# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5020 "2021-11-14T21:04:10Z")

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Lucky Trock Account.

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5021 "2021-11-14T21:12:49Z")

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I missed that. I’m persuaded.

j

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5022 "2021-11-14T21:38:37Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Lucky guess?

I wonder if he’ll… [Adele] “Go EEEEyeeeeEEEyeeeEEEasily from the SDMB…” [/Adele]

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5023 "2021-11-14T22:30:34Z")

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Going or not, it’s not happening very quickly. Are we the only ones who thought the violin emojii were a fucked up response?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5024 "2021-11-14T22:54:18Z")

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You know, that other thread. The one over there. Remember? Somebody posted something, and some other people responded? That one.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5025 "2021-11-14T22:54:28Z")

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I’m convinced by how quickly the trock found themselves mentioned in this thread without being @-ed.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5026 "2021-11-14T23:12:56Z")

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Yep. “Who is talking about me? Are people talking about me? I need my sad and lonely existence validated dammit! I EXIST! LOOK AT ME!”

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5027 "2021-11-14T23:14:28Z")

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“Haha! I am MAKING people talk about me. I am powerful. Not a little wimp like daddy called me. “

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5028 "2021-11-14T23:23:45Z")

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Someone linked to the other thread here. They attracted him.

I see no indication pennteller is a trock. I checked.

We try to let **Miller** handle The Pit without the rest of us interfering. So you need to be patient on a weekend. We sometimes do though.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5029 "2021-11-15T18:59:23Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> We try to let **Miller** handle The Pit

[Warned for being too low for the Pit.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes/915339/1230)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5030 "2021-11-15T19:32:28Z")

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~Shawty’s got them MAGA bottom jeans  
Boots with the fur (with the fur!)  
The whole Board just mocking his word  
He hits the flo’ (hits the flo’!)  
Next thing you know  
Penny went lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, low.~

(Not apologizing for this.)

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5031 "2021-11-16T00:00:19Z")

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My boots have fur and they are brand new. Now I can never wear them again.

Thanks a lot John!

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5032 "2021-11-16T00:12:38Z")

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Just need to buy them MAGA bottom jeans, and you’ll be pretty fly for a white guy.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5033 "2021-11-16T00:44:27Z")

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Well, I don’t have any of those jeans. My boots are ankle boots. Does that hurt or help?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5034 "2021-11-16T23:59:31Z")

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Do the boots embody “MAGA”?

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5035 "2021-11-17T00:01:28Z")

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God, I hope not cause I actually like the boots. I don’t like anything “Maga”.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5036 "2021-11-17T00:05:26Z")

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Any flags on them?

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5037 "2021-11-17T00:06:49Z")

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No, thankfully. I’d never have been attracted to something like that.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5038 "2021-11-17T09:27:13Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> My boots are ankle boots. Does that hurt or help?

Are they made for walking?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/5039 "2021-11-17T14:43:18Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I see no indication pennteller is a trock. I checked.

Our new friend appears to have started stalking @RickJay around the Game Room. Am I misremembering or did **Rick** have a stalker before?

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