# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4940 "2021-10-29T13:13:58Z")

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Bravo, Bravo!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4941 "2021-10-29T17:28:45Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> I was getting ready to tell him, but then the mods seized the means of conversation.

very nice

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4942 "2021-10-30T13:15:48Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> So, did we ever figure out what Socialism was?

I defined it as a belief that the child of the corn in question was a troll. Not only did it not refute that definition, it took it with it when it disappeared into the corn.

Workers of the world unite!

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4943 "2021-10-30T16:36:54Z")

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Magnificent! Well spoken, Johnny ~~Bravo~~ Marx.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4944 "2021-10-30T22:37:04Z")

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Dyslexics of the World, Untie!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4945 "2021-11-02T19:57:19Z")

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Looks like saucywench got a one month suspension for saying that China is a country full of subhumans.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-zoos-ever-live-feed-their-predators/953681/18](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-zoos-ever-live-feed-their-predators/953681/18)

(She got a one week suspension once before because of her behavior in [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iranian-factory-makes-u-s-and-israeli-flags-for-the-specific-purpose-of-being-burned/847269).)

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4946 "2021-11-02T20:24:53Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Looks like saucywench got a one month suspension for saying that China is a country full of subhumans.

Unlike the fine example of humanity Americans demonstrate!  
(Hadn’t noticed saucywench before. Jaysus.)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4947 "2021-11-02T21:11:51Z")

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I will shed no tears if it becomes permanent. I’d prefer 100 garden-variety trolls over someone like that, who seems to take pleasure in being mean. What a shit stain on the board.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4948 "2021-11-02T22:14:45Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> (Hadn’t noticed saucywench before. Jaysus.)

I have, she’s been around for almost a decade. From what I recall she sometimes says inflammatory stuff (but most of the time she says normal stuff) but I don’t recall anything crazypants racist like that bullshit was.

By the way, here’s an ironic post of hers that’s very recent:

> [@A Pit thread for Asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-pit-thread-for-asahi/828944/393):
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> Good god, man! Are you brain dead? Do you have some sort of mental/social disability? What on earth would possess you to post something as equally offensive as what is being discussed here? In other words, what was your motivation? You seem like the type of poster who would benefit from reading more and posting less.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4949 "2021-11-02T22:21:50Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Looks like saucywench got a one month suspension for saying that China is a country full of subhumans.

Yeah, a month suspension will fix that sick fuck.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4950 "2021-11-03T00:48:47Z")

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Ah, **Charlie Wayne** up to his usual tricks with his vinyl darling I see.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4951 "2021-11-03T00:57:20Z")

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Hmm, yes. SW was created the same year as CW, almost exactly 6 months apart. And by coincidence, the thread where [CW admitted to being a troll](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-management-plan-at-any-time-to-admonish-saucywench/847341/5) and was therefore banned was a thread about SW (and the actions that got SW suspended at that time).

Lots of coinkeydinks there.

ETA: Also, “Charlie Wayne” and “Saucy Wench” and very phonetically similar as well.

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**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4952 "2021-11-03T19:40:17Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Charlie Wayne

What is the deal with this dude, in brief? Troll turned serial sock?

~Max

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2021, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4953 "2021-11-03T22:55:41Z")

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Serial _killer_ if the hype is to be believed, but I’ve said too much.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4954 "2021-11-04T14:53:06Z")

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Poor Ralfy is losing sleep over the fact that President Biden mispronounced the word psalms.

It appears to have deeply offended Ralfy that a CATHOLIC could dare to do such a thing.

What a dope.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4955 "2021-11-04T17:38:11Z")

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> [@Max\_S](#):
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> What is the deal with this dude, in brief? Troll turned serial sock?
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> ~Max

If I understand things correctly (and I may not), he’s a serial sock who trolls. IOW, CW wasn’t his first visit to our fine establishment.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4956 "2021-11-04T18:19:24Z")

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Just wanna pop in and say what a dumb motherfucker Novelty Bubble is. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him post except that he launches an insanely tedious series of posts where he misunderstands and misrepresents people, and then misunderstands and misrepresents their corrections of his misunderstanding, and then gets all snotty with their inability to understand and represent him.

Dunno if it’s a deliberate chain-yanking, or if he’s actually that Dunning-Krugerrific. I’m hesitant to attribute to malice etc., but goddamn.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4957 "2021-11-04T18:20:26Z")

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He never pinged my radar before the trans threads, but, man, were those frustrating interactions.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4958 "2021-11-04T18:26:19Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> What a dope.

😕 I thought we were ALL dopes…

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4959 "2021-11-04T19:02:36Z")

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Check out the “Co-Worked accused me of being racist” thread in IMHO starting at 82, if you want to see if that milk is really as spoiled as I said it is.

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