guess? j ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8752 "2023-03-09T21:32:03Z")
Depeche Mods… As the ones sending dispatches or messages to trolls… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8753 "2023-03-10T01:43:36Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Depeche Mods… So they predicted 9/11? Is David Mabus rubbing off on our mods? Do you desperately wish I hadn’t put that image in your heads? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8754 "2023-03-10T10:20:27Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Depeche Mods… _There’s a new game we like to play, you see_ _A game with added reality_ _You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees_ _We call it '[Moderator And Member’](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvfofcIE1Q)_ ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8755 "2023-03-10T18:52:26Z")
In the Boebert thread in P&E, someone mentioned how Republicans like LB are pushing anti-trans policies (even though trans folks don’t harm kids) while simultaneously pushing anti-sex ed policies (which do harm kids) all in the name of protecting kids. Well, saying “trans” in a thread must be like saying Beetlejuice three times, because **YWTF** is now in there tut-tutting everyone for judging LB by her statements and her actions, and is basically all over the map in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8756 "2023-03-10T19:45:51Z")
The sake of rules aside, I always liked the Mother Night approach - it doesn’t really matter if one is ‘really’ a troll or not, we are who we pretend to be ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8757 "2023-03-10T21:38:03Z")
Yep. Ruined a perfectly good P&E thread. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8758 "2023-03-10T22:25:19Z")
Doesn’t she have a topic ban about this? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8759 "2023-03-10T23:11:39Z")
The impression I had was she’s been dancing around the ban. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=213) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=215)