# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9145 "2023-04-27T00:20:48Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> IMHO, they seemed to be angry and frustrated and looking for a fight,

I think he might have got riled up over the near-universal disagreement with him in the gd GD “bring back the draft” thread.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9146 "2023-04-27T00:21:53Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Is it flouncing if the quietly go away?

If it’s preceded by a bunch of complaining about how we’re all a bunch of close-minded bullies on a dying forum?

Yep.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9147 "2023-04-27T01:12:36Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> For what it is worth, **Ssounder** has left the board on their own accord.

Like Tucker Carson and Fox.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9148 "2023-04-27T01:44:15Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> SSounder hadn’t previously been of any note to me before they jumped in this thread with their grievances…

Like Ragnar Lothbrok, except if he never raided any villages, personally caught all the snakes and gathered them into the pit himself, and then demanded the villagers come and watch as he threw himself in. Or, if you manage to turn **Trolls R Us** into a self-pitting, you might not be the vaunted warrior-poster you imagined yourself to be.

ETA: And also this…  
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/f6/88/14f6886fb71b5a6e24a40b74b0f41f73.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/14/f6/88/14f6886fb71b5a6e24a40b74b0f41f73.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9149 "2023-04-30T17:16:34Z")

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That last post I read has done it. Either **chupachabra** is a troll or a Russian stooge of some sort. His assumptions and his pronouncements seem to have little root in reality and I’ve had enough of him doom and glooming every thread he gets into.

Plonk

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9150 "2023-04-30T17:21:16Z")

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Is there actually a pattern? I’ve only seen it in the one thread. The Russia invades Ukraine thread.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9151 "2023-04-30T17:25:32Z")

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If it’s a thread about the Ru/UK war and he shows up, he always has this incredible “everything and everyone is doomed” attitude. I haven’t noticed him in other threads, so this could be confirmation bias.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9152 "2023-04-30T17:29:48Z")

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I think it is only that thread. Unlike 2 or the 3 posters that I have ejected from that thread, I don’t think he’s trolling. I think he is genuinely gloomy about the outcome. I don’t agree, but I don’t think it is trolling. Especially as at a quick glance through other posts, he is not doing anything like this elsewhere on the board.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9153 "2023-04-30T17:37:26Z")

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He may be genuinely gloomy, but he’s still trolling that thread IMO. No matter the facts, he always interprets them in the best possible way for Putin, as if Putin is an unstoppable force of nature.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9154 "2023-04-30T17:42:36Z")

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I got the poster name wrong. Not “chupacabra”, **chappachula**.

Although it looks as if everyone knows who I meant.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9155 "2023-04-30T17:47:27Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Putin is an unstoppable force of nature

And how!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rQetzCuRDAY/maxresdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rQetzCuRDAY/maxresdefault.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9156 "2023-04-30T18:31:03Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I think it is only that thread.

Not just that thread. Also made doom and gloom predictions about Trump beating Biden back in 2020, among other similar political predictions.

I don’t recall for certain, but I believe also some predictions about the 2024 elections of a similar vein.

Seems to take pessimism to an unrealistic extreme, far, far beyond what evidence, reason, or historic precedent seem to suggest.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9157 "2023-04-30T19:30:45Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Seems to take pessimism to an unrealistic extreme, far, far beyond what evidence, reason, or historic precedent seem to suggest.

I never saw Eeyore as a troll though.

[![](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_eeyore61_5881_5847.jpg) ](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_eeyore61_5881_5847.jpg)

Tigger though, that asshole was always stirring up shit.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9158 "2023-04-30T22:38:02Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Tigger though

Yeah, but Tigger was always sincere; he believed everything he said.

Rabbit I could see trolling.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9159 "2023-05-01T00:25:14Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Tigger though, that asshole was always stirring up shit.

That’s what Tigger warnings are for.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9160 "2023-05-01T11:40:42Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> That’s what Tigger warnings are for.

Ha!!!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9161 "2023-05-01T12:48:22Z")

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🐅 Warning?

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9162 "2023-05-01T13:59:30Z")

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In FQ, there’s a thread about research into inherited characteristics, started by **slicedalone**. What are the chances that this **isn’t** a hidden scientific racism thread – I talk about eye color, sickle cell, height, and he throws in IQ, seemingly as an after thought.

I write: “it’s not at all obvious to me what you’re asking about”, but that was a lie – I’m pretty sure he’s trying to get a scientific racism thread going.

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**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9163 "2023-05-01T15:33:35Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> I’m pretty sure he’s trying to get a scientific racism thread going.

You’re an unusually suspicious fellow, aren’t you?

I’m being totally straightforward in my question and in my responses, but you can go right ahead believing what you choose to about me and my motives.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9164 "2023-05-01T16:25:33Z")

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Thanks! Will do.

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