# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9805 "2023-06-28T20:41:29Z")
If you’re saying he’s utterly predictable in his clumsy and oafish MO, you’re right. If you’re saying he would restrict himself to one JAQ-off, you are quite unfoundedly optimistic. Whatever a troll like that lacks in intellect or creativity, they more than compensate for with tenacity. ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9806 "2023-06-28T20:42:23Z")
Nope. Just a few days ago: http s://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-left-in-the-still-classified-jfk-assassination-files/953493/321 Hopefully that breaks the link (space between “http” and “s”). It’s a real face-palm of a hijack. So bad I put him on permignore. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9807 "2023-06-28T20:45:53Z")
> [@ASL\_v2.0](#): > > Hopefully that breaks the link (space between “http” and “s”). You were successful and thank you. That was only a 6 month zombie but a zombie nonetheless and just as ridiculous. I don’t see this poster being around much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9808 "2023-06-28T20:47:25Z")
Are we sure this isn’t actually Michael _Scarn_? > **[Michael Scarn](https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Scarn)** > > Michael Scarn is one of Michael Scott's most common improv characters and the main hero of his movie, Threat Level Midnight. Michael Scarn is portrayed by Michael Scott. Michael Scarn was the best top-secret agent in the business. Scarn saved... ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9809 "2023-06-28T20:51:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Are we sure this isn’t actually Michael _Scarn_? If it was I might give him a pass, he might still be in mourning for the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones Scarn. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9810 "2023-06-28T21:00:03Z")
It’s only a one-day suspension, though. And you’ve left a live link from that thread to this one, so you’ve probably summoned the troll here when they get back. So nice work. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9811 "2023-06-28T21:00:09Z")
And it’s closed. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9812 "2023-06-28T21:19:00Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > And you’ve left a live link from that thread to this one, so you’ve probably summoned the troll here when they get back. So nice work. He’s already been here. > [@Trolls R Us Resurrections](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections/950518/9697): > > But why was the entire thread locked? There were alot of other participants engaged in some really good conversation. Iam sure they wanted to keep posting after the thread was locked. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9813 "2023-06-28T21:23:45Z")
Sure, but now he knows there’s _recent_ interest in his shenanigans. It’s like we’re trying to keep him interested and encourage his antics. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9814 "2023-06-28T21:28:53Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > It’s like we’re trying to keep him interested and encourage his antics. Why yes! So his troll ass will be banned more quickly instead of allowing him to slow roll the board with his bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![gnarator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gnarator/32/8266_2.png) [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9815 "2023-06-28T21:37:04Z")
I know many people here are unhappy with Sam Stone, but I have to give him props for his response: [What is left in the still classified JFK assassination files? - #353 by Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-left-in-the-still-classified-jfk-assassination-files/953493/353) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9816 "2023-06-28T21:45:39Z")
> [@gnarator](#): > > I know many people here are unhappy with Sam Stone, but I have to give him props for his response: Sam posts good stuff now and then and I give him credit when he does. It’s when he lies and misrepresents cites and other posters that folks get upset. For some reason. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9817 "2023-06-29T01:32:50Z")
And now that thread is locked. It’s almost like we’re not supposed to be feeding the trolls or something. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9818 "2023-06-29T01:34:58Z")
That would be radical. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9819 "2023-06-29T01:38:29Z")
You rotten sneaks. No one even flagged that thread! /s ---
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9820 "2023-06-29T02:06:52Z")
-cleans, buffs, and polishes, then ‘accidently’ places the appropriate rule where the mods can just stumble over it again, not that they had forgotten- > **Troublesome posters.** If we think you’re more trouble than you’re worth, and you seem unwilling or unable to change your ways, we reserve the right to revoke your posting privileges. The “unwilling or unable to change their ways” seems bloody obvious at this point, if you don’t mind me saying. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9821 "2023-06-29T02:08:51Z")
Oh, the modloop discussion is already happening. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9822 "2023-06-29T10:00:16Z")
I have to admit that while I’ve heard all sorts of batshit JFK theories, “Jackie did it” is a new one to me. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9823 "2023-06-29T12:03:39Z")
Though you have to appreciate the moxie of anybody willing to channel the spirit of History Channel UFO shows. “I’m not saying Jackie did it. But Jackie did it” ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9824 "2023-06-29T14:55:58Z")
And now he’s trolling the “Tell us an interesting fact” thread with inane “factoids” (aka bullshit) and non sequiturs about Snoop Dogg. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=266) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=268)