# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4960 "2021-11-04T19:31:17Z")
I read the first few posts of that thread and decided it’s not worth it. OK, OK, I’ll check out post 82 on. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4961 "2021-11-04T19:32:52Z")
Racism is not the problem. People calling out racism is the problem. So divisive. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4962 "2021-11-04T19:42:23Z")
Man, kudos to you both for dealing with **NB**. I think I’m done with him – he’s willfully obtuse and it’s just frustrating to try and have a conversation or debate. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4963 "2021-11-04T19:48:29Z")
It’s not the first time, either. NB is almost certainly one of those old school English racists (Sharon Osborne comes to mind here) who don’t realize just how racist their traditional English upbringing really was and think that as long as they mean well, it’s ok. Easy to forget they’re only one or two generations removed from the England of the White Man’s Burden. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4964 "2021-11-04T19:48:50Z")
Just based on my first response to him in that thread–post 93–I’m thinking of changing my username to Cassandra. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2021, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4965 "2021-11-04T22:33:30Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > > > What a dope. > > 😕 I thought we were ALL dopes… No, we are dopers! He is just a dope. There’s a real difference. In my mind, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4966 "2021-11-05T05:38:53Z")
I looked at the OP, saw the answer was a “Yes”, and have not bothered replying. It’s been an interesting read, though. As for NB, I’ve realised just stopping interacting with him in any one thread is not enough. He has a habit of Definition JAQing. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4967 "2021-11-05T10:40:49Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Poor Ralfy is losing sleep over the fact that President Biden mispronounced the word psalms. > > It appears to have deeply offended Ralfy that a CATHOLIC could dare to do such a thing. It hasn’t really. He’s just desperately reaching into his own backside trying to find shit to fling. I mean, there’s plenty of actual stuff to criticize Biden for, but he seems determined to make Biden criticism idiotic again by starting up a nothingburger franchise. Saying “Palms” instead of “Psalms” and the whole “Let’s go, Brandon!” thing are about as trivial as you can get. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4968 "2021-11-05T13:02:04Z")
Is **Itsokaytohategoogle** too obvious for this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4969 "2021-11-05T13:21:50Z")
Maybe? Openly admitting to trolling (and implying socking) is a bit out there. Not as entertaining as I had hoped. Not clever enough. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4970 "2021-11-05T15:05:53Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Not clever enough The board equivalent of a yappy Chihuahua. Except a Chihuahua is sometimes cute. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4971 "2021-11-05T15:19:41Z")
[![](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/4dbf7990b7967e4873195d8720c61f7008e5f3b4/0_274_4096_2458/master/4096.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=0df1fc00b920a6bfe60dd64e1fc91baf) ](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/4dbf7990b7967e4873195d8720c61f7008e5f3b4/0_274_4096_2458/master/4096.jpg?width=620&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=0df1fc00b920a6bfe60dd64e1fc91baf) ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4972 "2021-11-05T15:22:53Z")
That’s a Chinese Crested ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4973 "2021-11-05T15:23:08Z")
Only the long haired ones, the regular ones are not cute. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4974 "2021-11-05T15:25:18Z")
Here you go, this is a “cute” one [![](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000263056617.jpg?w=1980) ](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000263056617.jpg?w=1980) [![](https://images.wagwalkingweb.com/media/daily_wag/sense_guides/science/1544751511.57/can-dog-bites-get-infected_science.jpg?ixlib=imgixjs-3.4.1&w=1946) ](https://images.wagwalkingweb.com/media/daily_wag/sense_guides/science/1544751511.57/can-dog-bites-get-infected_science.jpg?ixlib=imgixjs-3.4.1&w=1946) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4975 "2021-11-05T15:26:10Z")
Kill ya soon as look at ya. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4976 "2021-11-05T17:49:41Z")
I’ll have you know that my little gremlin is very cute, if you like Dobby the house elf. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4977 "2021-11-05T18:16:17Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’ll have you know that my little gremlin is very cute, if you like Dobby the house elf. - _Gremlins_ is an entirely different movie. :flees: ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4978 "2021-11-05T18:41:39Z")
Fleas. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2021, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/4979 "2021-11-05T19:05:37Z")
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