# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9845 "2023-06-29T19:22:42Z")
The guy in the dark suit would be the official Disneyland veterinarian, right? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9846 "2023-06-29T20:02:57Z")
fascination! Really doesn’t know! How exclamation marks work! htt ps://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-do-you-love-nylon-stockings/579652/ (Bumped the thread! At the end!) ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9847 "2023-06-29T20:13:39Z")
Not a troll, but an obvious fetishist wanking off to a 12 year old thread about nylon stockings. I reported the post and the thread was soon closed. I expect we’ll never hear from him again, unless he finds other old nylon threads to bump. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9848 "2023-06-29T20:22:46Z")
Yeah, let’s see if this guy has L’Eggs. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9849 "2023-06-29T20:24:11Z")
That post was _soooo_ much more disturbing than I was led to believe. Mentioning the excessive exclamation marks was really burying the lede. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9850 "2023-06-29T20:26:20Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Not a troll, I wouldn’t rule out a trock looking for a new schtick. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9851 "2023-06-29T20:27:46Z")
I don’t think so, most trocks are kinda clever and know the board rules and that a post like this would be automatically shut down. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.E](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.e/32/8932_2.png) [@Mr.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.E)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9852 "2023-06-29T20:33:26Z")
“If only I had been able to have an incestuous relationship with my aunt” is certainly a thing to structure your life around. I wonder if she knew how much she scrambled this guy’s brain. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9853 "2023-06-29T20:35:19Z")
So…whats the difference between a sock and nylons? runs off quickly ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9854 "2023-06-29T20:55:18Z")
> [@Mr.E](#): > > I wonder if she knew how much she scrambled this guy’s brain. So _scrambled_ l’eggs? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9855 "2023-06-29T21:25:19Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > That post was _soooo_ much more disturbing than I was led to believe. Good grief. I went to look for it in case it disappeared, found it, and . . . > [@Mr.E](#): > > “If only I had been able to have an incestuous relationship with my aunt” is certainly a thing to structure your life around. I wonder if she knew how much she scrambled this guy’s brain. Let’s not blame the poor aunt. Doesn’t read to me like she did any scrambling. Reads to me like she just existed with stockings on; which was fairly normal at the time. (I very much doubt that she actually went and put them on for him.) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9856 "2023-06-30T01:09:32Z")
Let’s hope he’s not on a run. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9857 "2023-06-30T07:40:21Z")
The “help me, I burned my hand” poster is typing a whole lot of text very quickly for supposedly being injured. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9858 "2023-06-30T07:48:44Z")
Damn, I was going to make a joke about it being an ad for Hakuna Matata Honey here, but that joke has already been made there. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9859 "2023-06-30T08:15:18Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > So…whats the difference between a sock and nylons? > runs off quickly It’s all about [where the sexy lives](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykeG_Enk40g). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9860 "2023-06-30T13:38:27Z")
I see the loner with the bad golf swing is rules-lawyering (and whining) in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9861 "2023-06-30T13:54:19Z")
If we hook them up with Honey Badger, they could be _deniers_ together. ---
**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9862 "2023-06-30T15:22:41Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > …the loner with the bad golf swing… Very elegant. j ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9863 "2023-06-30T16:37:55Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I see the loner with the bad golf swing is rules-lawyering (and whining) in ATMB. He’s also getting his ass handed to him, strictly on the topic matter and unrelated to violations of rules, in a thread about a well-known Jack Nicholson movie. Possibly predictably, the thread has drawn a mod note asking people to be less heated. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/9864 "2023-06-30T17:16:35Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > He’s also getting his ass handed to him, strictly on the topic matter and unrelated to violations of rules, in a thread about a well-known Jack Nicholson movie. Yes, it’s an embarrassing thread for him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518.md?page=270)