# Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 11, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518 "2021-09-11T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10154 "2023-08-12T07:23:17Z")

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Is this the time we post recipes again?

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**Author:** ![Mikkel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikkel/32/13151_2.png) [@Mikkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikkel)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10155 "2023-08-12T07:23:30Z")

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Difficult to collect anyway.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10156 "2023-08-12T07:24:25Z")

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> [@RomanSergeevich67](#):
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> And it’s blatantly obvious that you’re trolling me.

No, I’m _taunting_ you. There’s a difference.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10157 "2023-08-12T07:24:49Z")

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Tell them to watch out for low-flying aircraft.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10158 "2023-08-12T07:25:32Z")

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Ukrainian Red Borscht Soup

> **[Ukrainian Red Borscht Soup](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/84450/ukrainian-red-borscht-soup/)**
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> Borscht is a hearty beet soup with cabbage, potatoes, and garlic that's popular in Eastern Europe. This Ukrainian recipe includes pork for a delicious, comforting meal.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10160 "2023-08-12T07:27:53Z")

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Umm, Russians are White, that whole Caucasian thing.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10161 "2023-08-12T07:29:05Z")

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Come on, let him wallow in his bullshit victimhood. It’s funny.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10162 "2023-08-12T07:30:46Z")

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Geez, get up to take a shit in the middle of the night and I had to flush a big old shit first.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10163 "2023-08-12T07:31:56Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Ukrainian Red Borscht Soup

Looks tasty! Here’s my recipe for the Godfather’s Pasta Sauce:

28 oz can diced tomatoes  
Good dollop of olive oil  
3 cloves of garlic, crushed  
13 oz can tomato paste  
1 teaspoon basil  
1 teaspoon oregano  
1 lb sausage meat  
Good dollop of red wine (but not _that_ good a dollop; you need some wine to drink with your meal)  
1 or 2 tablespoons sugar

Use a slow cooker (i.e. a Crock Pot) on the Low setting, so just add everything but the meat and oil to that.

Put a skillet over a medium heat and put the olive oil in the skillet. Cook the meat in the skillet until it is fully cooked, then add it to the slow cooker. Leave it all in the slow cooker for at least three to four hours.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10164 "2023-08-12T07:37:19Z")

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I think the takeaway from this is that simply putting a space berween “straight” and “dope” isn’t enough to prevent Discourse from linking back here…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10165 "2023-08-12T07:39:49Z")

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Though in the case of a returning troll, not so bad.

It made it easy for me to clean up after this one in this case.

Most aren’t so obvious though.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10166 "2023-08-12T14:44:25Z")

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A poster is stinking up ATMB with their demand that all the Trump trial threads should be taken out of P&E because they are not appropriate to the forum. They are clearly trolling, since they ignore simple suggestions about how they can mute any threads they don’t want to see, and are exaggerating the extent of the threads in the first place. This poster not only doesn’t want to see the threads, they don’t want anyone else to see them either. They have also accused me of thread-shitting, but that’s neither here nor there.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10167 "2023-08-12T15:02:54Z")

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Boy is that not trolling. It isn’t even a bad suggestion. Though I agree, some exaggeration is taking place.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10168 "2023-08-12T15:06:49Z")

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If every poster who occasionally (or mostly) acted self-important or like a rude jackass was considered a troll, that’d wipe out half the board

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10169 "2023-08-12T15:07:59Z")

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And a good part of the Mod Staff with it. Probably me first.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10170 "2023-08-12T15:09:40Z")

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Though granted, our presumably Pratchett loving emulator of a bibliophile ape really does act like a self-important jackass a lot of the time.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10171 "2023-08-12T20:07:01Z")

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Main Character Syndrome affects everyone from time to time. Usually, it passes.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10172 "2023-08-14T02:24:53Z")

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What the actual fuck?

If you didn’t notice, the Poster who sees the universe as a cartoon bumped their own Pit thread, dormant for 16 months, to complain about the “pile on”! And they’ve got posts for the last few months, although few, so it’s not like they’d just come back and finally had a chance to respond.

Okay, that’s got to be trolling their thread, and/or (I’m leaning towards and) a desperate cry for more attention.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10173 "2023-08-14T06:19:05Z")

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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> a desperate cry for more attention.

Won’t get it from me. I sensibly put them on ignore in the first instance, right after the slap (or their comments thereon). Why doesn’t everyone else?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections-part-1/950518/10174 "2023-08-14T07:21:30Z")

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Because I respect this post.

> [@Everything Changed- A 9/11 World Trade Centers Narrative](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/everything-changed-a-9-11-world-trade-centers-narrative/263923):
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> EVERYTHING CHANGED The camera meeting I was in that had started at 8:30 am was still going when the first plane hit. We were in the basement of a 150-year-old synagogue in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, on Norfolk Street just off of Houston. When the first plane hit we were told and as we continued our meeting, we thought it was a poor errant sightseer who was blown into the Twin Towers. When the second plane hit, we knew that was wrong. The show was “ Life 360", a new series produced by AB…

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