# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 221
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8884 "2023-03-31T11:46:50Z")
> [@ActionJackson](#): > > So this forum literally bans people who disagree with you? Do you call that “debate?” [http://wondermark.com/c/2014-09-19-1062sea.png](http://wondermark.com/c/2014-09-19-1062sea.png) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8885 "2023-03-31T11:47:20Z")
> [@ActionJackson](#): > > I wonder where the pointy hat folks are. Meeting at your mom’s house. Come up from the basement and say hi. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8886 "2023-03-31T11:50:05Z")
I believe you are defaming actual sea lions here.🦭 ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8887 "2023-03-31T11:52:59Z")
A friendly fuck you to @Smapti for engaging with this obvious troll in two threads. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8888 "2023-03-31T12:07:55Z")
> [@ActionJackson](#): > > Interestingly … the only folks I see at major lootings, arsons, and riots these days are Antifa and BLM. I knew we should have stopped wearing those BLM/Antifa monogrammed shirts! Too easy to pick people out of a crowd! ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8889 "2023-03-31T12:21:12Z")
Who are you all responding to? I see a bunch of posts in this thread are hidden, but I am not super interested in checking to see who the troll is. > [@RitterSport](#): > > A friendly fuck you to @Smapti for engaging with this obvious troll in two threads. I know, right? ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8890 "2023-03-31T12:40:32Z")
Looks like none of us can see his posts now. All corn-fielded. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8891 "2023-03-31T12:49:49Z")
Well that sucked, I clicked one wrong button maybe and somehow moved the entire thread to the cornfield. Then I had to move it back. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8892 "2023-03-31T12:52:30Z")
I wondered what happened! I was reading along and then things went haywire 😆 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8893 "2023-03-31T12:54:11Z")
I’m not sure if I did it or if it glitched. As it took the entire thread I’m thinking glitch. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8894 "2023-03-31T12:54:49Z")
So: ActionJackson seemed to know his way around pretty well. A trock? But of whom? j ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8895 "2023-03-31T12:55:23Z")
I think it was Harvey. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8896 "2023-03-31T12:55:42Z")
That I couldn’t determine. But clearly a returning Trock. I’ll have to do a write-up summary later. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8897 "2023-03-31T12:56:37Z")
A 6’2½" Invisible Rabbit? Sorry, first thing that popped into my head. Who was Harvey? I don’t remember. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8898 "2023-03-31T12:57:44Z")
You nailed it. I only got to the party at the last second, so he was invisible to me. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8899 "2023-03-31T12:59:42Z")
Cool, one of my favorite movies. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8900 "2023-03-31T13:05:36Z")
Me too. The only clue I had about its existence was the spasm of notifications that one of my posts having been moved (apparently to the cornfield? and along with the entire rest if the thread?) and then moved again. How long was the trock in the system? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8901 "2023-03-31T13:09:04Z")
He smeared his shit in about an hour. 18 posts or so. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8902 "2023-03-31T13:13:36Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I clicked one wrong button maybe and somehow moved the entire thread to the cornfield I got a notification about the move. I think you might have sent a notification to everyone who posted here. It’s like a **Marley** move, but smaller scale. > [@What\_Exit](#): > > I’ll have to do a write-up summary later. Like for real? Mods get homework? ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/8903 "2023-03-31T13:17:27Z")
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